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  Avatar [ saunteredmoans ]  
  -SaunteredMoans ( Banned )
 
Full Name: Not Available...
Artist Type: Digital Artist
Registered since: August 14th, 2007 07:29
Current mood: artistic
Artist Profile:
Hi everyone!! I'm a professional artist, meaning that I studied for years and years at College (everyone knows that's what an artist is). Here I'll be uploading my wonderful pieces of art, art that I strived to complete for years from the education Daddy bought me, and will be criticizing others so mine looks much better in comparison LOL!

Also please to be noting that before you start any 'drama' you should just go to Livejournal and not post on my page or insult any of my arts because if you hate me it's only because you wish you were an artist like me and not a fatty-fatty McFatterson like you know you are LOL! :)
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CERTIFIED ARTIST HERE!!! by moredena faved: 7 years ago
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Dear lowly forms of life generally understood as non-certified artists,
it is my (and yours too LOL!) great pleasure that I am to be informing you all that I have been certified by the grandest teachers of all (along with my other, upstanding degrees), the one, the only, sunderedmoonsartteacher  sunderedmoonsartteacher !
Please, do not feel belittled because you have not been bestowed by such a grandiose figure in history. You may (and should too LOL!!) feel jelous to not have been honoured in such a dignitary means by the same teacher of the only who brings us all together as a community; us all, being real artists with real college degrees, and the pseudo-lamer-artists who have no college degrees and are thusly not real artists!
Here is proof (because we all know pics or it didn't happen): Proof!

And with that, I bid you all adieu (I'M SO FRENCH!!!) and gb2/lj, etc c:




Commission info here!!!!
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7 years ago    

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  anbessa Anbessa
  Posted: 7 years ago
 
You're not the only one who is certified!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/804497/

XD

  tg TG
  Posted: 7 years ago
 
Has 1035 pageviews

  oddishness Oddishness
  Posted: 7 years ago
 
I admire your art so much!!

Can you please teach me how to draw boobs on tigers?

  derp1819 Derp1819
  Posted: 7 years ago
 
ITS.. BEAUTIFUL!

  zerotherelentless ZerotheRelentless
  Posted: 7 years ago
 
I R NOT MAKZ TEH ARTZ BUT TAHT MAIK MEH ARTIST TEW CUZ I R HAS TEH CERTIFICATE, LULZ.

  marksiege marksiege
  Posted: 7 years ago
 
n00b lolwut
hey guise im actually not certified but im rly rly good

check it
marksiege.deviantart.com

ZOMG NO TRAININgZ!!!1!!1!
whois better

  judgement Judgement
  Posted: 7 years ago
 
Wow, you're, like, the best artist on the whole internets ever.

  blondierule blondierule
  Posted: 7 years ago
 
I am very intrested in your aprentice progamme!

  ninjapuppy NinjaPuppy
  Posted: 7 years ago
 
I have to say this is the most thought out joke profile I've seen. you've really outdone yourself sir and make me laugh. I'ma stalk you now.

  nightbull nightbull
  Posted: 7 years ago
 
Joo not artxor! Spooch on plastic board and poop on paper is magic artx, if joo has degreez and certificates, my certificate is for birth.

:)

You're made of win, by the way ;)

  kaosfell kaosfell
  Posted: 7 years ago
 
You, sir, win.

  bondofox BondoFox
  Posted: 7 years ago
 
I'm certifiABLE, does that count?