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Crafter | Registered: February 1, 2008 10:03:20 AM
I can be found on most places on the web as either "Satch" or "Kattlarv".
Note: I have as of recently realized that beating people across the face with something is considered far too subtle... somehow.
So with that: I just wana point out that anyone thick enough to take my sarcasm, snide remarks and sass as LITERAL: Dude, stop your tantrums.
I parody the arrogance of the popufurs I expose as hacks/fraud. Along with the weak attempts at insults thrown my way.
I take the stupid shit people say, and parody the hell out of it. You wana keep whining over that I know that vaginas aren't located on the abdomen? Have at it. That's how the "vagina expert" came too. If you struggle to remember if it's above or below the navel, I can't help you with that. But: I CAN make fun of your ignorance.
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While most of them are true. (Like, that roughly 9/10 "elite" artist have admitted that they are inferior to me in terms of female genitalia.) The reason I point that out as said is to make fun out of how truly ridiculous that entire statement is.
Like, lets get real here: When a "15+ year veteran" tries to insult me, by pointing out that they can't draw proper female genitalia, as they are too lazy to learn how... how is that in any way an insult towards me? It'd be like Gordon Ramsay tried to burn me by going "What's that? YOU know how to boil an egg? Lawl! I have no fucking clue how that works, neeerd! Next you're gonna tell me you know how to knead dough!". Correct me if I'm wrong here but: I barely know how to draw stick figures... yet I wipe the floor effortlessly with the "best of the best", because they are too lazy/inept to improve... and this is somehow supposed to make me feel embarrassed? Especially how most of them brag about how "My fans are too stupid to have a standard."
Ello, I'm known as Satch online in most places, and I'm a semi-mentally stable entity from Sweden xP
My fursona is a Pink fairy armadillo with (optional) dragonhawk wings.
(Dragonhawks are from Wow, the armadillo is real)
I'm quite social, but I'm can be really difficult to understand, partially due to some diagnostics, but mostly due to just not being the most oratorically skilled person hehe. I very often type at least 50 % more than I need to. And I don't respond well to willing incompetence or arrogance/ignorance.
And due to popular demand: If you dislike or disagree strongly to anything I say or think, please just say do, and if it's not to much to ask for: don't forget to say why and give me a logical explanation if needed. Throwing a hissy fit and running away bawling from a discussion or argument with me is far from impressive.
If you feel like drawing gift art or sumit for some reason, anything "general" to artistic nudity is allowed, things beyond that point you'd most likely need permission. (Note: Anything offensive or made to insult will not count as "general")
I tend to over-analyze stuff, but I don't see this as a flaw really. As, despite what most say, I do believe that things like porn can be done in high quality. Nothing has to inherently be made shitty/lame/generic just because it's the common expectation of it.
I very much like to discuss and go over things. And am very fond of logic. The things I literally can't stand are major hypocrisy and double moral. If theres something I value it is the concept of "eye for an eye" and "don't play with fire unless you're willing to get burned" ;P So yeah, I'm a big fan of things being equal/balanced. It doesn't have to be this perfect 50-50, but as long as it's not just utterly one sided.
Note: I have as of recently realized that beating people across the face with something is considered far too subtle... somehow.
So with that: I just wana point out that anyone thick enough to take my sarcasm, snide remarks and sass as LITERAL: Dude, stop your tantrums.
I parody the arrogance of the popufurs I expose as hacks/fraud. Along with the weak attempts at insults thrown my way.
I take the stupid shit people say, and parody the hell out of it. You wana keep whining over that I know that vaginas aren't located on the abdomen? Have at it. That's how the "vagina expert" came too. If you struggle to remember if it's above or below the navel, I can't help you with that. But: I CAN make fun of your ignorance.
->
While most of them are true. (Like, that roughly 9/10 "elite" artist have admitted that they are inferior to me in terms of female genitalia.) The reason I point that out as said is to make fun out of how truly ridiculous that entire statement is.
Like, lets get real here: When a "15+ year veteran" tries to insult me, by pointing out that they can't draw proper female genitalia, as they are too lazy to learn how... how is that in any way an insult towards me? It'd be like Gordon Ramsay tried to burn me by going "What's that? YOU know how to boil an egg? Lawl! I have no fucking clue how that works, neeerd! Next you're gonna tell me you know how to knead dough!". Correct me if I'm wrong here but: I barely know how to draw stick figures... yet I wipe the floor effortlessly with the "best of the best", because they are too lazy/inept to improve... and this is somehow supposed to make me feel embarrassed? Especially how most of them brag about how "My fans are too stupid to have a standard."
Ello, I'm known as Satch online in most places, and I'm a semi-mentally stable entity from Sweden xP
My fursona is a Pink fairy armadillo with (optional) dragonhawk wings.
(Dragonhawks are from Wow, the armadillo is real)
I'm quite social, but I'm can be really difficult to understand, partially due to some diagnostics, but mostly due to just not being the most oratorically skilled person hehe. I very often type at least 50 % more than I need to. And I don't respond well to willing incompetence or arrogance/ignorance.
And due to popular demand: If you dislike or disagree strongly to anything I say or think, please just say do, and if it's not to much to ask for: don't forget to say why and give me a logical explanation if needed. Throwing a hissy fit and running away bawling from a discussion or argument with me is far from impressive.
If you feel like drawing gift art or sumit for some reason, anything "general" to artistic nudity is allowed, things beyond that point you'd most likely need permission. (Note: Anything offensive or made to insult will not count as "general")
I tend to over-analyze stuff, but I don't see this as a flaw really. As, despite what most say, I do believe that things like porn can be done in high quality. Nothing has to inherently be made shitty/lame/generic just because it's the common expectation of it.
I very much like to discuss and go over things. And am very fond of logic. The things I literally can't stand are major hypocrisy and double moral. If theres something I value it is the concept of "eye for an eye" and "don't play with fire unless you're willing to get burned" ;P So yeah, I'm a big fan of things being equal/balanced. It doesn't have to be this perfect 50-50, but as long as it's not just utterly one sided.
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In Character Art Pack
7 months ago
Well, in case there's still anyone around on this pro-crime site: I got around to making an art pack.
Been a long time coming, but it's IC focused, as the name implies. Have a look if it sounds interesting.
https://lizard-lass-empornium.itch.io/ic-porn-pack
Been a long time coming, but it's IC focused, as the name implies. Have a look if it sounds interesting.
https://lizard-lass-empornium.itch.io/ic-porn-pack
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