Twas the night before Yiffmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was murring, not even a mouse;

The cockrings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that Dragoneer soon would be there;

The furries were nestled all snug in their beds;

While visions of dog knots danced in their heads;

The pups in their collars, sticky like sap,

All tuckered out from their messy group fap,

When out on FA there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my kennel to see what was the matter.

Away to the PC I flew like a flash,

Logged into my account, and pulled up the dash.

Christmas themed submissions by Harlem and Ace,

Candy canes and snow dogs, everywhere, every place.

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But the eight sets of antlers on eight massive rein-deer,

With lick of my lips, I clicked it real quick,

I knew in a moment I'd see reindeer dick.

More massive than Chances, I moaned them by name,

And I grunted, and shouted, and pawwed til I came:

"Oh, Dasher! oh, Dancer! oh Prancer and Vixen!

Oh, Comet! oh, Cupid! oh, Donner and Blitzen! "

All over the desk! all over the walls!

I made such a mess and emptied my balls!

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of many a hoof.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the chimney Rudolph came with a bound.

He was covered in fur, from his head to his hoof,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a dream with his big reindeer sack.

His eyes—how they twinkled! his belly so hairy!

I bent over and begged him to pop my ass-cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the fur on his chin was speckled with snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled up my stocking; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—

“Happy Yiffmas to all, and to all a good night!”

^ found this on 8chan, decided to share XDDD

===NEWS===

I know it has been long since my last update, (looks at latest post) a year ssssssssss yeaaaaa.

It is due through real life issues going on that are getting cleared up as well as career; which things are getting better and batter.

1st. I got a WACOM TABLET 13 HD for only 559 which on original price is 1,299 so 75% off. Woohoo saved a lot.
That is correct, i found this bad boy on ebay for such good price and it works like a charm.
The only problem was that i needed a HDMI cable - first one was faulty but fixed that - so not such a big deal. if i were to do split screen, it cannot be done since i have a Mac computer and it has a hard time understanding separate screens

2nd. "New character(s)" - correctamundo you are reading that right, by now my watchers (love you guys) are already seeing what i have purchased but theres more to be done. I have a future character being made by almost their to the end "she" is going to break FA i hope; their are others in the works as well- hint hint BATS, more than one Knight.

3nd. Oc's universe; that being the full lore background of "where", "why", and "how" Adam's (Abubakar < not in relations to human based lol) backstory came to be. Plus you get to finally meet *drum roll*, his mother and father. Yup, mommy and daddy are going to make a surprise opening on my page; after being drafted by another artiest since i required help in creating them - they are nude mind you so clothes for them lol.
Note: it is a little clunky since well is writing material, but that is to be expected

4th. Secret project - Want to see the works? Or post smaller things to tease, who knows?

5th. Cheese christ?!?!? 1094 watchers. T3T such an honors to have you guys around - it has been a dream to break the 1000 mark, much also the 100 - and beyond mile stones. Lets make it to the top ladies and gents - i keep loving you all. <''''3

6th. I have a twitter - fallow my funny shenanigans and smut trails.
twitter - fallow my birdie bird *Caw Caw!!!!!* No minors please, just to be safe and all that. ^^

7th. Teaching myself digital painting from a wonderful site - really helpful with masking understanding and etc.

8th. Gotta think of male characters to put on my page - gotta think of good names ya know? :3

If you have any questions, please ask since i know it has been a long while; which i apologize; and i keep missing the holiday specials to post art. ^^; Damn.

Marry Christmas and a happy new year everyone, GET FIREWORKS!!! >8D

My b day is coming up on the 5th and i've been getting some b day art.

Hope to get more.

Love you all so much. ^^

Also, you can ask how i'm doing if you wish or have questions. ^^

Going to watch zootopia when it come out. ^^

No time to explain GO GO GO OGOGOG.


http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18501314/

NO. BS either it is legit.

 Fantillus is holding the event.

Part of a balanced breakfast that you can dance on to get one and dance monday's away.

 wolfymewmew makes such icons as you can see and they are really cute, get one from her you will enjoy.

I know i'm going to since a new icon is coming my way.

 thegravekeeper

I recommend to watch and commission do to his wonderful literacy of story structure and excellence, in the story of “take a chance on me”, it describes such structure of pride in being character description by making the reader understand physical depictions of said story characters. As future there shall be a new portion of writing material that Grave and myself are working together on that is telling about two lovers one how is in flustered question about a student and the other not easily intimidated or swayed by female innuendo that I hope others shall enjoy.

What describes him is that he’s a writer who works with the requested commissioner on what he wish to make happen into the story and also loves the ideas of said buyer, every writer needs ideas and also Grave doesn’t mind help. His creative juices must flourish and evolve to new heights thus our help is needed for him to get recognized, I know my friends will take my word for it because of my positive outlook on everyone. My thumbs up give you motivation along with my words of encouragement that causes you to boom with such euphoria of creativity that I love to see in all of you. I may not have posted artwork (I will! ! !) but I know my other artwork is being completed ; friendship with the FA community.

At first I was a spammer to some being that I’ve commented too much on cookie or hugs but if I were to say a decent comment about artiest works is that “your work is art no matter how it is looked or judge because you created with your hands, harsh judgment dose leads to strength and power to your works but if there is a comment who’s firmness leads into hurt avoid such comments. Artiest should be respected but if that artiest is an ass (excuse the slag) he’s not a true artiest for keeping a friend or viewer as a equal and have a bond of trust is beyond the digital media”

In time all of us shall become professional even thegravekeeper, not sounding ignorant to the people who understand this but professionals were once like you and me, not known and are still learning. I believe and know Grave shall do well and become a great writer do to his humor in life and humbleness about his works on what both him and you can write together. Helping others is what I’ve been known to do weather its motivation, ideas or music to get the artiest going on a subject please trust Grave and read his stories but appreciate his work like I did.

Thank you.


P.S tell him “you have a great friend how not only believes in you but all of the FA community in doing great things.” From me. Also sorry for the grammer hehe.

It's the black image that keeps showing up within the submission, dose anyone have the experience to show the actual image rather than complete blackness ?

Really appreciate it

How do i get there attention ?

Any one got there opinion

oOk i just did a drawing that took me at least 4 to 5 hours is that fast ? I am going to take a pic of it in my cam ^^ it is with my and my fursona mother ^^

Ok umm do any of my wonderful kind and loving artists have any tips for me on photoshop

plz give me the whole detail <33

i use a mac os x leopard ^^

dose any body got tutorial on photoshop

I am a fucken NOOB <(((( HELP

I fouud out the problem of why i am having trouble submitting art in FA it is my photoshop it is missing specific files to its programing .

lol who would have though for me i though my image was to big so a made a smaller image i scribbled on it and try to submit it it says it has a problem in fa that imaging failed so i gus my photoshop needs the original files to make it cooperate lol ^^ so i guz my friends and watchers i will have to get my photoshop fix ^^ do not worry if some of you are thinking thata i'm not submitting art i am ^^


do not fear this immortal wolf will not go down with out a fight ^^
i never give up ^^ i am tough as nails

this is what i need to know ^^


How do you sketch? How do you clean up?
How do you color?
How do you work your layers?
How do you work in your shading/lighting?
Any sexy tips and tricks to make things shine?


plz i want to learn

and also line art and the locks for the layers what is the peorpos of the locks