2015 Biggest Little Brother Bear approved and themed BLFC meme

Borrowed from fellow citizen Kuhori  Kuhori

Hotel
The very non-emotion inducing gray concrete tower (GSR)

Arrival/Departure:
Like a good Citizen I will be arriving Thursday and leaving Monday to enjoy the activities that are provided to us by our leader.

Means of transportation:
Taking a very utilitarian mode of transport. Driving a plain utilitarian 4 dr sedan to the BLFC Corp Headquarters. All good furs will be heading to Reno (at all costs) to praise and honor Big Brother Brometheus Bear. (Will be the first ever long road trip con ever :3 12hrs one way X.x )

Sharing a room with:
Fellow citizen/mate in training Naq Ryba

Who do you hang out with?
Any and all well trained citizens as it is illegal to hang out with resistance.
(Come up and chill with me)

Gender:
There is no such thing as gender at BLFC corp.

1. Do not resist, conform!

Preference:
Citizens that obey, wear the most grey, and fight those that resist.

Relationship Status:
Taken by a good follower Fox Naq Ryba

How old are you?
Age is not important to us citizens, rank on the comrade scale is what counts.

How tall are you?
Average height. It is good to not stand out in the crowd according to biggest little brother.

Are you an Artist?
No art skills unless you count stamping bar codes or always trying to improve my portraits of Biggest Little Brother Bear.

Do you have a sketchbook?
Everyone should have a sketchbook to make art of our dear leader Brometheus Bear to add to the massive central shrine!

Are you a Fursuiter?
Yes, but inside the suit I am just a number and dedicated follower doing as told and acting as planned out to provide enjoyment to fellow citizens.

Which Fursuits will you bring?
SiberHamster if it makes it past BLFC customs. Do not be surprised if the vivid pink colored fur and nose is replaced with earth tones so as to not rile up the citizens.

Can I ask to wear one of your suits?
Sorry, this is not BLFC corp approved due to the required 24hr tracking and microchipping of citizens. One might defect out of the colony while disguised as another suiter.

2. Kim Jong Un is not our dear leader, Brometheus bear is.

Would you wear one of my fursuits?
If it is officially approved by big brother bear, I can put it on in the interrogation room behind two way mirrored windows monitored by official citizen watchers and guards.

Attending parties?
Parties consisting of water and other non-exciting food and music would be fine. Just let me know who, what, where, and when so that I can fill out and submit the form to inform the eye in the sky where I will be.

Do you drink?
Only non-alcohol drinks for this citizen. It would frowned upon if I was unable to perform my duties as a loyal citizen if I was impaired. One day I will reach the higher ranks that will allow one to intake such liquid.

Can I buy you a drink?
I will accept factory sealed containers after they have been X-rayed and approved for drinking by big brother testers.

Do you smoke?
No and even though it may produce the official grey color of the system exhaust, it is not something I partake in. I must live long and serve master big brother.

Are you attending any panels?
Perhaps if it would help me move up in ranks of the system.

Stage or public performance?
To be determined. Too much attention is a negative I have been taught as a citizen. Watch and see if I do get accepted to act in the public square for my fellow comrades.

How do I identify my self to you?
Come up and tell me your rank and file number and let me scan your barcode / microchip. If we are within the same ranking we can converse, if not it must be approved by "them".

Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
If you are a clean and friendly citizen, hugs are accepted as they will allow our RFID chips to be read showing our compassion for other loyal citizens. No glomping or non-approved in public engagement, this will most likely get you mauled off by big brother bear’s minions to a place far far away never to be seen again.

How can I find you?
Look for a hamster with very large sound detector radar ears and gigantic spying eyes. I hear all and see all and am programmed to report all non-conforming activities to the nearest guard. All good citizens report illicit activities and those citizens who are breaking the rules.

Can I talk to you?
Talking in non-expressive mannerisms and monotone voices are satisfactory ways to engage with one another about how to make the system work better and our praises for the almighty biggest little brother bear.

Can I give you lots of money?
Money is just paper, the real value of our existence according to the citizen guidebook is to faithfully follow big brother bear and report those who resist. After all, “HE” provides us with all we need. Air, water, food, clothing, tasks, activities, and shelter.

3. Barcodes are the new black.

Can I give you stuff?
Only if the provisions are exchanged under the watchful eye of an official arbitrator/customs guard, otherwise it sounds like someone is trying to sneak things under the table, which is not approved and could get us in trouble.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs as mentioned before are the best way to communicate and show our dedication to our leader and his system. The limited allotment of comrade approved snuggles are saved strictly for my well trained follower fox Naq Ryba

Can I come to dinner with you?
We all are welcome to the meals that Brometheus provides us in the soup kitchen lines. If your barcode matches the assigned designated seat, then you may join me at the table.

Can I invite you to dinner?
Yes, but as mentioned above, we all have our assigned meal seating so as to keep things operating as efficient as possible, minimize any disruptions, and keep everyone in check so that we can all enjoy the meal provided by our great leader.

Can I hang out with you?
Depends on your rank and file number. I am not responsible for you being hauled off if you choose to illegally mingle with those not within your rankings.

Can I take your picture?
Photos can only be taken if the "minders" allow. The photos must be in grayscale and not have any other citizens, sensitive images, or negative items in the background that could undermine the system. They must also be shared with big brother and the citizen you took them of, otherwise they are to be assumed to be propaganda for the resistance.

How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
If you are a good citizen, you should already know that emotions are not allowed and not physically possible since we all received a lobotomy upon becoming "one of us".

Personality Type?
It may not show on the outside, but I have been trained to think super happy thoughts, be mega bouncy, and act uber cute. Over the years I have learned to keep any and all facial expressions and body movements to a minimum as needed to perform basic daily tasks.

What's your goal for the con this year?
Be a follower/worker bee and do what I am told. Have as much enjoyment as is allowed in the citizen guidebook.

Let me know if you read my posts by including in your reply the three statements listed by number in my journal above. Otherwise you are not a citizen but part of the resistance and I must report you at once! TRAITOR! TRAITOR!!!!!!! D:<

See you all those of you that obey there!

~C>