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~foozzzball ( Member )
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Full Name: Malcolm 'foozzzball' Cross
Artist Type: Writer
Registered since: December 19th, 2005 04:13
Current mood: lazy
Artist Profile:
foozzzball is in reality neither a fooz, nor a ball. He is a writer.
foozzzball wrote things which have been published in Heat #6, New Fables #3, New Fables #4, Heat #8 and The Fortune Tellers Poem which you should buy, because it means foozzzball's things are more likely to be published in the future!
foozzzball is, along with kyell and rikoshi, your friendly cupcake provider - these are neat novellas you can buy! foozzzball's Cupcake Novella is Dangerous Jade.
foozzzball writes stories about San Iadras, a far future society where genetically engineered furries are a reality, and the series often includes erotica.
foozzzball writes stories about Ancient Askazi, an ancients/swords and sandals themed furry fantasy which is usually appropriate for all ages.
foozzzball writes the webcomic Askazi Myths - it updates on thursdays!
foozzzball writes about writing, Srsly, he does, which some people find useful.
If you would like to support foozzzball, the absolutely best thing you can do is recommend his work to your friends.
You can also catch up with foozzzball's blog, Sin is Beautiful.
foozzzball's showcase of things he wrote that you should read:
New and Amazing!!! - Dangerous Jade - (erotica) - Never trust a smiling girl when she tells you what her name is. Especially not when she’s a furry, one of the exotic mass produced clones of the city of San Iadras. Is her name Jamie? Really? There are a hundred and sixty-eight girls with that exact face, and that exact voice purring out the same little lies. - (more here) - New and Amazing!!!
City Mouse - (erotica) - Troy Salcedo, a genetically engineered mouse, spent his childhood as a research specimen. But even though he's been hurt, he finds it's possible to find a little solace in the arms of a kindred spirit - Jennifer Dixon, a thylacine - even though he's only just met her. The first novella in which Troy and Jennifer appear! - (30 000 words)
War Dog (Sofawolf Press) - Eschowitz Estian - a genetically engineered dog, built to be a soldier, is unleashed on the world... but he's only seven years old. Martial training is abruptly replaced with family life when he's freed and emancipated, but being expected to act like a normal child isn't something any of his training has prepared him for. Growing up and finding his place in a world where he can become anyone but the soldier he was born to be will be a war, just not the one he was designed for.
You Can Never Go Home - It was a long way home. Evran had thought that, thousands and thousands of miles away, back in Tajikistan, before things had hit the wall. Home was nearer for Evran now, though. San Iadras was a big city, but not as big as a country. It was a long walk to the Vista Quays, but that wasn't nearly as far as the march over the Gissar mountains into Uzbekistan, freezing every step, afraid of patrols and locals and rain.
Kellmore Classic For Men - (erotica) - Troy and Jennifer, a mouse and thylacine, have a unique relationship. The problem is that the relationship is not uniquely between Troy and Jennifer, but living thousands of miles apart means it's hard to do anything about that. Maybe that can be ignored, maybe Kellmore classic cologne for men can help Troy be a little sexier for her. Maybe he doesn't need it. |
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Comments Received: 792
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Journals: 93
Favorites: 137
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Very little to report this week. There is some potentially very fun stuff on the horizon, although that can't be spoken of just yet, but it does involve thylacines. Also it's been snowing this week in London - very rare event, all things taken into inclusion, and so I've been staring at the snow a lot.
I've been having trouble writing my novel, the Brocade Pirate's Goatbeard, for a couple of weeks now. (Really, since the middle of January.)
Sometimes when writing shorter works, while you have a goal and destination in mind, the path is blurred, and you kind of take it one small step at a time, but each step is onto new and unknown ground -- the writing is an exploration.
I tend not to work at lengths over about twenty thousand words very often, and a novel is considerably larger and more intimidating. What I seem to be doing is spending half an hour between each sentence weighing what I'm doing and struggling to work out where to put my foot so it is exactly on the path where I think I need it to be, so I don't find out in fifty thousand words I screwed up and need to go back and fix things.
In short, I'm not used to length.
(And I know several people who will laugh their heads off reading that.)
But yeah. It's another interesting challenge to try and deal with, writing-wise, along with all the other vagaries of life.
Crossposted from my blog at Sin is Beautiful.
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Personal quote: Life shrinks or expands according to one's courage. - Anaïs Nin |
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DingoBones
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thanks for the watch!
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AmonOmega
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I'M WATCHING YOU.
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mongreldog
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Your new avatar rules
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Donryu
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*teabags*
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Zinn
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Some mishaps occured, and it turned out I wasn't watching you. :P fixed now, and I've put you're name as the person that refered me to the Forum. <3
I'll be following you advice for getting comic strips. ^_^
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brianblackberry
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Thanks for the watch! :)
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zomgbot
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Thanks for being awesome. Please continue and make oodles of money from it, kthx.
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Zinn
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Hey F-Ball, I found some of your comments on OokamKasumi's 'tutorials' and you seemed to have a better idea.
So naturally I'm stalking you. ^_^ I mean, Watching you.
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Jakebe
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Reading through your journals on writing feels like being flayed, actually. But it's cathartic, really. Writing is supposed to hurt. ;)
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jodimest
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I followed a link to the Furry Writers Guild, which had a link to your FA page, which led me to War Dog, and I love what you've got posted so far. Keep it up!
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AtariOtter
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I could've sworn I had you on my watch list. Oh well, rectified now!
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elion
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Heya. I heard you wrote an essay on furry fiction for New Fables, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who intellectualizes all this junk.
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