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At last! I finally did one! Not too shabby, eh?
Category Artwork (Digital) / Miscellaneous
Species Western Dragon
Size 2034 x 1377px
File Size 779.5 kB
oh, thank you kind sir!
*takes the
Giruvegans-aevis*
*takes the shirt of it off*
Hum, it squeaking. Have I broke something?
*takes the
Giruvegans-aevis**takes the shirt of it off*
Hum, it squeaking. Have I broke something?
No my good man every giruvegans-aevis
Comes with the ability to turn red in the face and squeak madly, part of the reason its our best seller on the market o-o
giruvegans-aevis Comes with the ability to turn red in the face and squeak madly, part of the reason its our best seller on the market o-o
great, great!
*pokes my new Giruvegans-aevis *
I like it! It's nice to poke it's tummy and see him all squeaky. Thank you again! I'll keep it by my laptop!
*pokes my new
Giruvegans-aevis *I like it! It's nice to poke it's tummy and see him all squeaky. Thank you again! I'll keep it by my laptop!
You can't protect people you like, you can't cook well, you aren't a trained scout, you have the charm of a stone, you never learned to read and write properly, you have emotional outbreaks, you probably aren't a good sex toy either beside posing as masturbation-material for my brother, when you take your shirt off…
The only use I can find for you is a turret or as a lighter. Maybe also as a pillow, after stressful days.
The only use I can find for you is a turret or as a lighter. Maybe also as a pillow, after stressful days.
I am bloody politic, I can talk things into or out of people, can take on roles to get information, I can talk people beyond sanity, I can terrorize you without even mentioning physical violence, I can sing the will to live - or at least to hearing - out of you. I analyze people, I am a natural therapist, I listen even if you think I am not, I can dig deeper into people's minds than they do themselves if I get myself on it. I am a good friend to those I like, yet an underestimated enemy to those I can't stand or who are in my way. For my ways, I am even willing to use people just by breeding hate in their minds through my negotiations, speeches, and overly dramatic audible products. I don't need to produce corpses to get what I want but I already earned gold in the discipline of dumping bodies in the water. And I always have several backup-plans, I barely ever act impulsive unless necessary. I keep calm in so many situations because I always need a clear mind. I could have stolen your wallet and some of your spare mags while I say this without you even noticing. Hell, even if I fall into traps or get caught, I get my throat away from the gallows. I am pretty much a valuable companion, a born politician, the negotiating partner you want to have on your side. Through my sheer endless arrogance, I can make people hate me just for fun. Angered people tend to spit out info just to make me go away. And that was only a part, I didn't even cut the topics of my well trained instincts, the magic of my fingers, and my impressively good nose for things of current interest. I probably exhausted your attention span already, so I will end the list here.
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...Hmmm... Thinking about it, maybe I should try it on a verbal niveau you may even understand: "I gon rek u btch! U gon git shittalkd, noscopd n campd, thn git dumpd in da next waterhole".
As a little résumé, in case your cute little brain was unable to process it all, let me quote a little song I like: "Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you!"
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...Hmmm... Thinking about it, maybe I should try it on a verbal niveau you may even understand: "I gon rek u btch! U gon git shittalkd, noscopd n campd, thn git dumpd in da next waterhole".
As a little résumé, in case your cute little brain was unable to process it all, let me quote a little song I like: "Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you!"
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