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~CaptJackSparrow ( Member )
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Full Name: Not Available...
Artist Type: Art Whore
Registered since: February 24th, 2008 09:18
Current mood: drunk
Artist Profile:
I believe this is the acceptable way to use this...comp..uter, or whatever it may be named. Anywho...
Ahoy, mates... seems you've found my lovely little corner of this ultimately sinful yet oddly satisfying site. Me duties as a pirate dictate that I am to sail nonstop across the globe and experience particularly fascinating adventures, and what better way to do that than by observing and robbing--er, conversing with and entertaining the fuzzy folk of this culture.
I've already attended and pillaged a slew of your aptly named 'conventions', and will continue to do so with earnest enthusiasm, as you've all been quite accepting and privy to leaving your shinies unattended, much to my delight on both accounts. Also rum is plentiful with you lot, and usually it's prone to being free for the taking, so I will be sticking around as long as I can...possibly muster dealing with you all. A jest! Just a jest, furred ones.
So, feel free to rummage through my little page here, have a drink while you're at it-- a small one-- and be sure to stroke my ego every once in awhile with a comment or two, savvy?
~Captain Jack Sparrow
[ Jack Sparrow is © to Walt Disney Entertainment , Johnny Depp, and Jerry Bruckheimer Films. The use of this character is purely for parody and non-monetary purposes and falls under the Fair Use Policy. ]
[ OOC Info: My alternate, FA fursona is 'tauakhera' , if you prefer to get to know the man behind the pirate. Similar to Beetlejuice, I'm a performer who works in the Orlando, Florida area, most recently having worked for Disney.]
[ And no, I don't think I'm actually Jack Sparrow. It's called an act, folks. Actor. Acting. Yeah.]
[ Another thing. I know not everyone has the acting mindset, but this is an IN CHARACTER account. So don't go commenting on makeup tips, or costuming advice or any other tangent unless you do it privately via notes. It's like Disney World people. Don't be a pretentious asshole and ruin the goddamn magic. ]
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