So on this day, myself and are married.☺️ After much convincing and begging, she finally put her hand down when the judge asked if anybody had a reason we shouldn’t be. It was honestly more of a formality and we still have to go through the religious aspects but after being together for so long, and how alike we are, it hasn’t really clicked that such a momentous event has happened. But, isn’t that really the way to know you were meant to be when you feel like you already have been without having to do anything different?

As the the title says, I’m now a 15 year old with excessive facial hair and a third boob. Now if only I could find where the other 2 went I might actually get the attention I want instead of the attention I get…which is none.

Joking aside, the transition from 35 to 15 is weird but I guess that’s normal going from a milestone number to one that’s not legal (yet) but at least it’ll be a while before I hit 40 and have to worry about that growth between my legs.

Should be fun.

 Charlotte-in-Scarlet-Boots is doing $5 commissions and is willing to draw clean and dirty or whatever it is you want. If you’ve got some money you spend, try her and you’ll all be a little happier.

Take the lyrics to a song and swap out certain words for a spcific set of replacement words then sing it with the altered lyrics. If the replacement word occurs, do the opposite. See how many different and rather interesting things you can get from these.

Start here:
Monday, Money <==> Monkey
Girl <==> Squirrel
Word <==> Bird
Believer <==> Beaver
Momma <==> Llama
Water <==> Walrus
Blue <==> Shrew
Woman <==> Wombat
City <==> Kitty
Hair <==> Bear
Box <==> Fox
Big <==> Pig
Honey <==> Bunny
Paradise <==> Parakeet
Dream <==> Scream
Heaven <==> Kevin
Chapel <==> Cripple
Fuck <==> Duck
Dance <==> Prance
Cloud <==> Clown
Children <==> Chitlin or Chicken


Of course variations will be included such as dream, dreamer, dreaming with scream, screamer, screaming, but only if it's able to match both ways. I've chosen to leave out "love" with something as easy as "dove" since it's so ubiquitous and it just sounds lame. Show everyone what you can come out with below. Feel free to share ones can think up as well and maybe they'll be added.

So  SlashySmiley recently had some trouble crop up. See here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7761099/ .

She's a really talented artist and it would be a shame to see her be out of commission because of a silly computer. So if you can offer or donate any help, it would be a great way to keep the great art coming.

My darling love  Charlotte-in-Scarlet-Boots has a quirky little comic but low readership and I'd like to see more people get into it.

My darling  Charlotte-in-scarlet-boots (formerly Pup) whom I shall refer to as "Pup" (formerly Charlotte) really needs some readers of her comics and viewed of her page. Many of the people who were watching her have not gone with her on her account change and so might be missing out on her.

She's made a promise that can be read here.

That being said, I'd like to get her up to at least 100 watchers. So if that number can be achieve, I will offer free art to the person that puts her over that numbe done by me (currently Maarons). It can be anything within the boundaries of my rules posted on my page.

Ok, so you've seen me say a bunch of nice things about people before and you've seen me draw porn. So let me tell you about a person who helped me draw porn. That individual is  SonofX51 and he is a great little artist who might actually be taller than me but I digress, has a wonderful little OC and makes some wonderful stuff with her. He doesn't seem to get how much his pics really are bringing a smile to his watchers' faces and I think a lot of you aren't really aware of his talent. There's too much doubt in his abilities but that's not too valid a claim...

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19818382/ -This picture of his character as Shantae is a prime example of the kind of expressive, cute, and overall skill that he is capable of.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19010035/ -The multi-style ways he's capable of doing art in is a definite plus.

Finally: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19907135/ -Look at this porn he helped create! That's some amazing stuff right there!

He also does mech paintings but what's that got to do with furry art?

It's just that, Sono only has so many watchers and, if you're not already watching him, please please go take a look and try not to miss out on what he has to offer. I'm sure he could make something real nice for you when he's not in the middle of Dark Souls III, you kiddies are in to that sorta stuff right? Show him that his pessimism is not to be tolerated and support him with lots of views.

My darling  Pup-in-boots has moved to a new account here:  Charlotte-in-Scarlet-boots.

So for any of you that were watching her originally, please if you could go watch her at her new location so you can give her support and not miss out on all she has to show.


Love ya' Pup!

So I got a new computer today! The screen's a bit smaller than usual but shouldn't matter. Once I get things load and the feel down, I should be trying to get art made again.

So my computer is officially dead. It'd be more cost effective to get a whole new one hopefully with Black Friday slashing prices along the way. This means that I will be unable to do any art until such a time when I get a new one or the very off chance of using that one I completed that YCH I recently posted.

I'm willing to accept any kind of crowd funding/donations that could go toward getting a new computer. Any such help will of course be rewarded later depending on the amount.

Until then, I'll be limited to only commenting and maybe faving.

Well the 26th rolled up faster than I thought and so here I am...at 30.....

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I've extended the YCH: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17629033/  Nyarengadget and I are running since there are still bids to be made on the two positions and the price is still low. So come on down and get in on this pony porn action auction (Note: ponies not necessarily required.) Please try to participate as the funds are both a means for Nyaren to get keep up her medical needs and a birthday gift for her since she turns a year older Sunday.



In other news, I finally had the surgery to reattach my patellar tendon meaning my ability to move normal again should return with some recuperation time. I'm still in pain due to the delicate state my knee is in post-op and the immobilizing brace is very taxing to say the least.

My knee is for the most part at its possible best but I'm still going to need orthopedic surgery to get back to 90-100% since the ligament that attaches to the patella that allows the bending of the knee was almost burst and needs to be reattached.

In the meantime to give me something to do I'm offering to do one or two commissions to keep my mind occupied and have something to do.
Prices:
$5 - sketch
$10 - ink
$15 - flat color
$25 - effects

So young people suck at driving and even below 30MPH, they can be a hazard. I am currently stuck in a hospital with a dislocated knee due to the guy driving our go-between into a tree because he couldn't drive safe and slow. It hurts so damn bad and I have no idea how mobile I'll be for the next few weeks but I'm sure art will be on hold.

However, if any the ladies out there would like to film themselves jumping up and down naked and send it to me, it would go a long way to help me feel better. And to all the other people, keep your clothes on but feel free to jump around...

There's a guy I like watching who doesn't seem to have that much said about him so I think I'll take a go at it.  Tydrian makes art but unlike many of the others of his genre, there's a level of respect in the relationship with his peers and to his viewers. I've wanted to have a chance to work with him in the past and still do regarding a character or two of mine which he's shown good feelings towards.

Ty's the kind of artist that doesn't make you feel uncomfortable with some inflated ego or perverted behavior and, in fact, his character is probably the only naughty thing about him by virtue of NSFW -and even that is left tasteful! He cares about those experience him both from fan and subject matter since, at its core, art is meant to invoke feelings and I can account that those feelings he cares most about is positive, happy, friendly feelings. Yes, his art is based around sexual fetishes of bondage and binding and yet there is that certain quality which most would dismiss for the deviant pleasure most find in that and it's empathy. We're talking about a guy who polled dozens of women just to learn how they felt about him depicting them as tied up playpals for his character.

But leaving aside the art for a second, the guy's a friend. He wants to be and he wants to know more and more people including you. But there are people on the internet who are rather callous and bitter, mean-spirited if you will -I know right!?. They'd try and say terrible things about Ty that frankly don't match. This guy's a teddy bear from what I've seen and at worst a slight prude. Don't believe me? Go talk to him, watch him, and if you like what you see he does art for money, lots of money though not too much. And if there's still any doubt, just talk to him for a bit first before you let some rumors cheat you out of something good.

Earlier today I posted a pic that some of you took the opportunity to fave but shortly after, I removed the piece. This was in response to the commissioner wanting to keep the piece private.

Since that time I've talked to them and things have been resolved allowing me to exhibit it again. So now it's back up for you to enjoy and show your love to.

At the same time, why not get to know the commissioner,  Masster who, if nothing else, is a friendly person and would probably like to be friends and all of you can meet new people together.

I'm out.

Recently, I've been working with  5pikey8lur on a story that can be read here and here based on my Stripper series. The accompanying artwork is mine but the story is his. So the question becomes, how do we go further?

Well glad I asked rhetorically. If you, my watchers, would like to see more (and I do mean SEE) then I would be willing to turn this into a play by play comic miniseries with the story as my script. But to do so would mean that I would have to be funded to do so which means I'm looking for any kind of donation funding that can be mustered up by my fans. Since I don't have any of those I'm gonna have to panhandle from y'all instead.

Depending on the amounts raised, it'll go between linework to colors and then full on effects but that's only per page. It would also help if you could send some love 5pikey's way since he's a crucial part of this as well and it'll help get a fully fleshed out story and maybe even go towards seeing stuff based on the other girls who worked the pole in that series.

Stripper Series: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16176671/