Peter's Laws
The Creed of the Sociopathic Obsessive Compulsive

*If anything can go wrong, Fix It! (To hell with Murphy!)
*When given a choice-Take Both!
*Multiple projects lead to multiple successes.
*Start at the top then work your way up.
*Do it by the book ... but be the author!
*When forced to compromise, ask for more.
*If you can't beat them, join them, - then beat them.
*If it's worth doing, it's got to be done right now.
*If you can't win, change the rules.
*If you can't change the rules, then ignore them.
*Perfection is not optional.
*When faced without a challenge, make one.
*"No" simply means begin again at one level higher.
*Don't walk when you can run.
*Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary.
*When in doubt: THINK!
*Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.
*The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
*The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.