What goes here? Stuff about me? That'll be eas... oh, you mean interesting stuff about me... that could be a little more difficult.
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Ah, hell with it, if you want to know anything about me then ask, if you don't want to know anything you're not likely to start wanting to just because I write it here, are you?

A few things I will say, though;
With me it's not grammar Nazism, it's OCD. Don't take it personally if I happen to corrrect your grammar/spelling, a lot of the time I literally have no choice and sometimes I don't even realize I'm doing it.
Don't read too much into it if I call you 'mate'. I'm an 80s born Brit, I call everyone 'mate'.
Edit: Y'know what, never mind. I'll just take extra care to make sure it isn't an issue.

And finally: A friendly note about thanks for faves, watches, shouts, random hugs and warnings about brain-melting viruses (okay, made that last one up... I hope) :
While I really do appreciate each and every one I get, I often don't manage to get the time to respond to them when I'd like so it's an embarrassing mess when I finally do).
Also, I know a lot of people don't appreciate their shoutbox filling up with something that they feel goes without saying.
So from now on, please assume that I am eternally thankful that my submissions bring you joy and that the thanks are an implicit part of said fave/watch/hug so I don't need to spam you with belated and unnecessary thanks.