ARE YOU CRUISIN' FOR A BRUISIN? This team ain't down for the count yet, and still has plenty of punches to throw. If you're rougher than the rest of em, best of em, tougher than leather? You might be a BROOZAAAAA

PRODUCED THIS IMAGE OF JOTARU FROM !!! THIS DRAGON GIRL DATING SIM IN DEVELOPMENT!!

https://twitter.com/KissDragonKiss primarily by  grind!!

SHE IS SPROTYING A TSHIRT YOU CAN TOTALLY OWN OF THE (losing) BAD DRAGON BRUISERS!!!

YOU CAN BUY IT HEEERE:

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WATS THAT? YOU ARE A WINNER AND NOT PART OF THE ANGRY LESBIAN SQUAD?

WELL

YOU CAN A PART OF A FURTHER CONFUSION BULLSHIT SPORTS HISTORY BY OWNING A BAPPY PAW PUNISHERS JERSEY, THE TEAM WHO WON AT FC2016!!
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"what teh FUCK are you talking about prat!!??"

WELL!!1 so we held a volleyball tournament at FC on the marriott partyfloor balcony between the two finalists, the bappies and the bruisers. It was a sticky fight, the rules were constantly broken, the tally of the score forgotten, one of the referees pubicly shamed in a group chant of how they FUCKED UP, the match was 20 minutes of beer fueled chaos that came to a neck and neck conclusion with the bruisers edged out at teh very end by the victorious and ever-do-nuffin Bappy Paw Punishers.

The volleyball game followed a common partygame rule structure akin to that of beer pong, with the whole team taking a giant swig of beer when the other team scored on them. These rules became worthless upon the moment either team simply just started drinking regardless of who scored or not. Additionally, the crowd stole much from the cases of rolling rock beers to begin with so it was utter chaos with the crowd and the contestants getting fucked up throughout the course of the match

The bruisers were consistently distracted on account of wanting to punch eachother in the shoulder and shout over the volleyball net how the BAPPIES AINT SHIT!!! This of course followed a weekend of intensive training where they gathered around a hotel room taking turns punching eachotehr in the chest and shoulders. It even drew a member of the Bappies, who is herself into being beaten to a pulp for other reasons, to join in and relish in the elite training exercise.

Ultimately when dance super star apollo joined the game, representing the Green Dog Ragers for the Bappies, he helped push the game to a brutal Bappy victory, leading to an immediate cry from the bruisers over how the game was RIGGED!!!!

the bruisers were so upset they started punching eachohter more with greater vigor, the bappy's captain then turned to me and said much of this, likening the "sore" losers as the "angry lesbian squad"

and so the image of bruisers being ROWDY ANGRY LESBIANS was born

Take a gander at the victory tweet!!
https://twitter.com/PartyPrat/statu.....29256075673600