Step one: Locate a cherished pet with more than four legs! Take a picture.
Step two: Say something nice about it, include some educational information, and upload the pic to Furaffinity.
Step three: WAIT FIVE MINUTES, then pour a drink!

Drink once for everyone who went to the trouble of loading up the full-size image in order to say "SCARY" or "GROSS" or "I HATE THOSE", instead of just scrollin' on past the thumbnail.

Drink twice for every "Ugh, kill it!"

Drink once for every person who obviously didn't read the description or image tags, but has a very important question. "Holy shit, what is that?" "Where did it come from?" Or my favorite: "IS IT POISONOUS?"*

Drink once for "Wow, you don't have to take this so seriously; I didn't want a science lecture!"

Drink once for every "I used to have one of those, but [it died/it escaped/I traded it for a PS2]."

Drink once for "THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE A [VENOMOUS ANIMAL OF EXAGGERATED REPUTATION]!"
~ Drink again, if a hilarious description of the symptoms of a bite is included!
~ Drink again if they get not only the species, but the order wrong!
~ DOWN THE HATCH, if the commentor claims extensive personal experience with the animal they're talking about, despite their demonstrated total lack of ability to positively identify it!

Step four: Pass out, then perhaps expire of alcohol poisoning!




* Word to the wise: if you think a spider might be poisonous, don't eat it!