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Posted 11 years agoTHIS DOG 
DARED ME!
Leave some random comment here and I will:
1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 10 seconds.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your own journal.
DARED ME!Leave some random comment here and I will:
1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 10 seconds.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your own journal.
Valentine's Day Meme
Posted 11 years agoStolen from 
ifus
1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
Mah wife is always my crush.
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
Absolutely. <3 With my
simisan
3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
The one I'm in, we'll be 4 years together on Feb. 25th and it'll be our first wedding anniversary yay! :D
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
I've seriously always resisted changing for someone. If it happens, it's accidental and never lasts long.
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
I maintain a friendly, yet kinda distant friendship with my exes.
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
7: Have you ever cheated?
Some would say I had in my previous relationships but I never did. All relationships were ended before I moved on.
8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
Never.
9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
Communication. Enough said.
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
I'm very.. monogamous. I grow attached extremely quickly so serious relationships are the only way.
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
I don't believe in breaks, at all.
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
Technically one, and we're married now!
13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
Ignoring the warning signs. With my previous relationship, I felt I was "the other" but shrugged off those feelings and paid the price.
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
Hnng.. nowadays, 18+. Children grow up too fast.
15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
No. It's.. just weird.
16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
Not.. exactly? I'm sure others can have that but for me, love grows slowly.
17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
I do! Because I did! <3 I met my wife about.. 7 years ago on Furcadia.
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
Cheating and lying.
19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
When you've done everything you possibly can. There's a certain feeling that you get when you've reached the end.
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
Yup!
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
I think it depends on how the breakup went and if they can move past it.
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
Absolutely!
23: How many relationships have you had?
This one is my 6th actual relationship.
24: Do you think love can last forever?
You have to work at it. If you do, of course it can. Love can last forever if you both want it to.
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
It definitely can help.
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
No. Considering only one parent is in my life and she has hideous judgement relationship-wise, she can go suck a grapefruit.
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
If it doesn't feel right, don't go through with it. It'll hurt you in the end. Think before you leap into a relationship.
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Yes! My wife and I started long distance.
29: What do you notice first about another person?
The first thing I notice are the eyes.
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
I'm straight, though I always rate myself a 1 on the Kinsey scale. Though my sexual preference and relationship preference will always be female, on rare occasions I can find a male attractive.
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
Considering I suffer from several, I'd be an ass if I was bothered.
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
Yes. It was mutually emotionally abusive and a horrible 6 months.
33: Do you want to get married one day?
I am married!
34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
I don't like names but we are getting matching symbols from a book we love. <3
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
I could be, but it'd be rather tense. I have an extremely high sex drive and I actually get rather irritable if I don't tend to my needs, so to speak. But it isn't enough to cheat on my partner or leave them. I'd just be grumpy, go fap and then go to sleep happy xD;
36: Are you still a virgin?
Nope.
37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
Personality is everything to me. Looks are nice but I fall for the personality.
38: Do you enjoy love films?
I do, I'm such a sap for romance.
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
No D:
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
I have one every year lately! xD I wonder why~
41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
It doesn't matter what we do, so long as we're together.
42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
I have and I much prefer Hamlet. :|
43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
Both are important but balance is key.
44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
I try my best but ugh. I'm so.. awkward. That's the word. I'm awkward.
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
Eh.. no? I'm married. xD
46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
I... yes.
47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
..uh.. que? I dunno. I don't really care about famous couples.
48: What's your favorite love song?
Come What May~
49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yes.
50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
I'm not :D
51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
I don't care about money. Gimme the niceness.
52: Are you good at giving other people advice regarding dating/ relationships?
I can't solve my own problems but I can give advice to other relationships. I have no idea why.
53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
Before I was married, extremely. I'm very much an affectionate person and got really, really depressed when single.
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
It's not huge but it raises red flags when a significant other won't make it official on a website. Like they're hiding you.
55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
Not clingy.. but jealous? Yes, I'm a very jealous person and no, I don't see this as a flaw. It means I have someone to protect, someone that I want to keep by my side as my partner always. I trust her but some people are dense.
56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
I did. And I got the blame even though I'd been clueless!
57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
I dunno if it is silly or not. But.. I've thought it.
58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
Out of the bedroom, I try hard not to be overly dominant even though it is my default. I loathe being submissive and get very upset when it is pushed onto me. In the bedroom, I'm dominant. Simple.
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
Nope!
60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
Not for me at all. I can only be with one person and they can only be with me for it to work. My brain and emotions are not wired that way. <-- I'm gonna leave the answer Ifus put because it brilliantly sums up my feelings.
61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
My partner. My family all but abandoned me or treats me like crap. My sister, of course, is special and my only blood family that I love to death. However, my wife is my new family <3
62: How do you define "cheating"?
I consider flirting while /married/ rude. But when it gets closer than the brief hug, say a kiss, hand-holding, blaaah. The relationship stuff. I consider that cheating. Even if it isn't sex, it still is something that should be kept to your own relationship. There is such thing as emotional cheating too. If in your heart, you love someone else, that's cheating. :/
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
Nope. Watching porn together is good foreplay btw. ;)
64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
Nope. I like it 'cause it's just another date night.
65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
CUDDLE ME.
ifus1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
Mah wife is always my crush.
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
Absolutely. <3 With my
simisan3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
The one I'm in, we'll be 4 years together on Feb. 25th and it'll be our first wedding anniversary yay! :D
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
I've seriously always resisted changing for someone. If it happens, it's accidental and never lasts long.
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
I maintain a friendly, yet kinda distant friendship with my exes.
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
7: Have you ever cheated?
Some would say I had in my previous relationships but I never did. All relationships were ended before I moved on.
8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
Never.
9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
Communication. Enough said.
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
I'm very.. monogamous. I grow attached extremely quickly so serious relationships are the only way.
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
I don't believe in breaks, at all.
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
Technically one, and we're married now!
13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
Ignoring the warning signs. With my previous relationship, I felt I was "the other" but shrugged off those feelings and paid the price.
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
Hnng.. nowadays, 18+. Children grow up too fast.
15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
No. It's.. just weird.
16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
Not.. exactly? I'm sure others can have that but for me, love grows slowly.
17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
I do! Because I did! <3 I met my wife about.. 7 years ago on Furcadia.
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
Cheating and lying.
19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
When you've done everything you possibly can. There's a certain feeling that you get when you've reached the end.
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
Yup!
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
I think it depends on how the breakup went and if they can move past it.
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
Absolutely!
23: How many relationships have you had?
This one is my 6th actual relationship.
24: Do you think love can last forever?
You have to work at it. If you do, of course it can. Love can last forever if you both want it to.
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
It definitely can help.
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
No. Considering only one parent is in my life and she has hideous judgement relationship-wise, she can go suck a grapefruit.
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
If it doesn't feel right, don't go through with it. It'll hurt you in the end. Think before you leap into a relationship.
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Yes! My wife and I started long distance.
29: What do you notice first about another person?
The first thing I notice are the eyes.
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
I'm straight, though I always rate myself a 1 on the Kinsey scale. Though my sexual preference and relationship preference will always be female, on rare occasions I can find a male attractive.
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
Considering I suffer from several, I'd be an ass if I was bothered.
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
Yes. It was mutually emotionally abusive and a horrible 6 months.
33: Do you want to get married one day?
I am married!
34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
I don't like names but we are getting matching symbols from a book we love. <3
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
I could be, but it'd be rather tense. I have an extremely high sex drive and I actually get rather irritable if I don't tend to my needs, so to speak. But it isn't enough to cheat on my partner or leave them. I'd just be grumpy, go fap and then go to sleep happy xD;
36: Are you still a virgin?
Nope.
37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
Personality is everything to me. Looks are nice but I fall for the personality.
38: Do you enjoy love films?
I do, I'm such a sap for romance.
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
No D:
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
I have one every year lately! xD I wonder why~
41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
It doesn't matter what we do, so long as we're together.
42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
I have and I much prefer Hamlet. :|
43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
Both are important but balance is key.
44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
I try my best but ugh. I'm so.. awkward. That's the word. I'm awkward.
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
Eh.. no? I'm married. xD
46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
I... yes.
47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
..uh.. que? I dunno. I don't really care about famous couples.
48: What's your favorite love song?
Come What May~
49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yes.
50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
I'm not :D
51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
I don't care about money. Gimme the niceness.
52: Are you good at giving other people advice regarding dating/ relationships?
I can't solve my own problems but I can give advice to other relationships. I have no idea why.
53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
Before I was married, extremely. I'm very much an affectionate person and got really, really depressed when single.
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
It's not huge but it raises red flags when a significant other won't make it official on a website. Like they're hiding you.
55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
Not clingy.. but jealous? Yes, I'm a very jealous person and no, I don't see this as a flaw. It means I have someone to protect, someone that I want to keep by my side as my partner always. I trust her but some people are dense.
56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
I did. And I got the blame even though I'd been clueless!
57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
I dunno if it is silly or not. But.. I've thought it.
58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
Out of the bedroom, I try hard not to be overly dominant even though it is my default. I loathe being submissive and get very upset when it is pushed onto me. In the bedroom, I'm dominant. Simple.
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
Nope!
60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
Not for me at all. I can only be with one person and they can only be with me for it to work. My brain and emotions are not wired that way. <-- I'm gonna leave the answer Ifus put because it brilliantly sums up my feelings.
61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
My partner. My family all but abandoned me or treats me like crap. My sister, of course, is special and my only blood family that I love to death. However, my wife is my new family <3
62: How do you define "cheating"?
I consider flirting while /married/ rude. But when it gets closer than the brief hug, say a kiss, hand-holding, blaaah. The relationship stuff. I consider that cheating. Even if it isn't sex, it still is something that should be kept to your own relationship. There is such thing as emotional cheating too. If in your heart, you love someone else, that's cheating. :/
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
Nope. Watching porn together is good foreplay btw. ;)
64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
Nope. I like it 'cause it's just another date night.
65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
CUDDLE ME.
Waof.
Posted 12 years agoI should write more in this thing. :D
69 Things About Me Meme
Posted 12 years ago1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Seeing as I don't smoke, yes I could. :)
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken?
I'm a married mutt and quite happy about that fact.
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
... D: I would say nonono, I'm handsome.
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
Ugh, yes.
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
Technically, yes? xD
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
Uhhhhmmmmm. Payday? xD
7: Do you want to be single?
Nope, Nope, Nope. NOPE. )< Nope.
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
Sorta went out.. then came home, played Walking Dead game, fell asleep soon after.
9: How late did you stay up last night?
I honestly don't think I even made it to midnight. xD
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
Just now when I looked over at her sleeping. x3
11: Last three things you had to drink?
Does a milkshake count? I'm gonna make it count. Milkshake.. juice.. and probably water.
12: Have you ever pretended to like someone?
Yes. Mostly to keep things civil in a group situation.
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
Yes.
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Considering I treat my boxers like shorts xD Yes.
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Depends on the person.
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
Nope. :D Five months ago, I'd been married for almost two months.
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
Playing computer games. :)
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
[]Yup![/b]
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Pretty much. I barely drink it as is so it wouldn't make a difference in my life.
20: What would you name your future daughter?
Errr. I don't know. I'm bad at girl names so I'm leaving that to the wife.
21: Do you miss anyone?
Some family members and friends.
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
No and never will.
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
It did :D
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
A lot of times, I am.
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Yes, which made me madder.
26: Who did you last see in person?
Wife.
27: Are you listening to music right now?
Nope. Just the droning of the fan and.. a distant cat meow.
28: What is something you currently want right now?
Something to do. :|
29: What is the last thing you said out loud?
"NO. NO. DON'T FREEZE."
30: How is your heart lately?
It's doing great. :)
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
Always, even though they're usually a little too big. I like hiding in hoodies.
32: Are you wearing socks?
Yup! I managed to keep them on for once.
33: What do people call you?
Pff... usually Zac, Pup (from some people), and the occasional. "HEY YOU."
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
I'd hope so. :P
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
Ugggghhhhhhhhh.
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
Muh wife. In fact, we still are. 'cept if she keeps rolling over cause.. then I will be forced to scoot. D:
37: Did you do something bad today?
Toooo muuccchhh milllkshaaakkee. Bluh.
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
This morning.
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
It depends on the situation. Some things stress me out easier than others. Money is a big one.
40: Will you sing today?
If I listen to music, yes. xD
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
Plenty of times.
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
Lots of times, no one. I'm the kind who prefers to bottle it all up even though it ends up making everything worse. I'm working on it but.. some things I just don't want to talk about.
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
Nope! I've been to the ER before, but I was driven by a car.
44: What are you listening to right now?
The Fan pt. 2. This time, minus cat.
45: What is wrong with you right now?
My foot's asleep. WAKE YOU FOOL WAKE!
46: What is on your wrists right now?
Nothing. I don't like anything on my wrists cause they irritate me. ):
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
School Graduation shirt!
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Hot chocolate. I don't actually like my apple cider hot.
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
Sometimes.
50: Are you a good artist?
LOL NO. But I can write.
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
Love is definitely a beautiful thing~
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
Things.. are pretty much the same. No, wait. I have a better job now. Nope, I don't miss things six months ago.
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
I've driven one! Without glasses on! ... I wasn't supposed to though.
54: Do you have trust issues?
I have extreme trust issues.
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
I have! It was with a number of different people, just cause if a friend called to chit-chat, I wouldn't get off the phone til they were ready to go to bed. But I have night owls for friends!
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Uhhhmm... I think just my wallet.
57: Do you use chap stick?
Only when I have to, which is never down here in Florida. HOWEVER, when I went up to New York to visit and get married, I needed it bad. BROKEN LIPS FOREVER.
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
I have. It was satisfying too.
59: Do you have a little sister?
I do! And she's a wonderful sister, even if she can be a booger.
60: Have you ever been to New York?
I was born there! :) I used to go every week since I moved to New Jersey when I was two, but since I moved out of Jersey, I've only been back once ;w; I miss it.
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Absolutely.
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yes!
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
I really think I was asleep.. xD
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
No.
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Yes.
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
Yup!
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
Yuuuppppp.
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
I'd rather sleep with my wife. D< I can't sleep alone. ;-;
69: Will next Friday be a good one?
PAAAYYYYDAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY.hi im a butt
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