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Posted 11 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KxZCbykQRU
It's a good show ...mostly. For the not so good parts of it... well, you know how to skip those in a media player - eugh, just who can stand listening to Uwe Boll?
If you intend to watch all four episodes and not just the tid bits on youtube, and are not willing to put up with the time zone based access restriction of the ARD's Mediathek, I recommend MediathekView. Currently there are also recordings of this year's Wacken, excerpts from Hellfest, and even the legendary WDR Rockpalast accessible. German households paid for the online availability of these contents, so let's make the most of that money. Everything for everyone!
It's a good show ...mostly. For the not so good parts of it... well, you know how to skip those in a media player - eugh, just who can stand listening to Uwe Boll?
If you intend to watch all four episodes and not just the tid bits on youtube, and are not willing to put up with the time zone based access restriction of the ARD's Mediathek, I recommend MediathekView. Currently there are also recordings of this year's Wacken, excerpts from Hellfest, and even the legendary WDR Rockpalast accessible. German households paid for the online availability of these contents, so let's make the most of that money. Everything for everyone!
"In case we all die, you're in charge!"
Posted 12 years ago"...Or you could have a new cabinet elected." - Famous last words
This mutually shared humorous sense of memento mori is possibly the main reason why I like to work with these guys, and it may also be the only reason why I would voluntarily spend this weekend in Anderen with them in a house with a reed roof where we are not allowed to deep fry anything inside, but get to have a gas hearth for cooking. We also may smoke anywhere in the house except in the bedrooms. There are supposedly neighbours about who don't like loud noises. The next train station is about 10 km away, so I will be at their mercy, should we all survive the Autobahn.
This mutually shared humorous sense of memento mori is possibly the main reason why I like to work with these guys, and it may also be the only reason why I would voluntarily spend this weekend in Anderen with them in a house with a reed roof where we are not allowed to deep fry anything inside, but get to have a gas hearth for cooking. We also may smoke anywhere in the house except in the bedrooms. There are supposedly neighbours about who don't like loud noises. The next train station is about 10 km away, so I will be at their mercy, should we all survive the Autobahn.
Going to Amsterdam on Thursday
Posted 13 years agoNot sure of what to expect there despite having taken a look through openstreetmap.org.
After reading a description on how to use the local public traffic system, I got the impression, that the municipality of Amsterdam likes to discourage people from using the system, if even "flat rate" tickets require checking in and checking out each time for "billing purposes" when you use it. It's either a ploy for lazy mass surveillance and/or payload optimisation, or some electronic throw-away-gimmick-trash corporation conned them into buying a "futuristic/progressive" chip-based ticketing system because stamped paper which does not need valuable conductive metals to function is so 19th century ago. Possibly it's a bit of everything.
Oh well, none of the places I'm supposed to go to is further than 5 km away from my lodgings, so I'll be good, and the only Dutch person I actually know is a little too far away and disapproving of demons and monsters anyway. [She got upset over the then weekly Dimension of Pain comics by Ian McDonald simply because the characters were demons].
When I mentioned, that there are a sex museum and a torture museum in Amsterdam, the laconic answer from my family was that people put only those things in museums which they no longer have themselves. Which is probably why the museums I'm going to visit are about Resistance and Social History ;P
After reading a description on how to use the local public traffic system, I got the impression, that the municipality of Amsterdam likes to discourage people from using the system, if even "flat rate" tickets require checking in and checking out each time for "billing purposes" when you use it. It's either a ploy for lazy mass surveillance and/or payload optimisation, or some electronic throw-away-gimmick-trash corporation conned them into buying a "futuristic/progressive" chip-based ticketing system because stamped paper which does not need valuable conductive metals to function is so 19th century ago. Possibly it's a bit of everything.
Oh well, none of the places I'm supposed to go to is further than 5 km away from my lodgings, so I'll be good, and the only Dutch person I actually know is a little too far away and disapproving of demons and monsters anyway. [She got upset over the then weekly Dimension of Pain comics by Ian McDonald simply because the characters were demons].
When I mentioned, that there are a sex museum and a torture museum in Amsterdam, the laconic answer from my family was that people put only those things in museums which they no longer have themselves. Which is probably why the museums I'm going to visit are about Resistance and Social History ;P
Dieses Lied ist leider nicht verfügbar in Ihrem Land
Posted 13 years agoWhat the Firefox?!
Posted 14 years agoI wasn't all too happy when the cache structure of FF got changed to a structure of countless folders because it marked the end of the times when it was rather easy to extract files directly from my cache. But what really annoys me is that "automatic cache management" in the advanced settings manifests itself like this.
Seid Ihr des Wahnsinns?
Posted 15 years agoBeim Aufschlagen des arschkonservativen Lokal-Leitmediums in Katholistan musste ich gleich auf der Titelseite das Folgende erblicken. Was glaubt Ihr wohl wie lange die Leute mit den dargebotenen Fachtermini brauchen um mit Google weit mehr über Eure Subkultur herauszufinden, als die harmlose dpa-Darstellung als Kostümacher, die stolz ihre Werke vorstellen. Ich rede hier schließlich von Leuten wie den Krautschan Roland und Anderen, die in ihren Leserbriefen an diese katholistanische Zeitung das Internet als Spiegel des Abrgundes der Gesellschaft betrachten. Und sowieso sei das Internet "noch schlimmer als die Atombombe." Denn nach einem solch Atombomben-gleichen Cyberangriff sei "das Land zwar bewohnbar, aber die ganze Wirtschaft ist zerstört" - was ja für Arschkonservative gleich tausendmal schlimmer ist als eine radioaktiv kontaminierte Welt, auch wenn der werte Schreiber des Leserbriefes vollkommen Recht hat, dass man so wenig Infrastruktur wie irgendmöglich ans Internet anschließen sollte.
Nebenbei bemerkt, es kommt auch langsam wieder Pogromstimmung auf, wenn in diesem Land bei all der Muselmanenhetze schon wieder nach "dem Judengen" Ausschau gehalten wird. Warum nicht gleich auch nach dem Furry-Gen wo man schonmal dabei ist? Dann wird es der örtliche Osterhase aber verdammt schwer haben mit dem Blutspenden...
;P
Nebenbei bemerkt, es kommt auch langsam wieder Pogromstimmung auf, wenn in diesem Land bei all der Muselmanenhetze schon wieder nach "dem Judengen" Ausschau gehalten wird. Warum nicht gleich auch nach dem Furry-Gen wo man schonmal dabei ist? Dann wird es der örtliche Osterhase aber verdammt schwer haben mit dem Blutspenden...
;P
Anyone still remembers this?
Posted 15 years agoAt one time I used to read up to 40 different webcomics weekly. A fair number of them stopped, and in others I lost interest to follow them. Without seeking replacements my list of webcomics has shrunk to two dozen. From time to time I look at my ancient bookmarks checking whether I may have forgotten one of my old favourites in the migrations from my old Celeron 500 PC to my defunct 2.66 GHz PC to my dragtop.
One of these favourites was Hellbound. Nowadays defunct and archived offsite with its author apparently vanished from the Internet. I was a weekly comic going for three years, and as such it's a moderately quick read. I don't remember though how I came across the comic in the first place back then...
One of these favourites was Hellbound. Nowadays defunct and archived offsite with its author apparently vanished from the Internet. I was a weekly comic going for three years, and as such it's a moderately quick read. I don't remember though how I came across the comic in the first place back then...
Help Bradley Manning
Posted 15 years agoWhile the current publication of the so-called Kabul war diaries by Wikileaks seems more like a staged leak to promote an expansion of the war in Afghanistan with mere murky implications, the military is cracking down on Bradley Manning who supposedly has leaked the infamous collateral murder video feed.
meme-snark
Posted 15 years ago1. ( ) Have you ever howled at the moon?
Is being a canid now a requirement to be "furry"? What about those people with squid-personae. There are some deep sea squids which under certain full moons rise to the water surface in order to mate. I at least demand an additional "did you ever swim in the sea and had sex there under a full moon?" question, if you insist on discriminating against all non-canid "furries"
2. ( ) Have you ever barked at someone?
If this meme-maker is still influenced by "canid-supremacy", then we can safely assume, that barking in this situation is not referring to abruptly or aggressively uttering commands, and once again it's only the sound canids and seals make. The inclusion of seals is commendable, but is still leaving out a lot of species that don't bark.
3. ( ) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
Finally a question abstract enough to appeal to anyone who can hold a writing utensil.
4. ( ) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
Animal costuming is not necessarily "furry" if you look at other cultures, but sure you can pretend it's completely exclusive to "furry" and has nothing to do with magical thinking of making the physical strength of certain animals your own by wearing their skins
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
OK, what happened here? After that rough start the meme-maker had something moderately good going and then it fucking crashes again by combining canid-supremacy and that Master-Pet sexual fetish.
Unless of course the meme-maker was thinking about human infants exploring every aspect of their environment within reach of their mouths - including those conveniently floor-based dog bowls.
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
oh hey, an actual "furry" question. What a surprise...
7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL the time. That's right, we are so obsessed with porn we had our best artist friends burn images of furry porn onto our retinas with laser pointers, so we can look at it all the time. Err... I mean... good sir, how dare you put our good, clean fun furry-fandom™ in relation with your smut obsession? This talk gives us such a bad public reputation.
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
dinddingding another question that can qualify for this meme
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
Fur?! Do you have any idea how tiring it is to grow a living mucosa suit in order to finally suit as a slug?
10. ( ) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
Which words are you fucking referring to here?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
Don't they go to xtube for that these days? Someone like that meme-maker who probably eats out of dog bowls should know... :I
12. ( ) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
It could happen to anyone. Have you been 34'd recently?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
It takes either years of practice in arts and skills or you could just commit felonies and get caught (failing at murder; mutilating and/or raping anyone and anything; neglecting children; scams). Or you sign up for the appropriate "documentaries" and "interviews", but always check for the MTV seal of quality first - why just lose face in your local vicinity when you can share with the whole country. It's quite easy to become (in)famous :V
14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
It takes quite some obsession and auto-suggestion to get that far without the use of lucid dreaming
15. ( ) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
Even if that "rest of your life" is unanticipatedly short because you overlooked some rather crucial design issues or are being hunted get autopsied for science?
16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar?
What about undomesticated furry species? Also it's once again too close to the master-pet crowd
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
certainly a furry enough question related to collecting things over time
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
A "yes" would sound "probable" for those long enough involved or making a decent income from sales, but for those who have only "recently" joined it brings up the question of how to scrape together that much excess money to blow on attending these things at least five times à year to get that quota
19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
We can't stop here. This is Otherkin-country. Also, humans are animals
20. ( ) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
That would imply, that the sole redeeming quality of other people were "being furry".
21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
As a cultural-anthropologist poseur I'm looking forward to the hypocritical Republican smear-campaigns against any furry Democrat candidate. I'm sorry, but Democrat smear campaigns in general lack that burning fervour that leaves a longlasting after-hate in the audience who falls for these things.
22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
It's a trick question ;P
Wouldn't you need to be rich in the first place to have that many custom made fursuits which require their own room? -unless you're a custom-fursuit maker and need a room to put your wares on display. And I'm not quite convinced if that business model is successful enough to pay the rent for the display space. Regarding artwork I shall refrain from the overplayed Allan-jabs about him close to freezing to death in a small house built out of commissioned porn drawings.
23. ( ) Is your best friend furry?
I was sort of expecting a "can your best friend roll over?" question here after all that dog-stuff
24. ( ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
Why yes, it's not uncommon at all to hear them holler "Mintcream Snowflake Lightgoldenrodyellow Summermoon Chow-Chow von Merflingstein." Some names in this fandom are certainly not meant to be used that way. Also, I blame the meme-maker's canid affinity for me choosing a canid in this example.
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
This question might be of value in relation to question 18
Is being a canid now a requirement to be "furry"? What about those people with squid-personae. There are some deep sea squids which under certain full moons rise to the water surface in order to mate. I at least demand an additional "did you ever swim in the sea and had sex there under a full moon?" question, if you insist on discriminating against all non-canid "furries"
2. ( ) Have you ever barked at someone?
If this meme-maker is still influenced by "canid-supremacy", then we can safely assume, that barking in this situation is not referring to abruptly or aggressively uttering commands, and once again it's only the sound canids and seals make. The inclusion of seals is commendable, but is still leaving out a lot of species that don't bark.
3. ( ) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
Finally a question abstract enough to appeal to anyone who can hold a writing utensil.
4. ( ) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
Animal costuming is not necessarily "furry" if you look at other cultures, but sure you can pretend it's completely exclusive to "furry" and has nothing to do with magical thinking of making the physical strength of certain animals your own by wearing their skins
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
OK, what happened here? After that rough start the meme-maker had something moderately good going and then it fucking crashes again by combining canid-supremacy and that Master-Pet sexual fetish.
Unless of course the meme-maker was thinking about human infants exploring every aspect of their environment within reach of their mouths - including those conveniently floor-based dog bowls.
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
oh hey, an actual "furry" question. What a surprise...
7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL the time. That's right, we are so obsessed with porn we had our best artist friends burn images of furry porn onto our retinas with laser pointers, so we can look at it all the time. Err... I mean... good sir, how dare you put our good, clean fun furry-fandom™ in relation with your smut obsession? This talk gives us such a bad public reputation.
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
dinddingding another question that can qualify for this meme
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
Fur?! Do you have any idea how tiring it is to grow a living mucosa suit in order to finally suit as a slug?
10. ( ) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
Which words are you fucking referring to here?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
Don't they go to xtube for that these days? Someone like that meme-maker who probably eats out of dog bowls should know... :I
12. ( ) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
It could happen to anyone. Have you been 34'd recently?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
It takes either years of practice in arts and skills or you could just commit felonies and get caught (failing at murder; mutilating and/or raping anyone and anything; neglecting children; scams). Or you sign up for the appropriate "documentaries" and "interviews", but always check for the MTV seal of quality first - why just lose face in your local vicinity when you can share with the whole country. It's quite easy to become (in)famous :V
14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
It takes quite some obsession and auto-suggestion to get that far without the use of lucid dreaming
15. ( ) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
Even if that "rest of your life" is unanticipatedly short because you overlooked some rather crucial design issues or are being hunted get autopsied for science?
16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar?
What about undomesticated furry species? Also it's once again too close to the master-pet crowd
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
certainly a furry enough question related to collecting things over time
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
A "yes" would sound "probable" for those long enough involved or making a decent income from sales, but for those who have only "recently" joined it brings up the question of how to scrape together that much excess money to blow on attending these things at least five times à year to get that quota
19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
We can't stop here. This is Otherkin-country. Also, humans are animals
20. ( ) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
That would imply, that the sole redeeming quality of other people were "being furry".
21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
As a cultural-anthropologist poseur I'm looking forward to the hypocritical Republican smear-campaigns against any furry Democrat candidate. I'm sorry, but Democrat smear campaigns in general lack that burning fervour that leaves a longlasting after-hate in the audience who falls for these things.
22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
It's a trick question ;P
Wouldn't you need to be rich in the first place to have that many custom made fursuits which require their own room? -unless you're a custom-fursuit maker and need a room to put your wares on display. And I'm not quite convinced if that business model is successful enough to pay the rent for the display space. Regarding artwork I shall refrain from the overplayed Allan-jabs about him close to freezing to death in a small house built out of commissioned porn drawings.
23. ( ) Is your best friend furry?
I was sort of expecting a "can your best friend roll over?" question here after all that dog-stuff
24. ( ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
Why yes, it's not uncommon at all to hear them holler "Mintcream Snowflake Lightgoldenrodyellow Summermoon Chow-Chow von Merflingstein." Some names in this fandom are certainly not meant to be used that way. Also, I blame the meme-maker's canid affinity for me choosing a canid in this example.
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
This question might be of value in relation to question 18
What I'm sort of - but not really - up to
Posted 15 years agoI have a few ideas, but not enough motivation to realize any of them right now, though in the area of drawing it's more about holding onto something long enough before it fades out again.
Outside of the area of drawing I'm thinking about coming up with the character Stormmaskling Blueseam in order to properly reflect on my encounters with people during this winter's sub-zero temperatures, but despite a few significant encounters I'm still lacking material to elaborate on this character.
Stormmaskling Blueseam is a result of my winter insulation necessities, finding ways to mock the gentry's prejudice towards this article of clothing, and eventually abolishing ridiculous local laws which prohibit "identity disguising" masquerades applying even to facepaint, as members of CIRCA in Germany can confirm.
One of the biggest self-set "hindrances" in making this character more public is the circumstance, that winters like the one we just had don't come by often enough to establish this character as a local oddity that people can get used to. The most apparent reason for this is, that it gets awfully hot under the mask at higher temperatures, the other reason is, that for as long as I have necessity on my side (wearing glasses exempts me from the popular wrap-face-in-scarf solution), law enforcement doesn't try to give me as much shit as they would, if things were at 5°C and up because they possess enough common sense to properly determine the "threat" I'm posing by not being "identifiable" while waiting for my train to arrive after sunset.
Outside of the area of drawing I'm thinking about coming up with the character Stormmaskling Blueseam in order to properly reflect on my encounters with people during this winter's sub-zero temperatures, but despite a few significant encounters I'm still lacking material to elaborate on this character.
Stormmaskling Blueseam is a result of my winter insulation necessities, finding ways to mock the gentry's prejudice towards this article of clothing, and eventually abolishing ridiculous local laws which prohibit "identity disguising" masquerades applying even to facepaint, as members of CIRCA in Germany can confirm.
One of the biggest self-set "hindrances" in making this character more public is the circumstance, that winters like the one we just had don't come by often enough to establish this character as a local oddity that people can get used to. The most apparent reason for this is, that it gets awfully hot under the mask at higher temperatures, the other reason is, that for as long as I have necessity on my side (wearing glasses exempts me from the popular wrap-face-in-scarf solution), law enforcement doesn't try to give me as much shit as they would, if things were at 5°C and up because they possess enough common sense to properly determine the "threat" I'm posing by not being "identifiable" while waiting for my train to arrive after sunset.
Character Interview Meme with Tsadoon
Posted 16 years ago1.) What's your name?
Tsadoon
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Random syllable generation
3.) Are you single or taken?
This is a tad complicated due to my status as multidimensional deity
4) Have any abilities or powers?
I occasionally create "coincidences" for my worshippers
5.) Have you ever been in a relationship?
Like I said before, this is quite complicated.
6.) How old are you?
I'm a fairly recent deity here, and my multidimensionality does not really help with pin-pointing my true age
7.)Have any family members?
Well, I am one of the Kzerkelesh. If I were limited to this plane, I would have none, unless me or my worshippers would be made aware of a different Kzerkelesh's cultists
8.) Oh? How about pets?
My worshipers are my pets, as well as the free spirits who join my cause of breaking El's oligopoly.
9.) Tell me something that you don't like.
That jackhole El persecuting my worshipers and hogging a lot of the potential worshipers here for himself. I am also concerned about other ancient Mesopotamian deities getting back into the market after millennia of being forced into hiding. Then there is also all that anti-Reptoid propaganda; Those extra-terrestrial figments of imagination who want to use humans as cattle for their insatiable hunger for the other white meat. This bullshit really undermines the attractiveness of getting yourself a Kzerkelesh deity because we supposedly desensitise the populace for these fictional alien overlords, supposedly making their rule over our worshipers easier.
10.) Something that you do like?
Someone believing in me, duh. I am also quite hedonistic but with moderation
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I practice melee, as you might tell from my gauntlets. I also like to cuddle and OH MY! IS IT THAT LATE ALREADY? WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE TALKING TO TSADOON. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! THANKS FOR *bzztktch* because I like basking in the emotional warmth radiating from such closeness.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Oh don't worry about that, his voice modules are easily replaceable.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
Why?
14.)What kind of animal are you?
That's quite rude trying to place me among those half-sentinent creatures of this planet's biomachinery's evolutionary process
15.)Name your worst habits.
I eat, not because I have to, but because I like to
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
In my line of business I can't afford that
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
If I hadn't crushed Robat's voice module he probably would have muttered something about the sexual discrimination against asexuals. As for me, I like them all.
18.)Do you go to school?
What is "school"?
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Why? So that I will have to fight over my meager share of worshipers with my own offspring?! I don't want any of the bullshit that Ouranos and Kronos had to put up with because they just had to fuck other deities.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
I prefer the term "cultist"
21.)What are you most afraid of?
Being completely alone in the face of oblivion
22.)What colour is your hair?
I have no hair, and that's why the cultists of the Holy Moo-Cow have been saying mean things about me, how my lack of fluffy furriness makes me unworthy of worship. I feel hurt.
23.) Eyes?
Sort of turquoise
24.) What do you usually wear?
My gauntlets and occasionally for ceremonies a long cloth with my banner on it. If it's cold I turn to insulating clothing
25.)What's your religion?
Did I mention, that I'm a deity? I think, I did... repeatedly >:|
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Everywhere and nowhere
29.) What class are you?
Class?! Attention Clerics! Roll a double-eight for Mind-Scarring -quiet you!- Kzerkelesh on you action to earn points for acts of divine intervention.
30.) How many friends do you have?
I'm still working on my popularity and closeness to others.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Nothing. Who ever heard of a reptile with boobs? Ridiculous!
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
That doesn't tickle my fancy
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Tasty food?
35.) Favourite drink?
Gee, I don't know, but keep those sodas and diet sodas away from me. Those seem to be nasty products of the food industry
36.) What is your favourite place?
Somewhere, where I don't have to put on insulation and where I am close to my worshipers
37.) Least favourite?
The cold, all alone.
Tsadoon
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Random syllable generation
3.) Are you single or taken?
This is a tad complicated due to my status as multidimensional deity
4) Have any abilities or powers?
I occasionally create "coincidences" for my worshippers
5.) Have you ever been in a relationship?
Like I said before, this is quite complicated.
6.) How old are you?
I'm a fairly recent deity here, and my multidimensionality does not really help with pin-pointing my true age
7.)Have any family members?
Well, I am one of the Kzerkelesh. If I were limited to this plane, I would have none, unless me or my worshippers would be made aware of a different Kzerkelesh's cultists
8.) Oh? How about pets?
My worshipers are my pets, as well as the free spirits who join my cause of breaking El's oligopoly.
9.) Tell me something that you don't like.
That jackhole El persecuting my worshipers and hogging a lot of the potential worshipers here for himself. I am also concerned about other ancient Mesopotamian deities getting back into the market after millennia of being forced into hiding. Then there is also all that anti-Reptoid propaganda; Those extra-terrestrial figments of imagination who want to use humans as cattle for their insatiable hunger for the other white meat. This bullshit really undermines the attractiveness of getting yourself a Kzerkelesh deity because we supposedly desensitise the populace for these fictional alien overlords, supposedly making their rule over our worshipers easier.
10.) Something that you do like?
Someone believing in me, duh. I am also quite hedonistic but with moderation
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I practice melee, as you might tell from my gauntlets. I also like to cuddle and OH MY! IS IT THAT LATE ALREADY? WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE TALKING TO TSADOON. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! THANKS FOR *bzztktch* because I like basking in the emotional warmth radiating from such closeness.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Oh don't worry about that, his voice modules are easily replaceable.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
Why?
14.)What kind of animal are you?
That's quite rude trying to place me among those half-sentinent creatures of this planet's biomachinery's evolutionary process
15.)Name your worst habits.
I eat, not because I have to, but because I like to
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
In my line of business I can't afford that
17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
If I hadn't crushed Robat's voice module he probably would have muttered something about the sexual discrimination against asexuals. As for me, I like them all.
18.)Do you go to school?
What is "school"?
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Why? So that I will have to fight over my meager share of worshipers with my own offspring?! I don't want any of the bullshit that Ouranos and Kronos had to put up with because they just had to fuck other deities.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
I prefer the term "cultist"
21.)What are you most afraid of?
Being completely alone in the face of oblivion
22.)What colour is your hair?
I have no hair, and that's why the cultists of the Holy Moo-Cow have been saying mean things about me, how my lack of fluffy furriness makes me unworthy of worship. I feel hurt.
23.) Eyes?
Sort of turquoise
24.) What do you usually wear?
My gauntlets and occasionally for ceremonies a long cloth with my banner on it. If it's cold I turn to insulating clothing
25.)What's your religion?
Did I mention, that I'm a deity? I think, I did... repeatedly >:|
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Everywhere and nowhere
29.) What class are you?
Class?! Attention Clerics! Roll a double-eight for Mind-Scarring -quiet you!- Kzerkelesh on you action to earn points for acts of divine intervention.
30.) How many friends do you have?
I'm still working on my popularity and closeness to others.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Nothing. Who ever heard of a reptile with boobs? Ridiculous!
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
That doesn't tickle my fancy
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Tasty food?
35.) Favourite drink?
Gee, I don't know, but keep those sodas and diet sodas away from me. Those seem to be nasty products of the food industry
36.) What is your favourite place?
Somewhere, where I don't have to put on insulation and where I am close to my worshipers
37.) Least favourite?
The cold, all alone.
8 full of shits
Posted 16 years ago:1: Even before I was made aware, that you can play the Raspberry on Gekko, I have found relationships to be something of strangeness and peculiarity.
:2: I'm an asexual. I have libido, but I can't really wrap my head around the concept of actually having sexual intercourse with someone.
:3: I am highly afraid of "feeshies", yet I somehow managed to do nine traumatising months of forced labour in a nursing home in exchange for being spared the ghastly experiences of the army.
:4: Having had all that wrinkly oldness around me on a near daily basis (12-day work week, and sometimes I didn't even get that one weekend and then got a 19-day work week and a 5-day work week before returning to the 12-day work week), I was no longer able to look at human porn because I would imagine each photographed faceless torso 60 years older and unable to wash itself. Briefly said, I saw work where there was none.
:5: Tsadoon pretty much arose as a bit of a hedonistic antithesis to the dual dominance of the Robat and Mu aspects because they were so ascetically and asexually happy together.
:6: Sometimes I think, I'm already dead. Well, technically "I" have died with the breakdown of Treborius and the rise of the current Triumspiritus. But there is also a lack of ambition on my part which I sometimes become painfully aware of when I look at my supposed peers and the things they aspire to. I guess, that's just quarterlife crisis getting to me.
:7: I used to be self-confident and skilled/disciplined with driving the car, but I have continually grown to hate driving by myself to the point, that I choose public transportation and walking over driving the car, even when taking the car would be the smartest choice. Still, the good thing about it is, that I am not forced into wage-slavery in order to continually feed a car with insurance contributions and gas money. Out before Iraq-war caused price surge :D
:8: In late 2005 I found something with neither signifiant nor signifié while on my regular intravisonal trips. It emitted an indescribable amount of emotional warmth, and the closer you came to it the less the world mattered to you. Because the closer you came to this ungraspable source of emotional warmth only one thing remained: "You are loved". The world I so desperately want to change at least a little began fading away into insignificance in exchange for this blissful never-ending warmth. In the end, I chose the world for the time being because I am that kind of fool. I know whatever it is, it will wait and will be unphased by neither my success nor my failure because the world doesn't matter to it as long as it will have me in the end.
:2: I'm an asexual. I have libido, but I can't really wrap my head around the concept of actually having sexual intercourse with someone.
:3: I am highly afraid of "feeshies", yet I somehow managed to do nine traumatising months of forced labour in a nursing home in exchange for being spared the ghastly experiences of the army.
:4: Having had all that wrinkly oldness around me on a near daily basis (12-day work week, and sometimes I didn't even get that one weekend and then got a 19-day work week and a 5-day work week before returning to the 12-day work week), I was no longer able to look at human porn because I would imagine each photographed faceless torso 60 years older and unable to wash itself. Briefly said, I saw work where there was none.
:5: Tsadoon pretty much arose as a bit of a hedonistic antithesis to the dual dominance of the Robat and Mu aspects because they were so ascetically and asexually happy together.
:6: Sometimes I think, I'm already dead. Well, technically "I" have died with the breakdown of Treborius and the rise of the current Triumspiritus. But there is also a lack of ambition on my part which I sometimes become painfully aware of when I look at my supposed peers and the things they aspire to. I guess, that's just quarterlife crisis getting to me.
:7: I used to be self-confident and skilled/disciplined with driving the car, but I have continually grown to hate driving by myself to the point, that I choose public transportation and walking over driving the car, even when taking the car would be the smartest choice. Still, the good thing about it is, that I am not forced into wage-slavery in order to continually feed a car with insurance contributions and gas money. Out before Iraq-war caused price surge :D
:8: In late 2005 I found something with neither signifiant nor signifié while on my regular intravisonal trips. It emitted an indescribable amount of emotional warmth, and the closer you came to it the less the world mattered to you. Because the closer you came to this ungraspable source of emotional warmth only one thing remained: "You are loved". The world I so desperately want to change at least a little began fading away into insignificance in exchange for this blissful never-ending warmth. In the end, I chose the world for the time being because I am that kind of fool. I know whatever it is, it will wait and will be unphased by neither my success nor my failure because the world doesn't matter to it as long as it will have me in the end.
A Lemonparty of the elites?
Posted 16 years agoThe Furry Internationale
Posted 16 years agoSince linking to national group-listing FA-accounts is becoming an annoying meme whose diversity is technically limited to the number of existing nation states constructs, let's spice it up a little with alternatives to nationalism. It's more fun, than making whiny journal posts about others clinging to the childish antics of nationalism.
So without further ado I present you
furtheinternationale so that you may have something else to flaunt other than nationalist symbols which are not really an accomplishment of your own. For nationalist symbols are a crutch which help you hide your lack of personal qualities of your own.
Maybe I would have left the whole topic untouched, but the tendency to add even more artificial, repressive geopolitical constructs like NATO or EU to that meme made me realise, that something needs to be done to limit the worship of borders by creating alternatives.
So without further ado I present you
furtheinternationale so that you may have something else to flaunt other than nationalist symbols which are not really an accomplishment of your own. For nationalist symbols are a crutch which help you hide your lack of personal qualities of your own.Maybe I would have left the whole topic untouched, but the tendency to add even more artificial, repressive geopolitical constructs like NATO or EU to that meme made me realise, that something needs to be done to limit the worship of borders by creating alternatives.
Haha, ED is on wikileaked Australian ACMA blacklist
Posted 16 years agoSpecifically /Offended and /Kittens because... well... they're full of tubgirl, goatse and rotten.com. What I didn't quite understand was, why specifically /Snapesnooger and only /Snapesnooger was listed there as well.
The ACMA people claim, that hyperlinks to the sites listed will be fined with 11,000 AUSD à day.
The ACMA people claim, that hyperlinks to the sites listed will be fined with 11,000 AUSD à day.
ACTA is now a state secret
Posted 16 years agoIsrael uses fuel air bombs and uranium warheads on civilians
Posted 16 years agoGood game, guys.
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper.....842350607.html
http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?i.....onid=351020202
Also... Here's a blast from the past: The Ben Gurion Scandals.
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper.....842350607.html
http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?i.....onid=351020202
Also... Here's a blast from the past: The Ben Gurion Scandals.
Social Engineering
Posted 16 years agoHow nice. Crimmah is a good time for social engineering tactics and German police is doing just that by demanding user-info of random people who supposedly make suicide threats on their user-profiles in Web 2.0 environments.
It's a splendid tactic because apparently there are enough people out there whose emotional stability really severely deteriorates with the coming of the holidays, and until you encounter the dark-green brigades up close, you don't really fathom the idea that a police commissioner on the phoneline is actually trying to bullshit you into "helping" them by skipping the necessary approval of a judge - a prerequisite to legally making website operating companies fork over user-info without them breaking the law.
Upon checking the profile of the supposed suicidal culprit, the operating company noticed, that there was no such thing as a suicide threat to be found and nothing on the profile would hint at such a deed in the future.
The operating company then informed the commissioner, that his claims were wrong, but in the mean time however, the police commissioner got a judge's approval.
{ And with the ongoing understaffing and all other sorts of budget cuts at the courts, it is really easy to get a judge's approval nowadays because judges can no longer cramp the time needed for assessing a situation in their work-schedule and just hand them out with a couple of minutes of shallow assessing. Another "benefit" of understaffing our courts is, that big business crooks can buy themselves free (dropping all charges in exchange) with a few millions after they have gotten away with stealing billions. }
Now the operating company had to hand out the user-info, even though the username was misspelled { the website's username format: |username||year of birth|. what on the judge's approval was written: |username||spacebar||year of birth| }.
The commissioner said, that it was just a typo of the judge which was caused by the judge's hastiness, but if the now acquired user-info is used by the police to break and enter into the home of this person under the pretense of preventing suicide, and this person is really far from committing suicide, the operating company will be in deep trouble.
It's a splendid tactic because apparently there are enough people out there whose emotional stability really severely deteriorates with the coming of the holidays, and until you encounter the dark-green brigades up close, you don't really fathom the idea that a police commissioner on the phoneline is actually trying to bullshit you into "helping" them by skipping the necessary approval of a judge - a prerequisite to legally making website operating companies fork over user-info without them breaking the law.
Upon checking the profile of the supposed suicidal culprit, the operating company noticed, that there was no such thing as a suicide threat to be found and nothing on the profile would hint at such a deed in the future.
The operating company then informed the commissioner, that his claims were wrong, but in the mean time however, the police commissioner got a judge's approval.
{ And with the ongoing understaffing and all other sorts of budget cuts at the courts, it is really easy to get a judge's approval nowadays because judges can no longer cramp the time needed for assessing a situation in their work-schedule and just hand them out with a couple of minutes of shallow assessing. Another "benefit" of understaffing our courts is, that big business crooks can buy themselves free (dropping all charges in exchange) with a few millions after they have gotten away with stealing billions. }
Now the operating company had to hand out the user-info, even though the username was misspelled { the website's username format: |username||year of birth|. what on the judge's approval was written: |username||spacebar||year of birth| }.
The commissioner said, that it was just a typo of the judge which was caused by the judge's hastiness, but if the now acquired user-info is used by the police to break and enter into the home of this person under the pretense of preventing suicide, and this person is really far from committing suicide, the operating company will be in deep trouble.
What's the motif?
Posted 17 years agoIf you're in an indifferent way wondering what these things are based on, look here.
Moar adventures with anthropods
Posted 17 years agoWhat is more discomforting?
Accidentally severing the abdomen of a fly by flicking your finger at the fly, or not knowing where that abdomen is now?
For a while I was raising an insectoid species which eats chitin and hairs, but then there was a strong decline in flies in the summer, which put my cultivation of them to a halt.
Accidentally severing the abdomen of a fly by flicking your finger at the fly, or not knowing where that abdomen is now?
For a while I was raising an insectoid species which eats chitin and hairs, but then there was a strong decline in flies in the summer, which put my cultivation of them to a halt.
Skip! Memetime!
Posted 17 years agoModerate Paranoia fun edition
1. How old will you be in five years?
Five years older
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My selves?
3. How tall are you?
Tall enough to pick up things from high shelves for puny women folk
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
I like surprises which are beneficial to our cause
5. What's the last movie you saw?
A good one
6. Who was the last person you called?
What is this "phone" you speak of?
7. Who was the last person to call you?
see above
8. What was the last text message you received?
Sorry, no text message is worth getting these kind of shackles
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Sorry, no voicemail is worth getting these kind of shackles
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Don't give me that cell phone crap
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
I'm not telling
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
you're just trying to profile me and my family
13. When did you last see your mom?
Just now?
14. What color are your eyes?
The same as Urono's, perhaps?
15. What time did you wake up today?
My usual time when I have no appointments to attend to
16. What are you wearing right now?
insulation?
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
It's not even Halloween yet, commerce fags... "Iiiii'm dreaming of a wiiiiild business"
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
You just want to kidnap me :(
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Where I am least likely to be found
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
I'm not telling
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Where in relation to what?
22. Do you tan or burn?
We hateses the sun
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
You're just going to use this to make me confess to anything you want me to confess
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
It's a secret
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Fuck off, G.E.Z.-fucks
26. How big is your bed?
Big enough
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
You just ask this to have a fitting box ready when you illegally raid my home :(
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
This is also vital raid information.
29. What color are your sheets?
You just want to know in case you can't tell which one my room is
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
see above
31. What is your favorite season?
Spring
32. What is your second favorite season?
Winter
33. What do you like about Winter?
Lack of semiparasites
34. What do you like about the summer?
That depends
35. What dont you like about winter?
dark-green militias snatching my face insulation
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Enough
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Oh, trying to see if there's any dirt to dig up on me, huh?
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
That depends on a lot of factors
39. Are you a social person?
As social as a hedonist, anarchist communist may be
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Lunch
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
You're just trying to feed me radioactive stuff next time I go there, like that former Russian operative
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
let's go eat icecream right now, and you will know
43. What is your favorite dessert?
That depends on many factors
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
hey, wait a minute, you're asking about my favourite food to better poison me.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Blegh, that kind of sandwich looks/sounds nasty
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Depends on the Chinese food
47. Do you like coffee?
That's classified information
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Enough to stay hydrated. Go look it up in a dictionary
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Depends
50. Do you sleep alone?
So you might want to bring backup?
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
In case you can't tell when you find more than one person in my bed?
52. Do you know how to play poker?
I don't know the whole bidding thing, but I know many of the possible combos
53. Do you like to cuddle?
I'm afraid I move too much for proper cuddling
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
I was once over Canada
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
What do you mean?
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Trying to bug my place during dinner time, huh?
57. Do you look forward to your birthday?
That depends
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
The exact same or just the month and date?
59. Do you want kids?
If I truly hated children, I would want kids of my own under the current circumstances
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Speaking and thinking in more than one language is bad for the nationalistic agenda
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Maybe
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
In Soviet Russia ambulance rides in you
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
going for an "accident" with tangling seaweed or a malfunctioning chlorine dispenser?
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Is this essentia for an assassination?
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I don't know what you're implying here?
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
You're actually making a profile of me, aren't you?
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Is this relevant for a robbery?
68. What is your favorite TV show?
I hardly watch TV these days
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Can your tongue do a barrel roll?
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Every person has their own distinct style
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Are you getting confused by decoys in the dark?
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Again with the cell phones...
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Oh, so you also want to sell my stuff after you make me an "unperson"?
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Is that a laser pointer on my chest?
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Tracking me by the sound of brushing teeth and running water, huh? You guys have way too much money to spend on useless gizmos
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
So dust gets in?
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Don't answer these trick questions
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Oh, so when the radioactive poisoning does not work, you're sending in a more close and personal killer?
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
chicken nugget?
80. What is your favorite food?
You asked me about this stuff earlier?
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Make an appointment at the workshop, Get car to said workshop, let the mechanics do their thing pay the mechanics.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I don't drive
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
see above
84. What is your usual bedtime?
Your party van will only come when I'm asleep
85. What was the last book you read?
university related
86. Do you read the newspaper?
occasionally, when I think, I can stomach their bullshit
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
why?
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Never did
90. Do you dance in the car?
Not everyone has a party van to dance in
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
I stopped listening to the radio
92. Who do you have in a picture frame near you?
Frameless picture holders ftw
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
I forgot
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Candles smell like paraffin :(
95. What is your favorite board game?
That depends
97. When was the last time you attended church?
Sorry, comparing sober suits with philistines every Sunday is not my thing
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
What's high school?
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
long enough to dislike it.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
You just want me to compromise my friends :(
1. How old will you be in five years?
Five years older
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My selves?
3. How tall are you?
Tall enough to pick up things from high shelves for puny women folk
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
I like surprises which are beneficial to our cause
5. What's the last movie you saw?
A good one
6. Who was the last person you called?
What is this "phone" you speak of?
7. Who was the last person to call you?
see above
8. What was the last text message you received?
Sorry, no text message is worth getting these kind of shackles
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Sorry, no voicemail is worth getting these kind of shackles
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Don't give me that cell phone crap
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
I'm not telling
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
you're just trying to profile me and my family
13. When did you last see your mom?
Just now?
14. What color are your eyes?
The same as Urono's, perhaps?
15. What time did you wake up today?
My usual time when I have no appointments to attend to
16. What are you wearing right now?
insulation?
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
It's not even Halloween yet, commerce fags... "Iiiii'm dreaming of a wiiiiild business"
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
You just want to kidnap me :(
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Where I am least likely to be found
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
I'm not telling
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Where in relation to what?
22. Do you tan or burn?
We hateses the sun
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
You're just going to use this to make me confess to anything you want me to confess
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
It's a secret
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Fuck off, G.E.Z.-fucks
26. How big is your bed?
Big enough
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
You just ask this to have a fitting box ready when you illegally raid my home :(
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
This is also vital raid information.
29. What color are your sheets?
You just want to know in case you can't tell which one my room is
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
see above
31. What is your favorite season?
Spring
32. What is your second favorite season?
Winter
33. What do you like about Winter?
Lack of semiparasites
34. What do you like about the summer?
That depends
35. What dont you like about winter?
dark-green militias snatching my face insulation
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Enough
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Oh, trying to see if there's any dirt to dig up on me, huh?
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
That depends on a lot of factors
39. Are you a social person?
As social as a hedonist, anarchist communist may be
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Lunch
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
You're just trying to feed me radioactive stuff next time I go there, like that former Russian operative
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
let's go eat icecream right now, and you will know
43. What is your favorite dessert?
That depends on many factors
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
hey, wait a minute, you're asking about my favourite food to better poison me.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Blegh, that kind of sandwich looks/sounds nasty
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Depends on the Chinese food
47. Do you like coffee?
That's classified information
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Enough to stay hydrated. Go look it up in a dictionary
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Depends
50. Do you sleep alone?
So you might want to bring backup?
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
In case you can't tell when you find more than one person in my bed?
52. Do you know how to play poker?
I don't know the whole bidding thing, but I know many of the possible combos
53. Do you like to cuddle?
I'm afraid I move too much for proper cuddling
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
I was once over Canada
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
What do you mean?
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Trying to bug my place during dinner time, huh?
57. Do you look forward to your birthday?
That depends
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
The exact same or just the month and date?
59. Do you want kids?
If I truly hated children, I would want kids of my own under the current circumstances
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Speaking and thinking in more than one language is bad for the nationalistic agenda
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Maybe
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
In Soviet Russia ambulance rides in you
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
going for an "accident" with tangling seaweed or a malfunctioning chlorine dispenser?
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Is this essentia for an assassination?
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I don't know what you're implying here?
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
You're actually making a profile of me, aren't you?
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Is this relevant for a robbery?
68. What is your favorite TV show?
I hardly watch TV these days
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Can your tongue do a barrel roll?
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Every person has their own distinct style
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Are you getting confused by decoys in the dark?
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Again with the cell phones...
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Oh, so you also want to sell my stuff after you make me an "unperson"?
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Is that a laser pointer on my chest?
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Tracking me by the sound of brushing teeth and running water, huh? You guys have way too much money to spend on useless gizmos
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
So dust gets in?
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Don't answer these trick questions
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Oh, so when the radioactive poisoning does not work, you're sending in a more close and personal killer?
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
chicken nugget?
80. What is your favorite food?
You asked me about this stuff earlier?
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Make an appointment at the workshop, Get car to said workshop, let the mechanics do their thing pay the mechanics.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I don't drive
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
see above
84. What is your usual bedtime?
Your party van will only come when I'm asleep
85. What was the last book you read?
university related
86. Do you read the newspaper?
occasionally, when I think, I can stomach their bullshit
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
why?
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Never did
90. Do you dance in the car?
Not everyone has a party van to dance in
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
I stopped listening to the radio
92. Who do you have in a picture frame near you?
Frameless picture holders ftw
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
I forgot
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Candles smell like paraffin :(
95. What is your favorite board game?
That depends
97. When was the last time you attended church?
Sorry, comparing sober suits with philistines every Sunday is not my thing
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
What's high school?
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
long enough to dislike it.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
You just want me to compromise my friends :(
Where have I heard this before?
Posted 17 years agoWhy does Palkia sound like a Boga from Starwars, whereas Dialga gets Zergnoises (maybe Overlord or Ultralisk, but most definitely sounds from the ending video of the Zerg-campaign in Starcraft) and also the noises of a Warcraft III Infernal? I also hear occasionally a Dawn of War Eldar laser-lance and some other generic sound-effects from things I have heard before, when these two creatures fight. At least there was no Wilhelm in there...
Thank you, Irish people
Posted 17 years agoWell, I want to thank those Irish people who could be arsed to get up yesterday and vote against the EU-dictatorship constitution. I really appreciate it.
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Posted 17 years ago1) The way to win your heart?
Gee, I dunno. I need that thing for pumping blood for the time being. I can't make it a winnable reward just yet
2) Do you twirl or scoop your spaghetti?
Umm... I eat my spaghetti?
3) Are you dating the last person you kissed?
what?
4) What did you do last night?
the usual
5) Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
No
6) How long is your hair?
That depends on which section of my hair you speak of
7) Do you like Batman?
Batman can breathe in outer space >:U
8) What are you doing tonight?
The same thing I do every night...
9) Addicted to anything?
Aiiiiiirrrrr
10) What were you last listening to?
Kin Dza Dza
11) Do you like anyone now?
I like many ones.
12) When was the last time you sang out loud?
Uhhh..... Hmmmmm.... I forget
13) What did you have for breakfast?
drugs
14) Is your birthday on a holiday?
This one wasn't
15) What instant messaging service do you use?
Mainly AIM and ICQ. And mostly for reading the away messages, since I barely do small talk
16) Can you cook?
a little
17) Did you have a nap today?
Nup
18) What was the reason you got in trouble last?
"looking like a student"
19) What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
Jeans, I wear sweats when it's too warm for a coat and too cool for just a T-shirt
20) When is your birthday?
May 16th
21) Want some green beans?
What sort of green beans? *eyes suspiciously*
22) Do you swear a lot?
I swear just enough to prevent myself from making wallets out of asshole people
23) Where did you get the shirt(s) you're wearing?
Out of my armoire?
24) Do you have any regrets?
Yes
25) Do you ever snort when you laugh?
The way I laugh prevents this from happening
26) What's the first thing you notice of the preferred sex?
I has no preferred sex?
27) Do you want something you can't have?
I'm sure, that there are some things
28) Who would you like to see right now?
I only want to see those right now who also want to see me right now, but this excludes anyone who just wants to see me in order to mug me, arrest me, enslave me, harass me, hut me... you get the idea.
29) Are you a social or antisocial person?
Define social
30) Have the cops ever come by your house?
No. And with the nice perversion of justice we have going on, I prefer to stay it that way.
31) Do you have a tan?
I don't do online banking
32) Ever been in love?
I'm...not sure
33) Would you rather sleep with someone, or alone?
I prefer sleeping alone since I twist and turn and move about for more than half an hour before finally falling asleep, which is something most people don't do
34) Ever had braces?
Yeshhhh
35) What do you wear to bed?
Nothing
36) Who was the last person to disappoint you?
Person? We are talking about disappointing super-structures here, made of thousands of people who try their best to make life a living hell
37) Do you trust people?
That depends on the issue and situation
38) What are you wearing?
It's rather warm here...
39) Looking forward to something this weekend?
weekends come and weekends go
40) What was the highlight of your week?
Hessia abolishing all student fees
41) What type of people do you fall for?
Are you talking about social engineering here?
Gee, I dunno. I need that thing for pumping blood for the time being. I can't make it a winnable reward just yet
2) Do you twirl or scoop your spaghetti?
Umm... I eat my spaghetti?
3) Are you dating the last person you kissed?
what?
4) What did you do last night?
the usual
5) Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
No
6) How long is your hair?
That depends on which section of my hair you speak of
7) Do you like Batman?
Batman can breathe in outer space >:U
8) What are you doing tonight?
The same thing I do every night...
9) Addicted to anything?
Aiiiiiirrrrr
10) What were you last listening to?
Kin Dza Dza
11) Do you like anyone now?
I like many ones.
12) When was the last time you sang out loud?
Uhhh..... Hmmmmm.... I forget
13) What did you have for breakfast?
drugs
14) Is your birthday on a holiday?
This one wasn't
15) What instant messaging service do you use?
Mainly AIM and ICQ. And mostly for reading the away messages, since I barely do small talk
16) Can you cook?
a little
17) Did you have a nap today?
Nup
18) What was the reason you got in trouble last?
"looking like a student"
19) What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
Jeans, I wear sweats when it's too warm for a coat and too cool for just a T-shirt
20) When is your birthday?
May 16th
21) Want some green beans?
What sort of green beans? *eyes suspiciously*
22) Do you swear a lot?
I swear just enough to prevent myself from making wallets out of asshole people
23) Where did you get the shirt(s) you're wearing?
Out of my armoire?
24) Do you have any regrets?
Yes
25) Do you ever snort when you laugh?
The way I laugh prevents this from happening
26) What's the first thing you notice of the preferred sex?
I has no preferred sex?
27) Do you want something you can't have?
I'm sure, that there are some things
28) Who would you like to see right now?
I only want to see those right now who also want to see me right now, but this excludes anyone who just wants to see me in order to mug me, arrest me, enslave me, harass me, hut me... you get the idea.
29) Are you a social or antisocial person?
Define social
30) Have the cops ever come by your house?
No. And with the nice perversion of justice we have going on, I prefer to stay it that way.
31) Do you have a tan?
I don't do online banking
32) Ever been in love?
I'm...not sure
33) Would you rather sleep with someone, or alone?
I prefer sleeping alone since I twist and turn and move about for more than half an hour before finally falling asleep, which is something most people don't do
34) Ever had braces?
Yeshhhh
35) What do you wear to bed?
Nothing
36) Who was the last person to disappoint you?
Person? We are talking about disappointing super-structures here, made of thousands of people who try their best to make life a living hell
37) Do you trust people?
That depends on the issue and situation
38) What are you wearing?
It's rather warm here...
39) Looking forward to something this weekend?
weekends come and weekends go
40) What was the highlight of your week?
Hessia abolishing all student fees
41) What type of people do you fall for?
Are you talking about social engineering here?
Jumping Spiders
Posted 17 years agoI noticed a jumping spider crawling on my bed. I got next to it and and let out a "HelllooOOoo."
But, to make this situation more awkward, the spider turned towards me and perked up as far as possible, and unmovingly stared back at me for about ten seconds before minding its own business again.
oÒvvÓo ...it was long enough to make me feel abashed.
But, to make this situation more awkward, the spider turned towards me and perked up as far as possible, and unmovingly stared back at me for about ten seconds before minding its own business again.
oÒvvÓo ...it was long enough to make me feel abashed.
