Minnie Shoof as The Queen of Hearts!
You are cordially invited to Queen Minnie Shoof’s carnation ceremony!
There will be cake and punch to be served after Queen Shoof has had hir fill.
Please remember that all live gifts should be fed their last meal and properly stretched BEFORE you arrive. The queen has declared that foxxyfluffs who have died before use will earn their owner a beheading. The queen has also declared that anyone who does not attend shall be beheaded. The queen would also like to tell me that anyone who attends has a random chance of being beheaded. The rest shall bask in hir glory until they are beheaded, at which point, they shall politely carry their heads to be presented before the queen, for further gazing.
The queen has also informed me that anyone making jokes about hir weight or murderous rampage shall also be * **o u o **)
I told y'all I wasn't right in the head! I'm sprouting off with all kinds of Alice references now, and there's no stopping me!
This time, it's everyone else's favorite, that adorable, abdominally admirable, ace-in-the-hole, Minnie! All dressed up and somewhere to come, but no where to go!
I decided, at some point, that Minnie's current form was just too brutal for just how sweet shi actually is. So, I figured I might as well make up something new. All I could think of, though, was how proud I was of Relana's Alice description. ... but most of the characters in Alice’s Wonderland are not nearly as friendly as Minnie. I had considered a few - The Dormouse, The Mad Hatter... all of them seemed really wonderful, but none of them grabbed me as much as the Queen of Hearts. ... but how to soften such a clearly homicidal character?
The idea hit me as I drove to my lover’s house. Carnival. That makes everyone happy. So. I mixed a little bit of New Orleans in with a little bit of Lewis Carol, and poof. This is what I have.
I will say I am not to proud about confusing the two - The Red Queen and the Queen of Hearts - but I will say I got them -backwards-, I did not think they were one in the same. (Don’t ask me how I thought a chess piece and went “Oh. Queen of hearts. Sure” >_<) but in a bit of last minute editing, this has been rectified. That’s your history lesson for today.
Oh, and if you’re interested: Here’s Relana’s Alice make over. Shi’s gussied up like the Jabberwock. Now that’s a personality I think is very fitting. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1082262/
And if you were wondering about the bottom of the gag note up there - it's splats of blood.
Edit: Now shi has ears! *gasp!*
Edit: And now complete with picture! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1125454/ - it contains link back to the original work and the artist.
Also, please show Rel some love, too. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1082262/
There will be cake and punch to be served after Queen Shoof has had hir fill.
Please remember that all live gifts should be fed their last meal and properly stretched BEFORE you arrive. The queen has declared that foxxyfluffs who have died before use will earn their owner a beheading. The queen has also declared that anyone who does not attend shall be beheaded. The queen would also like to tell me that anyone who attends has a random chance of being beheaded. The rest shall bask in hir glory until they are beheaded, at which point, they shall politely carry their heads to be presented before the queen, for further gazing.
The queen has also informed me that anyone making jokes about hir weight or murderous rampage shall also be * **o u o **)
I told y'all I wasn't right in the head! I'm sprouting off with all kinds of Alice references now, and there's no stopping me!
This time, it's everyone else's favorite, that adorable, abdominally admirable, ace-in-the-hole, Minnie! All dressed up and somewhere to come, but no where to go!
I decided, at some point, that Minnie's current form was just too brutal for just how sweet shi actually is. So, I figured I might as well make up something new. All I could think of, though, was how proud I was of Relana's Alice description. ... but most of the characters in Alice’s Wonderland are not nearly as friendly as Minnie. I had considered a few - The Dormouse, The Mad Hatter... all of them seemed really wonderful, but none of them grabbed me as much as the Queen of Hearts. ... but how to soften such a clearly homicidal character?
The idea hit me as I drove to my lover’s house. Carnival. That makes everyone happy. So. I mixed a little bit of New Orleans in with a little bit of Lewis Carol, and poof. This is what I have.
I will say I am not to proud about confusing the two - The Red Queen and the Queen of Hearts - but I will say I got them -backwards-, I did not think they were one in the same. (Don’t ask me how I thought a chess piece and went “Oh. Queen of hearts. Sure” >_<) but in a bit of last minute editing, this has been rectified. That’s your history lesson for today.
Oh, and if you’re interested: Here’s Relana’s Alice make over. Shi’s gussied up like the Jabberwock. Now that’s a personality I think is very fitting. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1082262/
And if you were wondering about the bottom of the gag note up there - it's splats of blood.
Edit: Now shi has ears! *gasp!*
Edit: And now complete with picture! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1125454/ - it contains link back to the original work and the artist.
Also, please show Rel some love, too. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1082262/
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