Here be things I say:

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After working the busiest four consecutive days I have ever had at the day care, my lower back is very pleased with me. So much, that it decided that I should stay home from a six hour kitchen lab today.

I love the beginning of debilitating hereditary back problems! Especially since it's all around my sacroiliac joint, so I have the joy of leg pain and cramping, too.

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I've stopped talking now.