Like my work? Want some of it for your very own?

Now's your chance to get an original piece of fiction absolutely FREE!

I hit a slump recently with my writing and want to get back into the swing of things, so I decided to open up the floor and allow my watchers the chance to get a free story from me. This isn't something that I plan on doing ever again, so now's your chance.

The Rules:
Be a watcher!
Comment here with your writing prompt. Specify a genre. Include any relevant references.
Let me know what rating you want [PG - XXX].

Things to keep in mind:
Just because you post it doesn't mean I'm going to write it. If I don't choose to write about your prompt please don't be offended, it's probably nothing personal.
These aren't commissions, just requests, and will be worked on between my other projects or as warm-ups for the day. I have no idea what the turn-around time will be, please don't ask.
You can be as specific as you want, but I might take only part of your request into consideration or be otherwise inspired to spin off from it.
This can be an original piece or fan fiction (provided I'm familiar with the setting). You can even ask to be put into the Relative Sanity universe or paired with my characters for this.
I'm only taking one-shot requests, if you want anything longer consider commissioning me.
Feel free to submit more than one idea!