"F.O.W.L. doesn't stop for hurt feelings."
-J. Gander Hooter

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'Cos I'm bored and lonely and in love. Stolen from   lobosabio.

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1.Who are you?
I'm 'Kinah. Fanfic writer extraordinaire.
-And I'm Belle. She wishes she were as cool as me.

2. What do you do for a living?
Teach English composition to college freshmen.
-Command F.O.W.L.

3. What’s your weight, height and nationality?
I'm not telling you!, 5'4", American
-105 lbs, 5'0", American

4. Are you dating anyone special?
I wish ;_;
-No.

5. If you had to pick one song to describe you what would it be?
"Daylight Fading" - Counting Crows
-"Wicked Game" - Chris Isaak

6. What’s the craziest thing you've ever done in your life?
Went into a random bar in France, asked directions to the bus, and let the bartender's wife drive me to it.
-Went into the same career as my brother.

7. What’s the worst thing you've ever done in your life?
Cheated on a boyfriend.
-Fallen in love.

8. Do you regret anything?
Cheating on the boyfriend. Dating most of my other boyfriends.
-Not really. Regret is wasted on the living. Or something.

9. Who is your best friend?
I don't really have one now that I've finished school. My mom I guess.
-I don't have friends.

10. What’s your favorite food?
Potatoes.
-Risotto.

11. Favorite Drink?
Orange vitamin water.
-Gourmet coffee.

12. Favorite type of music?
I tend to like certain songs more than whole genres or everything an artist does. (Although I do love almost every song by the Counting Crows.)
-I don't listen to a lot of music. But classical is good for violence. You know, a Clockwork Orange type of thing.

13. Are you more of a diva or do you roll out of bed and say fuck it?
Roll out of bed. I spent the whole day with the guy I'm "in love" with, and I didn't even bother to put on makeup first.
-Looks are immaterial. All anyone ever sees of me is my silhouette anyway.

14. What kind of car do you drive?
2006 white Volvo S40 sedan.
-2007 grey Toyota Prius.

15. What’s something you always wanted to do?
Get published.
-Take over the world.

16. Name three things you want to do before you die.
See Pluto through a telescope. See cacti growing in the wild. See the Pacific Ocean.
-Take over the world. Get the best of my brother. Eliminate Darkwing Duck.

17. Do you have any enemies?
Not that I know of. Although I'm sure most of my exes hate me.
-Darkwing Duck. Gizmoduck. S.H.U.S.H. The D.I.A. My brother. Steelbeak.

18. Do you have a criminal record and what for if you do?
No, I don't.
-Ha!

19. What’s something that no one knows about you, not even your closest friends?
I used to would say "I like slash," but in grad school that's actually a valid research interest if you call it "queer theory"; therefore quite a few people know about it. And one of my closest friends (and my parents) knows who I have a crush on. So... I honestly can't think of anything.
-I want to sleep with one of my subordinates.

20. Do you have any pets?
FIVE dogs now (a basset hound, a bloodhound, a black lab, an Austrailian Shepherd, and some kind of hound mix) and two miniature horses.
-No.

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