The deadliest weapon in the world is a soldier and his pony. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your pony is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead soldiers and then you will be in a world of shit because soldiers are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?


This is my pony. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My pony is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my pony is useless. Without my pony, I am useless. I must fire my pony true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my pony and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.


TF2 Soldier + Pinkie Pie + Full Metal Jacket reference = Legendary Win