At least we know Dipper can nail the book report by delivering it in song form...

bobby: Dipper, this was hilarious!

I assuming his boot report is about writing words in rhyme and songs written that were originally drug induced hallucinations.

Actually, it's about The Time Machine by H. G. Wells.

I meant 'Book Report' and I guess Dipper probably wondered if H.G. Wells wrote about seeing four Liverpudlians travelling around inside a yellow submarine during the story?

Also I can see  TKDye drawing a great picture to go with this scene.

Hehe..the one I always end up singing "We all live in a tub of margarine..."

But that involved mispronouncing margarine.

Unless your a Brit. Hello!

Oh...I forgot.

I love the Alvin and Dave relationship you did here.

lol i needed this xD

It is so hard to work with talent! Poor Birch.

There's no job worse than cleaning the latrines....

HAHA! Fantastic! I love all the variations. Oh, poor Birch. Just buy him the darn game. XD
Glad I could spark up some inspiration. That was great. :)

Guzz: Try poking me just once, you cute little ball of yellow fluff, and watch what happens to that finger.

*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*

Guzz: *grabs the finger and licks it*

"EWWWWWW!!!"

Dipper then stops, gets an evil grin, and puts the finger in Guzz's ear.

Guzz: Ewwwwwww! You're gonna pay for that. *swipes Dipper's hat*

"Hey! Give that back!"

*runs off laughing* Hahahahah! *runs into a tree* Owwww....

You guys need help. Serious mental help, More help than a nuthouse can provide.....

Oh wait this is FA.... this is a nuthouse, lol.

Lol poor Birch.

Dipper needs to be punished. *Sneaks Dipper's personal email address over the
radio & have all his fans to bomb him with CUTE comments.*