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Alexandra Dain.
In 23XX after a few years of being a highly successful super villain the Great Dane, Alex decided to retire... it also helped that the Justice Ninjas had surrounded her secret base...
Using a stollen time machine she threw herself back a few hundred years... only to remember the only money in her armored pockets were credit chips. So naturally she went back into business robbing banks, however in the past she once more faced super villains and was locked up by Buxom Gal.
But it's hard to keep a good bad girl locked behind bars!
-B!
In 23XX after a few years of being a highly successful super villain the Great Dane, Alex decided to retire... it also helped that the Justice Ninjas had surrounded her secret base...
Using a stollen time machine she threw herself back a few hundred years... only to remember the only money in her armored pockets were credit chips. So naturally she went back into business robbing banks, however in the past she once more faced super villains and was locked up by Buxom Gal.
But it's hard to keep a good bad girl locked behind bars!
-B!
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*disappears into a closet and moments later SUPERGEEK emerges*
I shall handle this, Citizen! Examining the villian in question, we find the prison number D41KE - an unusual prisoner number worth examining. Taking into account the twisted nature of the local demiurge (one of a widely varied sect among demiurges known as 'Artists'), we can easily conclude that a primitive and barbaric form of communication known as 'leet speak' or in the heathens' own tongue, '1337 5p34k'*.
Translating out of leet speak, we have DAIKE which may seem at first to be utter nonsense, but again one must factor in the perverse nature of the higher power acting here. While many a theological debate has escalated into a war over whether a celestial such as this could in fact also be a base creature such as an otaku, there is no disagreement among most parties that the entity does indeed possess otaku-like characteristics.** Considering that leads us to realize that the entity is far more twisted than some would give credit for. Extracting the seemingly incongruous vowel segment from the middle yields a sucker punch of word play, for those letters 'AI' have two significant meanings that intricately tangle together here.
First, as any otakuologist knows, 'ai' pronounced like 'eye' in the otaku's native language means love. Substituting back into the original word, we get something phonetically equivalent to 'dyke'. As the beings called dykes as known primarilly for their love interests, which is often categorized by otaku as 'shoujo-ai' or girl love (which may include actual girls or 'lolitas' in their language), we see the first bit of word play strike home.
Secondly however, written as A.I. those letters signify artificial intelligence, the concept of creating intelligent life the hard way rather than the fun way. Since most concepts of A.I. assume a computer is involved in there somewhere and computers are the altars at which the '1337 5p34k3r5' pray, we can now see the second half of the word play come around in a brutal right cross.
Finally, we feel the verbal knee to the groin when we realize that the otaku have amonst their sacred treasures a work known as A.I. Love You (beware the pun!) which is a story about a boy who somewhat unintentionally creates his own harem from A.I. programs he's written. This holy relic of the otaku then serves to tie together these two concepts leaving one's brain writhing on the floor from the assault unless of course it was wearing a cup. Put together then and properly interpreted we can see that this 'Artist' has designated this woman as being a dominant lover of female artifical intelligences which are of an ambiguous and possibly illegal age, ideally grouped into a harem so that their infighting can amuse onlookers.
*This, of course, is High Leet. Corruptions of this have spawned numerous other deginerate dialects.
** Militant sects such as the Ivory Way of Purification openly reject any insinuation of a connection between 'filthy, stinking otaku' and divinity which puts them in direct opposition to the Church of the Otaku Redeemed. Ironically the great pork shortage of '27 decimated the ranks of both groups and only in recent years have we seen renewed stirring of civil unrest.***
*** Really now, civil unrest? That's an oxymoron if ever I heard one! If viscious, random kiwi bombings affecting hundreds of innocents are civil unrest, I'd hate to see the bloody bastards get serious!
I shall handle this, Citizen! Examining the villian in question, we find the prison number D41KE - an unusual prisoner number worth examining. Taking into account the twisted nature of the local demiurge (one of a widely varied sect among demiurges known as 'Artists'), we can easily conclude that a primitive and barbaric form of communication known as 'leet speak' or in the heathens' own tongue, '1337 5p34k'*.
Translating out of leet speak, we have DAIKE which may seem at first to be utter nonsense, but again one must factor in the perverse nature of the higher power acting here. While many a theological debate has escalated into a war over whether a celestial such as this could in fact also be a base creature such as an otaku, there is no disagreement among most parties that the entity does indeed possess otaku-like characteristics.** Considering that leads us to realize that the entity is far more twisted than some would give credit for. Extracting the seemingly incongruous vowel segment from the middle yields a sucker punch of word play, for those letters 'AI' have two significant meanings that intricately tangle together here.
First, as any otakuologist knows, 'ai' pronounced like 'eye' in the otaku's native language means love. Substituting back into the original word, we get something phonetically equivalent to 'dyke'. As the beings called dykes as known primarilly for their love interests, which is often categorized by otaku as 'shoujo-ai' or girl love (which may include actual girls or 'lolitas' in their language), we see the first bit of word play strike home.
Secondly however, written as A.I. those letters signify artificial intelligence, the concept of creating intelligent life the hard way rather than the fun way. Since most concepts of A.I. assume a computer is involved in there somewhere and computers are the altars at which the '1337 5p34k3r5' pray, we can now see the second half of the word play come around in a brutal right cross.
Finally, we feel the verbal knee to the groin when we realize that the otaku have amonst their sacred treasures a work known as A.I. Love You (beware the pun!) which is a story about a boy who somewhat unintentionally creates his own harem from A.I. programs he's written. This holy relic of the otaku then serves to tie together these two concepts leaving one's brain writhing on the floor from the assault unless of course it was wearing a cup. Put together then and properly interpreted we can see that this 'Artist' has designated this woman as being a dominant lover of female artifical intelligences which are of an ambiguous and possibly illegal age, ideally grouped into a harem so that their infighting can amuse onlookers.
*This, of course, is High Leet. Corruptions of this have spawned numerous other deginerate dialects.
** Militant sects such as the Ivory Way of Purification openly reject any insinuation of a connection between 'filthy, stinking otaku' and divinity which puts them in direct opposition to the Church of the Otaku Redeemed. Ironically the great pork shortage of '27 decimated the ranks of both groups and only in recent years have we seen renewed stirring of civil unrest.***
*** Really now, civil unrest? That's an oxymoron if ever I heard one! If viscious, random kiwi bombings affecting hundreds of innocents are civil unrest, I'd hate to see the bloody bastards get serious!
Phonetically "DAIKE" might also reasonably rhyme with "bake"; the 'ai' forming a long A as in "air", "bait", or "pain" and the 'e' on the end being hit in the back of the head with a sock full of pennies and dragged off by the department of redundancy department.
...Also, you spent way too much time on that.
...Also, you spent way too much time on that.
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