In this first instalment of Koda's berry huntings he comes across a not so good start to his adventures. (But I'm sure that any other bears who saw this would find it hilarious. XD)

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"The first berry I tried out this year is something I will call "Cruel Joke", and I will go further into the name later."

"The Berries themselves looks pretty innocent at first, but beware as they will be any bears worst nightmare!"

"You will be able to recognise them on their bright blue colour and white spots, and on that they are growing next to big rivers."

"As I tried tasting them I could feel a very salty and flaky taste, almost like salmon!"

"This made my stomach start growling, (as I hadn't had any lunch yet.) and I decided to go and have myself a fish." (Not to brag or anything, but I like to see myself as a Salmon catching champion. )

"I made my way to the shore, and waited patiently for one to swim near me. And when the time was right I swing my arm to catch it, and...I couldn't get it!"

"It wasn't like I wasn't quick or strong enough with my catching arm, but for some reason I couldn't press it under the surface of the water!"

"I tried doing it again with my paw, and then with the other, and then with both of them! But no matter what I did I couldn't break through!"

"At one point several of the salmons had stopped swimming and started collecting around where I was trying to catch them, probably to mock the fact that I couldn't reach them!"

"I got really furious by this point and decided to try my hardest to break the surface. I backed up to get some speed, and then I jumped straight out to slam all of my body through it...and still nothing happen!"

"I was gliding for a moment until I was sitting in the middle of the river stream. It was a bit weird to just sit on top of it and feel the motion of moving water under me, but without feeling that much of the wetness from it."

"It was still a pretty sunny day so I thought that if I couldn't catch the fish I could at least enjoy the sunshine. So I laid on the wavy surface and felt how it was rocking me into a nice sleep."

"Now many of you bears reading this might think that this sounds like a nice thing to do. Take a berry after eating some fish, and then rest on top of the water. But I REALLY wouldn't recommend it at all!"

"I don't know for how long I was sleeping but I must have been doing it for a very long time, as I got awake from the feeling of suddenly being underwater!"

"The effect of the berry must have taken off while I was sleeping, and now I got a very wet welcome."

"So with this I am warning you all. Don't ever eat this berry as it will be nothing but a "Cruel Joke"."

Berry Info.

Name: Cruel Joke.

Appearance: Light Blue with White Stripes.

Taste: Taste like Fish.

Effect(s): Will make you not able to reach down under water and catch fish!

Recommendations: No! Stay away from this one at any cost!