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     Posted: 6 years ago
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So, sadly, since I don't have a Wii I can't bask in the awesome that is Mega Man 9. Instead I watched a walkthrough of the game on Youtube, and what Roll says in the first panel there is actual dialouge from one of the cut scenes. The boss robots you fight were apparently work robots scheduled to be destroyed as they'd passed their 'expiration date'.

Mega Man's reaction is mine. Seriously, wtf? Expiration dates?

User comments

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Haha. Dude, that cracks me up. Well. At least when you murder them and raid their corpses for upgrades, you don't have to feel guilty. They were supposed to be dead already anyway!

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Damn

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

awsome

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

This is awful.
I saw this on the front page, and went "oh awesome a new pie comic" and noticed it had a guy in a 2 tone blue shirt and before clicking it I knew it was megaman. Watch out world, if you have two colors of blue you are megaman.

But seriously. I love this fucking game.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

I suck at Mega Man's body. It looks like he's wearing pajamas.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

I always thought he was wearing pajamas.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Robots do what they're told and they

DON'T.

ASK.

QUESTIONS.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Apart from why they always shortcircuit for contradicting all 3 robot laws at the same time.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Why do I have the urge to say "A man chooses, a slave obeys!"?

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

X3 Rock's reaction is definitely amusing.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

I've heard of suicide chips so perhaps its not a very farfetched concept?

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

I just pictured a toaster blowing it's...erm... "brains" out with a gun. Thanks for that.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Damn!

Mega looks like he needs sleep.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

It's just like the androids in Bladerunner/Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, by Philip K. Dick. ): They live for 2 or 4 years or something, I forget, then they shut down.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Yeah, that's what I was going to mention. Perhaps they've decided that robots can only have a lifespan of so many years to prevent them going evil on their own.

I mean, it doesn't really explain Mega Man/Roll/Proto Man/ect, but it explains THAT.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Philip K. Dick is probably crying in SF-author-Heaven. XP "Replicants" vs "Reploids", and now expiration dates...ugh.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Downstats

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Duuur wha?

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

I dunno I was thinking of Gary Numan by that point. His early stuff with tubeway army is like, basically what it would sound like if Philip K. Dick made music

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

So, sex with music instead of sex with words?

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Hehe, I was thinking of the same thing when I saw this comic. I wonder what it would have been like if they called Megaman some variation of Blade Runner, hrm? Haha.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Instead of new ammo for the blaster, you just get new questions to ask to determine if the enemy is human or not. XD

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

MEGAMAN GOT:

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping?

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

HEADSHOT

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

I can't enjoy either, my 360 died two days ago from the RRoD T_T

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

-snirk.- oh man. Milk-bots!

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

MILK MAN

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Can we start claiming those who shame the human race are past their expiration date?

Oh, Mr. Bush... Mr. Cheney...

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

YOU SHAME YOU FAMIRY

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

*pats the troll* Aw, how cute... It's trying to be shocking and start drama!

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Nah, I just wanted to type "YOU SHAME YOU FAMIRY" because it looks funny.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Maybe if their was a better use for Springman, Maybe but expiration dates?? WHAT THE FUCK??

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

WIN

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

It's like a warentee, after it passes shit starts breakin.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

no megaman game will ever be as win as Megaman Legands 1+2.. but i do have high hopes for this one :3

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

If you taste a robot after the expiration date it's all chunky.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Geeze, really.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

I'm thinking "obsolete" would have been a better term...

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

So, in this case, Wily was helping these poor robots! SEE, HE IS A GOOD GUY! HE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

PREACH IT XD

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

WOW. Now it makes sense. I saw someone mention the expiration date thing and I was confused. Holy fucking shit no wonder they went Maverick.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Hahaha, nice.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

The Good: LOL. This is a funny comic, with a good point behind it. And I like Mega Man's awesome "WTF" eyes. xD Unfortunately I have to sully it with dorky insights. I know how annoying it is for people to do this, so please forgive me. <=)

The Dork: You see, robot masters actually aren't sentient, they're just able to react to things in a preprogrammed fashion according to certain personality algorhythms they've been given. Mega Man, on the other hand, was purported to be different, which is his overarching story- and thus why he eventually wants to kill Wily. Dr. Light saw this and used his data to create Mega Man X, who then ushered in the age of robots who could learn and 'think.'

The Really Dork: Now, there's a bit of controversy as to whether this is completely true, as technically Zero (also from the X series) is a robot master (as he didn't come from the plans of Mega Man X like the rest of the 'reploids') and he can learn and think, but it's never really made clear what Dr. Cain did to him, so it's sort of up in the air.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

OH? THEN EXPLAIN THE MEGA MAN CARTOON. THE BOSS BOTS ALL SEEMED PRETTY SENTIENT TO ME MR SMART GUY. :|

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

LOL

You're right. No machine could let itself say such terrible, terrible lines. xD

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

GUTSMAN!!!

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Megaman is looking cool with his eyeliner

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Yeah those eyelines came out... thicker my tablet is being wonky.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

The game's coming out for 360 and I think PS3 (lol) on October 1st. Waiting for the 360 version myself.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Roll looks really sad. Or else she's been on a bender. o_o

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

We might assume from this that Rock and Roll have expiration dates too . . . which still makes no sense.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Since Megaman was one of the first robots Dr. Light created, wouldn't his expiration long since expired.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Actually, I heard megaman 9 will pe downloadable on all consoles....

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

OH thank you gods! megaman is one of my all time facorite things ever, coupled with your comic genius, this is perfection. I MUST play megaman 9

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

dude has been working for the man for too long and enough is enough

viva la robot revolution!

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

I dunno... I like the Mega Man Legends Series better than the rest... COME ON CAPCOM! Stop making Megaman NT games and finish off that stupid series... you left Mega Man Legends 2 with "to be continued..." and left us hanging... FINISH IT! I need to know how it ends!

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Thank you for somehow managing to make a Megaman game depressing.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

I DO WHAT I CAN :D

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Expiration dates, o lawd.
I must play this game :'3

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

The AI is not perfect.
The AI will slowly degrade, and eventually they go rouge or crash
Part of why Rock doesn't get to keep his copy powers after every game is because his AI has to be 'fixed' every once and a while. Same goes with all of Light's robots except X.

not really, but hey, it works.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

The best part in Megaman 9 was the store. When I selected any item and Roll said something like "gimme 100 screws and the item's yours". I went O.o and nearly dropped the controller... my mind is in the gutter and I'm going to hell >.>

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

Yeah...that was a really weak storyline. If anything Mega Man himself would have been scrapped long before the others since he's DRN 001.

Good game, but nothing spectacular.

( No Subject ) Posted: 6 years ago

"OMG We have to destroy them before their AI evolves and becomes more sentient than we are!" - one of the worst plot devices ever.

( No Subject ) Posted: 5 years ago

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