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Posted 11 years agowhy are y'all still wATCHING ME AS IF I STILL USED THIS ACCOUNT
all 2500 odd of you geez
For those of you who may not know this, I'm an elk with massive endowments
found HERE
don't expect any more pr0nzorz of this fuking cat pheonixe anymore byeBack from Canada.
Posted 12 years agoMet the boyfriend for the first time.
Wow.
29 July 2013 - 2 August 2013
<3 Forever boyfriends. <3
GONE
Posted 12 years agoto Canada! Gonna be going to Toronto to meet the boyfriend. I'm really excited and overwhelmed and nervous and I put so many foods on my face today you guys won't even believe I'M SO NERVOUS I GAVE THE TAXI DRIVER A 20 DOLLAH TIP
I've also never been on a train before. SO THAT'S FUCKING EXCITING.
While I'm sitting in the train all I'm gonna be hearing in my brain is this.
Too many new and awesome things happening at once.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TL;DR will be gone forever in socialist heaven loving my boyfriend golddigging byebyeilyallsomuchbbysHELP ME BECOME MORE ANTISOCIAL
Posted 12 years agoFollow me ON TWITTAH
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AND ON TUMBLAH.
And yes those are links click em fooRethink your life.
Posted 12 years agoGuys, I have to confess something.
Posted 12 years agoI'm a criminal.Dem USB ports.
Posted 12 years agoIs it just me, or does every computer/laptop come with a USB port that really doesn't read any of your devices, ever, when you plug them in into it?
That ONE USB port? Y'all know what I'm talking about?
On the past year (reflections on being a fur)
Posted 12 years agoToday marks the day that I joined FurAffinity, and the furry fandom, just a year ago.
I can't believe it's been that long already. <3
In my time in the furry fandom, I've experienced everything from trying to be dragged into polygamous relationships, to lies, to slander, to overly emotional and sensational people.
I've encountered the love of my life, my first boyfriend, lied, cheated, manipulated others, drew into a giant depression, sucked up to popular furs and artists for attention, realized that this gets you nowhere, stopped giving a fuck, met my first friends, my longest lasting friends, my best friends.
I've been pet to a few (and realized perhaps all too quickly that being a pet doesn't suit me, as much as that's a craving I have, since the two relationships of the sort I've had have only lasted a week, at most, nonwithstanding my eagerness and responsibility to fulfill the role). Safe to say, I'm masterless now, and good riddance. The only one who owns me is my boyfriend, wholly, fully, and completely. <3
I've made and lost pets, and after a long, arduous struggle with it, have finally settled with the boys who I would willingly and lovingly give my life for, who I've chosen to devote my life to, out of sheer, human, platonic love.
I've gone from lonely boy in a lonely world to a proud master with beautiful pets, to a loving, idealistic, lovestruck boyfriend, to feeling wholly and fully complete and content in ways that I never thought I possibly could before.
I went from being a boy without family to finding my family, despite the distance between us, despite each of our persons being on the corners of the globe.
I've found questions to my answers, and even more answers that lead to greater questions.
I realized my mortality, and as much as it scared me, it no longer paralyzes me like it once used to.
I quit my addiction to ODing with sleeping pills and getting drunk on hard liquor nightly, thanks to the one boy who touched my life in a way that no one else had even bothered to.
I went from just wanting to fit in to being a part of this fandom that I so love, that accepted me and took me in, despite whatever personal beauty I might have that others might covet so much, despite others always telling me, "you don't belong here, you're not a furry 'cause you're too pretty." Bro, suck my dick. Most did.
I settled in, despite the small obstacles, and as a result, am now a happy and prideful fur.
I've realized just how big pieces of shit people can be. I've learned to set aside my feelings when dealing with business practices. I've been harassed, threatened with death, had someone actually tell me "if you don't break up with your boyfriend and date me I'm gonna kill myself." My very prompt and perhaps heartful reply was, "I guess you're gonna kill yourself, then."
Crazy things have happened this year. All over the board. It's been a giant rollercoaster ride, and I've made and lost friends. Made more than lost more, but alas. I can't complain.
Most importantly, I think, my mind has opened up like a butterfly in spring. I've learned that I wasn't as tolerant as I thought I was, and as a result, learned to be even more tolerant, more loving, more accepting, even if I did not understand. I guess you could say I turned over a new leaf of empathy for my fellow man. It tends to get me in more trouble than less, and tends to complicates relationships a lot, partially because I take the brunt of the responsibility of them on myself, but oh well. Such is life.~
Also, furries will wanna fuck anything that has a pretty face. Case in point. I've just learned to take leaking dicks as compliments and flattery, and move on. <3
I love it here. I love all of you. I love my boyfriend, I love my pets, I love my friends, I love my life. And I'm proud to say that
I'm a furry.
WHERE MY PRESENTSPLEASE HELP
Posted 12 years agoIt's party time, chumps.
Posted 12 years agoPENIS
Posted 12 years agoSo a friend (
) is doing special discounted colored sketch commissions, and he wanted to extend the special deal to my watchers before he went public with it.
$100 for two characters! The usual price for this is $210, so I'd suggest you get one now!
Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8873399/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9111265/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10166512/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10206058/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10449934/
Just Note him asking for details! 
Reasons I love my boyfriend (The "I'm Single" edition)
Posted 12 years agoDespite the fact that we're both stupid, we still love each other.
And the sex is fucking great.
And no, I'm not single. BUT HE IS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jk.Never gonna bottom.
Posted 12 years ago1700!
Posted 12 years agoWow, there are a whole 1707 of you out there! That means a whole 3414 eyes watching me! Sorry for those of you who wear eyepatches or have glass eyes or something pls don't hit me I'm Welsh okay ;;
How are you guys? :DYou touch my wires.
Posted 12 years agoI'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian.
Posted 12 years agoIn Memoriam: Margaret Thatcher
Posted 12 years agoBaroness Thatcher passed away today after a stroke, at the age of 87.
Will be streaming The Iron Lady this Friday, April 12th, in her memory (5:00 P.M. EST, 1700).
In case you missed me playing Slender: The Arrival . . .
Posted 12 years agoLIVESTREAM SAVED THE VIDEO
Click here to watch!Streaming Up!
Posted 12 years agowww.livestream.com/elgatophoenixeStreaming The Iron Giant!
Posted 12 years agoNice, relaxing Sunday afternoon moobee.
www.livestream.com/elgatophoenixeGlistening dick.
Posted 12 years agoSo as I'm shading, I need some help with lighting. I type in "glistening dick" on Google.
I get pictures of a shiny Richard Nixon.
You win this time, Google.MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
Posted 12 years agoFUCK YOU SLENDER I DON'T NEED NONE OF YOUR NOTES ANYWAY STUPID BITCH I CAN PASS MATH CLASS BY MYSELF
CRYINGStreaming Slender: The Arrival!
Posted 12 years agowww.livestream.com/elgatophoenixe
LET'S SEE HOW LONG I LASTSURVEY SAYS
Posted 12 years agoVirgin: 8
Nonvirgin: 6
A LOT MORE OF Y'ALL GUESSED THAT I WAS A VIRGIN WHICH CAME AS A SURPRISE TO ME CONSIDERING THAT PEOPLE ARE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M A SLUT
Regardless,
majority wins. <3ADOPT A PHOENIXE
Posted 12 years agoy'all should just
adopt me for like
two months okay ;;
I NEED SOMEPLACE TO GO FOR THE SUMMER
IDEAS?