"No, no, no... I can't die like this... Not when I'm so close... And not at the hands of a filthy bandit! I could have saved this planet! I could have actually restored order! And I wasn't supposed to die by the hands... of a CHILD KILLING PSYCHOPATH!! You're a savage! You're a maniac, you are a bandit, AND I AM THE GODDAMN HERO!!"
OH MY GAAAWWWWWDDDDDD. Blame
ellehcore7 for this.
Seriously. I made her become obsessed with Tales From The Borderlands and then she drew Xanny as Handsome Jack and now Im in this endless pit of how Goddamn amazing Xanny looks as Handsome Jack.
OH MY GAAAWWWWWDDDDDD. Blame
ellehcore7 for this. Seriously. I made her become obsessed with Tales From The Borderlands and then she drew Xanny as Handsome Jack and now Im in this endless pit of how Goddamn amazing Xanny looks as Handsome Jack.
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"You see this is what I don't get about you bandits. You know the hero's gonna win but you just don't die quickly. Example: This one guy in New Haven. City's burning, people are dying yada yada yada, this Jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A FRICKING SPOON. And I'm dying laughing right, so I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are like: WAAH! And AHAH I CAN'T EVEN... So he can't see where he's going and he's bumping into stuff... I dunno maybe you have to be there...
Moral of the story is: you're a bitch"
Yea, gotta love that guy
Moral of the story is: you're a bitch"
Yea, gotta love that guy
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