Ready for some of the worst worst insults to the English language? This is my personal list of the top 10 worst video game titles (titles as in names, not the games themselves). Please note that I have not played all of these games. I simply know about them.

10. Pokemon
I know it's a popular franchise (and that its creator was autistic), but if you ask a Jamaican if he wants to play poker, expect him to say "So you want to play some poker, mon?"

9. Devine Divinity
This, my friends, is why the thesaurus was invented.

8. If It Moves, Shoot It
And if it doesn't, it's in the background.

7. The Flowers of Robert Maplethorpe
Wait, what?

6. Daikatana
You know, the sound a samurai warrior makes when he gets castrated.

5. Puckman
A name that was so bad, they had to change it to Pac-Man when marketing overseas.

4. Super Duper Ultra Street Fighter Redundancy
Also known in Japan as Street Fighter Something Something Something Something. Seriously, why so many re-releases? Will they ever run out of adjectives?

3. Stickyballs
This is what happens when the Swedish Mafia makes a handheld game console.

2. It's Mr. Pants
You know that creepy guy who offers you candy and lets you ride in his car? He made a video game apparently.

1. Wild Woody
Add the word "Yogurt" and you have a porn film!