This is my diploma. it certifies me as an official artists, 100% authentic. I am a real artist now, and all you bitches out there just pretending, well i suppose you'll just have to baaaaw yourselves to sleep.

And how do i know this is official? this piece of paper my friends, this 11x14 slice of bleached and pulped tree? simple, it cost me well over $100,000 and 5 years of my life. (yes, that is the right number of zeros.) so it had BETTER GOD DAMN WELL be official.