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~Haystack ( Member )
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Full Name: J. R. Caldoon
Artist Type: Anthro Artist
Registered since: March 26th, 2007 06:48
Current mood: mischievous
Artist Profile:
welcome to my l'il bit of FA, <<viator>>.
hi, I'm a Haystack,
usually a purplesque, zaftig tanuki lady
with orangeoid markings
(officially, periwinkle 'n' peach!)
my human is not a lady, nor is he purple
(unless he's really perturbed about something!)
if you know your tanukis,
you know that any part of my description
can change at the drop of a hat,
particularly if I've turned into the hat that's being dropped.
I love cuteness, softness, roundness, kindness, sweetness, naughtiness,
and even Eliot Ness
('cause he was untouchable, baby),
but I do not like meanness or grossness at all.
these here are the rules of my wee demesnes:
please be considerate and respectful in commenting here,
or I will throw you out on your ear.
please do not ask for free art;
when I do such things, it is from the heart.
please do not ask for RP
unless you already know me.
 fatbunnyagenda is <3 plus-sized.
---> Iron Artist commission pricing and details are here (not accepting other commission types right now!): [ http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2557010/ ] <---
The Queue!
current commissions:
Iron Artist Status --> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2562538/
other things:
thank-you conbadge for Jairus Greywolf
gift-art for twistedspectrum
ancient kiriban for tomgreen
something for kidcrash
something for ship-wreck
I no longer shout thank-yous for faves and watches.
your attention here is very much noted and appreciated,
but I do not wish to litter your shout box with my advertisement. |
| Statistics |
Pageviews: 11149
Submissions: 250
Comments Received: 4058
Comments Given: 5993
Journals: 74
Favorites: 1499
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| Featured submission |
A Faceful of Donut |
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and Talladega Nights...
yup, it's just about that time of year again.
it's been a long, cold winter without racing to enjoy.
NASCAR teams will be contending with a major change
to the fundamental workings of their machines:
the series has (at long last) gone modern and scrapped carburetors
for electronic fuel injection in their engines.
EFI should help reduce engine failures, as well as noxious emissions of vapors
(from the cars, at least :P ).
In America, you hang linen.
In Soviet Russia, Lenin hang YOU!!
---> NOT open for Iron Artist commissions;
but when I open them again, pricing and details are here: [ http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2557010/ ] <--- |
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| Artist Information |
Species: Tanuki (Raccoon Dog). Nyctereutes procyonoides, if you want to get technical about it. Protip: Tanukis Do Not Have Ringed Tails.
Age: 40
Shell of choice: Velveeta
Operating system: Hasta la Vista, baby.
Personal quote: When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. -- Richard Ames (from Robert Heinlein's novel The Cat Who Walks through Walls)
Music type/genre: A little of everything. A lot of rock, electronic music, and classical pieces.
Favorite movie: Talladega Nights, most Mel Brooks movies, most Studio Ghibli movies, The Iron Giant, UP
Favorite game: Shoot-'em-ups (oldskool, not FPS), Star Control II, many many others.
Favorite game platform: Playstation, Sega Genesis
Music player of choice: WinAmp
Favorite artist: M.C. Escher, Marcel Duchamp, Rene Magritte, Robert Rauschenberg, Salvador Dali, Jackson Pollock, G-P Seurat, Kojo Griffin, Luke Chueh
Favorite animal: Canids, felines, mustelids, rabbits/hares... and most anything that's round and soft.
Favorite website: http://www.newgrounds.com
Favorite food: I like lots of things, but Japanese (especially sushi!), Mexican, and Italian are my favorites. I loathe anything with mucus-like or rubbery textures
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Inktail
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Thanks for the watch
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BrunoMeles
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Thanks for the fave!  |
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CatsWhisker
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Big ups for the watch!
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toroko
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thanks for the watch
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rancourt
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Hello, hon! Thanks for the watch.
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GeneCatlow
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Thanks for the watch!
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JazMinBunni
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Heeeeyyyy! Just stopping in to say I love your new icon! How ya been? :D
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CapnSqueaks
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Thank ye fer all the favs!
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VaughnTalzer
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Thanks for the watch back <3
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Mana_the_Vixen
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Thanks for the watch ^___^
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50percentgrey
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Thanks for watching.  |
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K_98
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HI ^^
thanks fur the watch ^^
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