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Malwulf's Hardcore Meme!
Posted 13 years agoWell, I suppose since the better half posted it quite awhile back...I'll go for it. Here's the Hardcore meme...the challenge is to live up to the insane number of things I have done. My score is 36...and these are just highlights that are within reach for other people. I left out wrestling gators and other highly unrealistic achievements. Try it if you dare...and pass it on just the same Have fun!
1) Have you kissed someone of the opposite sex?
2) Have you kissed someone of the same sex?
3) Have you recieved oral sex?
4) Given oral sex?
5) Recieved anal sex (bottomed)?
6) Given anal sex (topped)?
7) Had sex with a woman?
8) Had sex with a man?
9) Had a threesome?
10) Had a threesome involving more than one gender (men and women at same time)?
11) Had a foursome or more (Group sex/orgy)?
12) Been in a fight?
13) Been in more than fifty fights?
14) Been in a car crash?
15) Hospitalized someone else?
16) Drunk alcohol before it was legal for you?
17) Smoked a joint?
18) Done hard drugs (heroin, cocaine, morphine,crystal, k, etc)?
19) Stolen anything?
20) Had sex in a public place?
21) Been in 'drag'?
22) Lost consciousness from partying too hard?
23) Used psychedlic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, xtc)?
24) Had more than 50 sexual partners?
25) Had unprotected sex?
26) Caught a curable social disease (Crabs, gonorhea, chlamydia etc)?
27) Illegally raced against another car?
28) Driven while drunk or high?
29) Been tied up by or tied up a lover?
30) Used a sex toy with a partner?
31) Engaged in 'roleplay' during sex?
32) Spanked or been spanked by a lover?
33) Been paid for sex or for a sexual act?
34) Made/been in porn?
35) Engaged in three or more sexual fetishes in same night?
36) Made it through all of the above without arrest/conviction/incarceration?
If you scored:
0-4---Get out there and do something, you milquetoast!
5-10---I see you've had a few adventures, until you took that arrow in the knee!
11-20---Congratulations, you've qualified as a Wild Child!
21-30---Bikers and Roadies listen to your stories with genuine awe!
31-35---Daaaaamn! Even rock stars are surprised you are alive!!! Hardcore Status!
36---WTF?? Seriously? Did you sell your soul to the devil to get away with all that? Well done, you are a walking fucking miracle!
1) Have you kissed someone of the opposite sex?
2) Have you kissed someone of the same sex?
3) Have you recieved oral sex?
4) Given oral sex?
5) Recieved anal sex (bottomed)?
6) Given anal sex (topped)?
7) Had sex with a woman?
8) Had sex with a man?
9) Had a threesome?
10) Had a threesome involving more than one gender (men and women at same time)?
11) Had a foursome or more (Group sex/orgy)?
12) Been in a fight?
13) Been in more than fifty fights?
14) Been in a car crash?
15) Hospitalized someone else?
16) Drunk alcohol before it was legal for you?
17) Smoked a joint?
18) Done hard drugs (heroin, cocaine, morphine,crystal, k, etc)?
19) Stolen anything?
20) Had sex in a public place?
21) Been in 'drag'?
22) Lost consciousness from partying too hard?
23) Used psychedlic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, xtc)?
24) Had more than 50 sexual partners?
25) Had unprotected sex?
26) Caught a curable social disease (Crabs, gonorhea, chlamydia etc)?
27) Illegally raced against another car?
28) Driven while drunk or high?
29) Been tied up by or tied up a lover?
30) Used a sex toy with a partner?
31) Engaged in 'roleplay' during sex?
32) Spanked or been spanked by a lover?
33) Been paid for sex or for a sexual act?
34) Made/been in porn?
35) Engaged in three or more sexual fetishes in same night?
36) Made it through all of the above without arrest/conviction/incarceration?
If you scored:
0-4---Get out there and do something, you milquetoast!
5-10---I see you've had a few adventures, until you took that arrow in the knee!
11-20---Congratulations, you've qualified as a Wild Child!
21-30---Bikers and Roadies listen to your stories with genuine awe!
31-35---Daaaaamn! Even rock stars are surprised you are alive!!! Hardcore Status!
36---WTF?? Seriously? Did you sell your soul to the devil to get away with all that? Well done, you are a walking fucking miracle!
Mitchi Livestreams!
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4161432/
Follow the magical trail to his art exploits!
HOW TO FREEB:
1. Post in this thread!
2. Include a ref!
3. Show up in the stream!
STREAMUS:
http://www.livestream.com/deerprince
(Here's my bfs ref: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9116909/ or http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9116704/
Follow the magical trail to his art exploits!
HOW TO FREEB:
1. Post in this thread!
2. Include a ref!
3. Show up in the stream!
STREAMUS:
http://www.livestream.com/deerprince
(Here's my bfs ref: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9116909/ or http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9116704/
Sex meme!
Posted 13 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Very!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Kind of a night person...for sex, but other times can also be win! ( I mean really...its sex...is there a bad time?)
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? right side of a queen size bed...with acat that appears to think my armpit is the perfect nesting place
4. Do you masturbate? like clockwork...the swiss set their clocks to my masturbation times. Basically every day, plus a few extras when I'm unusually horny
5. How often? Lately? Yesterday...twice...withing an hour of each other...then sleepy-times
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? I'm told that after that tequila bender on Cinco De Mayo night I became a male stripper...there were 11 dollars in my undies when I came to the next day. I'm grateful for the 11 dollars...but I no longer drink tequila
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? Showers...most baths are too small to get comfy...also...time constraints.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath? Many times! Its an awesome way to get clean while being dirty!!
9. Do you watch/read pornography? Sure...also write it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? There have been a few aggro-bottoms I've met...but usually I'm the dominant one...passivity generally turns me on.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? I don't think I could say love...I don't know a lot of folks here well enough to throw that around casually. I care for a lot of them though, and worry about them and wish them well...so its gotta be close.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Not as many as I'd like to. There are so many fun cool people I wish I had time to meet and hang with.
13. Would you choose love or money? I'd choose love...I've had both...and love was the better of the two. Not saying it wouldn't be nice to have the money again...but what the hell *shrug* it didn't make me as happy as the love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Making a partner come 'hands free'...massive ego stroke!! Assplay(rimming/spanking/toying) and feminine/submissive guys.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? Yeah...I kicked him so hard he went off the bed and hit the wall. No means no...I respect that...and I take poorly to people who don't.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? Its a toss up between candlelit bathroom and hilltop overlooking an airport at night (in mid smex...a deer interrupted us...looked at us, snorted...and walked away!)
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Gotta be the airport hilltop
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? Sure...although since I was shoved under a pile of laundry and hidden for the whole while...I wasn't really caught...more like interrupted.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? Sure. I had a friend MCing and some acquaintances doing teh stripping.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? Not quite...I was working in one as a doorman...it just led to some sex by coincidence...since I got to meet everyone as they arrived and departed,
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? Good god no! I did get thrown out for punching a guy who shoved a hand down my pants without an invite tho. It was instinctive...he was punched before I even realized it.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar? YEp...and it lead to several years of attached status...so I don't feel too bad about it
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Hardly ever had any other kind!
24. What's your sexuality? Comfortably gay
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater? nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom? oh yes! we've discussed that already!
27. Have you ever had sex at work? is it still work if its in teh car with your bf just outside work?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Had to...I worked for an inventory crew in a company that owned ten adult stores. I lost my ability to blush after the second week.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store? sure!
30. Do you own any sex toys? a cpl
31. If yes, how many and what are they? Theres only one way to find out...and it involves getting naked near me
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? maybe some R-rated...but no X
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? Not even!
34. Have you ever had phone sex? Once...it wasn't too bad...and I already knew them...but they moved far away and that was all we could do.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex? Its been quite awhile since I was that level of single.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse? sure...its intimacy between two people...even if its only partial intimacy
37. What's your favorite sexual position? anything really...I've tried half the kama sutra, but doggy style is still a traditional fave
38. What's your favorite sex act? Giving anal...after all...they say it is better to give than to receive...and I'm a very generous person lol!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? yes...doesn't always work...it really takes the right clique of people to be fun...otherwise its just awkward
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? Who can say? I already know who posted it...but its FA...some have nerve and are open about sex...others play their cards 'close to the vest'. Its anyones guess!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Kind of a night person...for sex, but other times can also be win! ( I mean really...its sex...is there a bad time?)
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? right side of a queen size bed...with acat that appears to think my armpit is the perfect nesting place
4. Do you masturbate? like clockwork...the swiss set their clocks to my masturbation times. Basically every day, plus a few extras when I'm unusually horny
5. How often? Lately? Yesterday...twice...withing an hour of each other...then sleepy-times
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? I'm told that after that tequila bender on Cinco De Mayo night I became a male stripper...there were 11 dollars in my undies when I came to the next day. I'm grateful for the 11 dollars...but I no longer drink tequila
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? Showers...most baths are too small to get comfy...also...time constraints.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath? Many times! Its an awesome way to get clean while being dirty!!
9. Do you watch/read pornography? Sure...also write it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? There have been a few aggro-bottoms I've met...but usually I'm the dominant one...passivity generally turns me on.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? I don't think I could say love...I don't know a lot of folks here well enough to throw that around casually. I care for a lot of them though, and worry about them and wish them well...so its gotta be close.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Not as many as I'd like to. There are so many fun cool people I wish I had time to meet and hang with.
13. Would you choose love or money? I'd choose love...I've had both...and love was the better of the two. Not saying it wouldn't be nice to have the money again...but what the hell *shrug* it didn't make me as happy as the love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Making a partner come 'hands free'...massive ego stroke!! Assplay(rimming/spanking/toying) and feminine/submissive guys.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? Yeah...I kicked him so hard he went off the bed and hit the wall. No means no...I respect that...and I take poorly to people who don't.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? Its a toss up between candlelit bathroom and hilltop overlooking an airport at night (in mid smex...a deer interrupted us...looked at us, snorted...and walked away!)
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Gotta be the airport hilltop
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? Sure...although since I was shoved under a pile of laundry and hidden for the whole while...I wasn't really caught...more like interrupted.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? Sure. I had a friend MCing and some acquaintances doing teh stripping.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? Not quite...I was working in one as a doorman...it just led to some sex by coincidence...since I got to meet everyone as they arrived and departed,
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? Good god no! I did get thrown out for punching a guy who shoved a hand down my pants without an invite tho. It was instinctive...he was punched before I even realized it.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar? YEp...and it lead to several years of attached status...so I don't feel too bad about it
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Hardly ever had any other kind!
24. What's your sexuality? Comfortably gay
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater? nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom? oh yes! we've discussed that already!
27. Have you ever had sex at work? is it still work if its in teh car with your bf just outside work?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Had to...I worked for an inventory crew in a company that owned ten adult stores. I lost my ability to blush after the second week.
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store? sure!
30. Do you own any sex toys? a cpl
31. If yes, how many and what are they? Theres only one way to find out...and it involves getting naked near me
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? maybe some R-rated...but no X
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? Not even!
34. Have you ever had phone sex? Once...it wasn't too bad...and I already knew them...but they moved far away and that was all we could do.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex? Its been quite awhile since I was that level of single.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse? sure...its intimacy between two people...even if its only partial intimacy
37. What's your favorite sexual position? anything really...I've tried half the kama sutra, but doggy style is still a traditional fave
38. What's your favorite sex act? Giving anal...after all...they say it is better to give than to receive...and I'm a very generous person lol!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? yes...doesn't always work...it really takes the right clique of people to be fun...otherwise its just awkward
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this? Who can say? I already know who posted it...but its FA...some have nerve and are open about sex...others play their cards 'close to the vest'. Its anyones guess!
The Fines Meme...(oh yeah...I'm gonna score big!!)
Posted 13 years agoThe Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10 (never affected my short term...uh...whatchamacallit.)
Did acid or pills -- $5 (too bad they lumped em together...that costs me 5 bucks. Plus they don't mention any thing heavier.)
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25 (met a great bf that way)
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 (he was half Irish half PR...close enough)
Vandalized something -- $20 (they had it coming...trust me. they're just lucky I broke stuff because I couldn't break people right then)
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20 (do I get a bonus for once whuppin 3 guys at once while the 4th ran away?)
Been jumped -- $10 (thats what got them whupped...I'm hard to surprise.)
Cross dressed -- $10 (got me free ticket into a play)
Given money to stripper -- $25 (of both genders...and to drag queens)
Been in love with a stripper -- $20 (thats at least two or three exes right there)
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 (pride festivities and house parties...it happens)
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 (if your work was a gay bar...this is less surprising.)
Ever drive and drank -- $20 (not anymore...my bad for doing it even a few times)
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 (also...high or strung out should be a whole extra category)
Used toys while having sex -- $30 (of course)
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 (just once...I usually have a good memory...but I'm told that tequila turned me into a stripper one night...woke up with 11 bucks in my undies)
Went skinny dipping -- $5 (hell yes)
Had sex in a pool -- $20 (that too)
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 (countless times)
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 (duh...way!)
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 (once a long time ago...never again...you'd be surprised how a guy with a fine this big can be pretty moral and upstanding after screwin up big a few times)
Masturbated -- $10 (every night..l.sometimes twice or 3 times...depends on mood)
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5 (like I was a mile underwater and air was hidden in his balls)
Got oral -- $5 (if only this were counted for each occasion.)
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25 (while flyin thru downtown GR at 60 in a 35)
Stole something -- $10 (again...I'm not proud here...but it was food and was needed badly)
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50 ( too bad they don't make room for foursomes and moresomes)
Had sex in public -- $20 (oh GR...how I miss the places I got laid outdoors)
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25 (way too often...but it was only annoying when I wasn't also involved)
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 (I'd almost forgot this...but yeah...once or twice.)
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25 (yeah...that particular stripper was awesome.)
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50 (it happens...thankfully not often)
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 (it was toward the end of a bad relationship...I wanted to mean it tho)
Went streaking -- $5 (oh yes!)
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50 (I was like 5...they said they put stuff in the pool to make it blue if you peed...I only did it to find out. Lyin bastards.)
Played spin the bottle -- $5 (of course)
Done something you regret -- $20 (plenty...rarely twice on the same thing tho.)
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 (best gay friend...yes...best str8 friend...never)
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 (pool table after closing time)
Had anal sex -- $80 (oh yes...again...I'd be in real trouble if this was counted for multiple times)
Lied to your mate -- $5 (yes...another not proud moment...but when the truth will cause a lot of hurt...sometimes we don't say things that will hurt.)
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 (yeah...see above...not proud...I was trying to be kind and keep the peace.)
Total: $865.60 It should probably be mentioned that most of it happened in the same 2-3 years...and that the clean, sober well behaved guy here today learned from almost all the mistakes along the way. If I had to be judged on just the last few years...the numbers would be very very different.)
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10 (never affected my short term...uh...whatchamacallit.)
Did acid or pills -- $5 (too bad they lumped em together...that costs me 5 bucks. Plus they don't mention any thing heavier.)
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25 (met a great bf that way)
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 (he was half Irish half PR...close enough)
Vandalized something -- $20 (they had it coming...trust me. they're just lucky I broke stuff because I couldn't break people right then)
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20 (do I get a bonus for once whuppin 3 guys at once while the 4th ran away?)
Been jumped -- $10 (thats what got them whupped...I'm hard to surprise.)
Cross dressed -- $10 (got me free ticket into a play)
Given money to stripper -- $25 (of both genders...and to drag queens)
Been in love with a stripper -- $20 (thats at least two or three exes right there)
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 (pride festivities and house parties...it happens)
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 (if your work was a gay bar...this is less surprising.)
Ever drive and drank -- $20 (not anymore...my bad for doing it even a few times)
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 (also...high or strung out should be a whole extra category)
Used toys while having sex -- $30 (of course)
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 (just once...I usually have a good memory...but I'm told that tequila turned me into a stripper one night...woke up with 11 bucks in my undies)
Went skinny dipping -- $5 (hell yes)
Had sex in a pool -- $20 (that too)
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 (countless times)
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 (duh...way!)
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 (once a long time ago...never again...you'd be surprised how a guy with a fine this big can be pretty moral and upstanding after screwin up big a few times)
Masturbated -- $10 (every night..l.sometimes twice or 3 times...depends on mood)
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5 (like I was a mile underwater and air was hidden in his balls)
Got oral -- $5 (if only this were counted for each occasion.)
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25 (while flyin thru downtown GR at 60 in a 35)
Stole something -- $10 (again...I'm not proud here...but it was food and was needed badly)
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50 ( too bad they don't make room for foursomes and moresomes)
Had sex in public -- $20 (oh GR...how I miss the places I got laid outdoors)
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25 (way too often...but it was only annoying when I wasn't also involved)
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 (I'd almost forgot this...but yeah...once or twice.)
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25 (yeah...that particular stripper was awesome.)
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50 (it happens...thankfully not often)
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 (it was toward the end of a bad relationship...I wanted to mean it tho)
Went streaking -- $5 (oh yes!)
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50 (I was like 5...they said they put stuff in the pool to make it blue if you peed...I only did it to find out. Lyin bastards.)
Played spin the bottle -- $5 (of course)
Done something you regret -- $20 (plenty...rarely twice on the same thing tho.)
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 (best gay friend...yes...best str8 friend...never)
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 (pool table after closing time)
Had anal sex -- $80 (oh yes...again...I'd be in real trouble if this was counted for multiple times)
Lied to your mate -- $5 (yes...another not proud moment...but when the truth will cause a lot of hurt...sometimes we don't say things that will hurt.)
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 (yeah...see above...not proud...I was trying to be kind and keep the peace.)
Total: $865.60 It should probably be mentioned that most of it happened in the same 2-3 years...and that the clean, sober well behaved guy here today learned from almost all the mistakes along the way. If I had to be judged on just the last few years...the numbers would be very very different.)
Jumpin' tunes!!
Posted 16 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOb3dKStKbU
At the moment, my yaoi infested otaku soul is bouncing all over the place to this!!
At the moment, my yaoi infested otaku soul is bouncing all over the place to this!!
The Dreaded Controversial MEME
Posted 17 years ago1. Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey? O hells yeah!
2. Would you do meth if it was legal? Nah, not my style, but I'd smoke a boatload of opiates if they'd let me. Samuel Taylor Coleridge, baby!!!
3. Abortion: for or against it? Opposed to it personally, but it should remain legal for those who disagree with me. My beliefs end at my doorstep, and dont follow anyone else into their home.
4. Do you think the world would fail with a female president? LOL...ludicrous. Women are just as capable and creative at being evil politicians as men are. No difference.
5. Do you believe in the death penalty?
No, but only because its administered so badly. Its left in the hands of DAs and prosecutors, and its politicized, which means many people are subjected to it unfairly and without just cause. Clean the system up and I'd approve of it.
6. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already? Not only legalized, but cops should carry a bag in the car and make you smoke it if they catch you road raging. Then hand you a Twinkie instead of a ticket. Seriously...pot should be treated no different than beer and whiskey.
7. Are you for or against premarital sex? Kind of hafta be for it, since they won't be letting me get married or even civil unioned in this country. Technically, I've never had any other kind! Besides, sex with love is always sacred, and it doesnt take a church or a state to make it that way...it just takes two hearts that feel the right things.
8. Do you believe in God?
Yeah, but not the pop culture God. He has bad aim. They say he punishes the gays by destroying cities with storms and floods, but he never wipes out gay bars...just trailer parks. So either poor people are what he hates most, or his aim is INCREDIBLY bad. I believe in a God that is a little more distant and reserved, and only weighs your actions at the end of it all...and ooooo is he gonna bitch slap Pat Robertson!
9. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized? Maybe people arent ready for it, but there needs to be a form of recognized union for those who are ready to enter into it. If not marraige, then something. Its overdue, and a lot of fuss over something that really should be between two people and their own community...not the whole US.
10. Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA? Not as bad as some problems, but I disapprove of porous borders. The difference is that I apply the same rule to Canada, not just Mexico. No illegal entry...period. Guest workers with ID? Fine...I'm cool. Sneaking under a fence at midnight? Bullet to the face. Same rule for everyone. That said...we should be nicer to the Mexican people...in another decade we'll be down there looking for better paying work...and they'll be building the fences to keep us out!
11. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it? If theres someone in her own family who can help foster that child, fine, but no way should she raise it on her own. Children cant raise children. Period. Also...find teh father...cut his dick off.
12. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen? You'd have to change the whole culture first. It should be like Germany or England. Drink anytime you like...but crash a car or kill someone and you are fucked for mutherfucking LIFE! So yeah...but not yet, not until Americans are more responsible for their own actions.
13. Should the war in Iraq be called off? Hell no...too late for that. Its on, we made the mess, we need to clean it up. However...I think anyone who voted for Bush twice should be automatically drafted, whther they're 18 or 102, then shipped over there to do the work theyre so fucking eager to assign to our people in the service.
14. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree? I do not agree. Ever seen someone die slowly of cancer? I have. Preserving life even when your body is attempting to quit and cannot be cured is an act of arrogance. It shoudl be judged carefully, but legally allowable for people who are facing certain death.
15. Do you believe in spanking your children? Sadly, yes, not because it's moral or right, but because its memorable. Want your five year old to never play with electricity or fire? Spankings make your words about that stick in their minds for YEARS. Want the eight year old to never touch a gun in the house? One ass whuppin will make that statement linger in his mind until he moves out.
16. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars? No. Not for a hundred million either. BUT: it should be legal for other people to burn it if they feel they must. They're legally entitled to be idiots if they please...I just happen to disagree with them. I like my flag just the way it is...intact...which is better than I can say for my country or goverment...now those...those I'd burn.
17. Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama? Honestly? I think McCain WOULD make the better president...but he's attached to a party so corrupted and full of stunted slime that we should seriously examine whether the GOP should be disbanded as a party. If he weren't crippled by being stuck with religious loonies, corporate banditos and ivy league armchair warhawks, he'd be an awesome president. As it stands now...I think we're in trouble either way.
18. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers? Afraid? Of an opinion? Nah. Mine are mine, yours are yours, and we're lucky to live where we can enjoy being different. Take that away, and it might as well be China.
Let the games begin!
2. Would you do meth if it was legal? Nah, not my style, but I'd smoke a boatload of opiates if they'd let me. Samuel Taylor Coleridge, baby!!!
3. Abortion: for or against it? Opposed to it personally, but it should remain legal for those who disagree with me. My beliefs end at my doorstep, and dont follow anyone else into their home.
4. Do you think the world would fail with a female president? LOL...ludicrous. Women are just as capable and creative at being evil politicians as men are. No difference.
5. Do you believe in the death penalty?
No, but only because its administered so badly. Its left in the hands of DAs and prosecutors, and its politicized, which means many people are subjected to it unfairly and without just cause. Clean the system up and I'd approve of it.
6. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already? Not only legalized, but cops should carry a bag in the car and make you smoke it if they catch you road raging. Then hand you a Twinkie instead of a ticket. Seriously...pot should be treated no different than beer and whiskey.
7. Are you for or against premarital sex? Kind of hafta be for it, since they won't be letting me get married or even civil unioned in this country. Technically, I've never had any other kind! Besides, sex with love is always sacred, and it doesnt take a church or a state to make it that way...it just takes two hearts that feel the right things.
8. Do you believe in God?
Yeah, but not the pop culture God. He has bad aim. They say he punishes the gays by destroying cities with storms and floods, but he never wipes out gay bars...just trailer parks. So either poor people are what he hates most, or his aim is INCREDIBLY bad. I believe in a God that is a little more distant and reserved, and only weighs your actions at the end of it all...and ooooo is he gonna bitch slap Pat Robertson!
9. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized? Maybe people arent ready for it, but there needs to be a form of recognized union for those who are ready to enter into it. If not marraige, then something. Its overdue, and a lot of fuss over something that really should be between two people and their own community...not the whole US.
10. Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA? Not as bad as some problems, but I disapprove of porous borders. The difference is that I apply the same rule to Canada, not just Mexico. No illegal entry...period. Guest workers with ID? Fine...I'm cool. Sneaking under a fence at midnight? Bullet to the face. Same rule for everyone. That said...we should be nicer to the Mexican people...in another decade we'll be down there looking for better paying work...and they'll be building the fences to keep us out!
11. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it? If theres someone in her own family who can help foster that child, fine, but no way should she raise it on her own. Children cant raise children. Period. Also...find teh father...cut his dick off.
12. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen? You'd have to change the whole culture first. It should be like Germany or England. Drink anytime you like...but crash a car or kill someone and you are fucked for mutherfucking LIFE! So yeah...but not yet, not until Americans are more responsible for their own actions.
13. Should the war in Iraq be called off? Hell no...too late for that. Its on, we made the mess, we need to clean it up. However...I think anyone who voted for Bush twice should be automatically drafted, whther they're 18 or 102, then shipped over there to do the work theyre so fucking eager to assign to our people in the service.
14. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree? I do not agree. Ever seen someone die slowly of cancer? I have. Preserving life even when your body is attempting to quit and cannot be cured is an act of arrogance. It shoudl be judged carefully, but legally allowable for people who are facing certain death.
15. Do you believe in spanking your children? Sadly, yes, not because it's moral or right, but because its memorable. Want your five year old to never play with electricity or fire? Spankings make your words about that stick in their minds for YEARS. Want the eight year old to never touch a gun in the house? One ass whuppin will make that statement linger in his mind until he moves out.
16. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars? No. Not for a hundred million either. BUT: it should be legal for other people to burn it if they feel they must. They're legally entitled to be idiots if they please...I just happen to disagree with them. I like my flag just the way it is...intact...which is better than I can say for my country or goverment...now those...those I'd burn.
17. Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama? Honestly? I think McCain WOULD make the better president...but he's attached to a party so corrupted and full of stunted slime that we should seriously examine whether the GOP should be disbanded as a party. If he weren't crippled by being stuck with religious loonies, corporate banditos and ivy league armchair warhawks, he'd be an awesome president. As it stands now...I think we're in trouble either way.
18. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers? Afraid? Of an opinion? Nah. Mine are mine, yours are yours, and we're lucky to live where we can enjoy being different. Take that away, and it might as well be China.
Let the games begin!
Meme madness
Posted 17 years agoI completely stole this from rain_reiko...whom I flat out lurve all over
1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.
1) 'Personality Crisis'- in my pants
2) 'Lost Cause'- in my pants
3) 'The Man Comes Around'- in my pants
4) 'Garbageman'- in my pants
5) 'Hell'- in my pants
6) 'Vicious'- in my pants
7) 'Lady Of Dreams'- in my pants
8) 'One Track Mind'- in my pants
9) 'Devil's Haircut'- in my pants
10) 'Satan Is My Motor'- in my pants
11) 'Sheep Go To Heaven'- in my pants
12) 'What Do I Get'- in my pants
13) 'Closer'- in my pants
14) 'A Passage To Bangkok'- in my pants
15) 'Stickshifts And Safetybelts'- in my pants
For those who wonder, my music is pretty eclectic, with a heavy dose of classic punk and current alternative. (Beck, Lou Reed, New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders, VAST, Cramps, Johnny Cash, Cake, Rush, Squirrel Nut Zippers, NIN and Buzzcocks) I just wish I'd done this while I had Bowie in the mix...who wouldn't want Diamond Dogs in their pants?
Peace!! Its your vote which is the funniest, there are more than a few I cracked up over.
1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.
1) 'Personality Crisis'- in my pants
2) 'Lost Cause'- in my pants
3) 'The Man Comes Around'- in my pants
4) 'Garbageman'- in my pants
5) 'Hell'- in my pants
6) 'Vicious'- in my pants
7) 'Lady Of Dreams'- in my pants
8) 'One Track Mind'- in my pants
9) 'Devil's Haircut'- in my pants
10) 'Satan Is My Motor'- in my pants
11) 'Sheep Go To Heaven'- in my pants
12) 'What Do I Get'- in my pants
13) 'Closer'- in my pants
14) 'A Passage To Bangkok'- in my pants
15) 'Stickshifts And Safetybelts'- in my pants
For those who wonder, my music is pretty eclectic, with a heavy dose of classic punk and current alternative. (Beck, Lou Reed, New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders, VAST, Cramps, Johnny Cash, Cake, Rush, Squirrel Nut Zippers, NIN and Buzzcocks) I just wish I'd done this while I had Bowie in the mix...who wouldn't want Diamond Dogs in their pants?
Peace!! Its your vote which is the funniest, there are more than a few I cracked up over.
