Oh mother of God please help me... This one had almost broken me. Where do I start with this absolute train wreck? No seriously, where? It has some of the worst of the worst. 3 of these episodes ARE in my current bottom 5 after all. It hurt my soul having to watch them again for these reviews, but I waded through all of this to bring to you, my scorecard on the 7th, and worst, season of Spongebob. I've done it... but to hell I am not unscathed by this demon season.
B-but... unfortunately, there lies just one more beyond this... just one more to go... and I am DONE. At least until Season 9 is FINALLY released and finished. But until then... just one more season to go... Season 8...? I shall be wary of you, since I have not seen the majority of your episodes... Please... please be at least a LITTLE better than this horrific experience... I shall await your challenge soon...

Season Seven:

3 CODE Purple (5 points)
7 CODE Blue (4 points)
4 CODE Green (3 points)
7 CODE Yellow (2 points)
8 CODE Orange (1 point)
13 CODE Red (0 points)
8 CODE Black (-1 point)

Seasons 1-7

40 CODE Purple
82 CODE Blue
43 CODE Green
38 CODE Yellow
32 CODE Orange
37 CODE Red
17 CODE Black

Seasons 1-7 TOTAL: 756
Seasons 1-7 Average: 2.57
SERIES CODE: Yellow

And with that new average, we are teetering on the edge of a meh series, and a heavily flawed one. Which is bad. I hate to call one of my old favorite shows bad, but... if Season 8 gets a too low score, which is pretty much inevitable, I cannot objectively say that Spongebob is a good series anymore. I don't want to say that, but it's so close... that I think it is going to happen anyways...
But this is it guys,.. just one more to go. I will not do Season 9 until the entire thing is finished and released, but whenever Nick decides to do so, shortly I'll follow up with a review of it. I hope that at least a big chunk of it will repent for the sins committed by Seasons 6-8... and... 7 especially...

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