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The Anatomy of a Unicorn

The Anatomy of a Unicorn

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The Anatomy of a Unicorn - by mutley
 Submission information:
     Posted: 3 years ago
     Category: digitalart
     Theme: Fantasy
     Species: Horse
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     Favorites: 305
     Comments: 66
     Views: 5130

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     Resolution: 700x575

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Remember - should a unicorn get close enough to touch you with it's pingers then you are most likely dead.

In the unlikely circumstance you live in spite of the odds, thrust several fingers into the gonophore sphincter, wherein two or more eggs are likely to be exiting during its excitable state. This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct.

User comments

  foxytangerine
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  wow...

I lol'd so hard

  malison
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  OH GOD. I LOVE IT. XD

  hyenagirl
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  Awesome Sauce!

  jahd
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  Dude, that anterior sparkle siphon is making me hotter than heck.

  partran
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  That scares the hell out of me.

  kume
 

( No Subject ) Posted: a year ago

  same

  -uranaisha-
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  This is hilarious.. I never knew unicorns were so complex and deadly (but I always suspected....) XD

  supergene
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  this is the greatest thing ever

  robocoon
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  you are a god

  cyberhornthedragon
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

 

  chimerasynx
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  That is pretty awesome =D

  sublimate
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  Frightening creature!

  artdecade
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  haahh eye sac
i saw some of your uni pics on LJ, definite LOL over here

  captaingerbear
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  this creature is so damn beautiful.

  killianhoss
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  Your Tarsus is actually a fetlock ;P

  ponygirl
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  Good thing the sparkle siphon is in the right place, then!

  killianhoss
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  I'll show YOU a sparkle siphon!

  swatcher
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  There's one thing about unicorns I never understood. How do they convert the wizards they eat into rainbows?

  minnieshoof
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  So I suppose the old 'fork in the eye' standby wouldn't work...

  uaykan
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  Spinnerets. XD

  kigs
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  Glorious. Watch out for those anal spinnerets.

  snapai
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  What....the hell. XD *links everyone to this*

  ivorymoth
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  LOL, this is wonderful.

  rudethefox
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  pingerhooger

  syntheticjewel
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  O lolz

  dirtiran
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  lmfao.

  supai
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  BEST PICTURE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MAN.



~Fly by Faver~

  electra
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  *giggles loudly and falls over* Awesome..

  bobthedancingflea
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  As soon as I saw that eye sac I lol'd so hard I had to fave this.
P.S. Anal spinnerets are also 100% hilarity.


  schizowolf
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  This is amazing!

  thebromeliadgoingpostal
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  You had me at thorax.

I've so much love for this, it's amazing I can still spell.

  tywulf
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  *scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*
*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*
*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*scary*beautiful*

... *FAINTS*

  rienkarrot
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  wait, it blows sparkles out it's rectum?

  thien
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  I think my brain just died, and so my heart raped it with a spoon and it came on my eyes.
Holy shit

  sixclaws
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  WTf girls are thinking when they get moist for these hideous critters =3

  pollycat
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  It's the bile duct, baby... it's all in the bile duct

  arharis
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  Oh my god!

  feltail
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  Swear to God I never want to see what it does with it's anal spinnerets!

  farfums
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  Oh dear gods... genius... I think the Anal Spinnerets got me the worst. Do they have book lungs, then? XD

  sulphur
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 3 years ago

  Fantasie Anatomie Virgines: Beware All Ye Who Entere.

This cracked me up. As parody and social commentary, it's genius.

  pixeldrake
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  what the fuck?
I lolled.

  ruathan
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  To quote Strongbad: That... was a little weird... and my brain just threw up.

  lildragonguy
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  I never thought I'd hear the words spoken "Wildly flailing bile duct."

  guyperson
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  This ruined all my fantasies (not like that!) about unicorns ever. Now I'll never be able to look at them without thinking about... anal spinnerets...

  ziggythecat
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  HELP! I can't stop laughing!
You're twisted in the most awesome way.

  opyum
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
:E

  selna
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  OMG HOOGER >.<

  redfoxfan
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  HAHAHAAHAHA!

  shigoto
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  whats a gonophore?

  itsatrap
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  Faving purely for the anterior sparkle siphon.

  kikiroko
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  I lol'd.

  cutekitty
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  Unicorns are ebil

but how do they make rainbows?

  eagleon
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  Dwarf Fortress players would love this. Unicorns used to be horrifyingly strong, as well as openly hostile to any dwarves that approached. They aren't as infamous as DF elephants are, but it's still one of those things that make DF distinguished IMO - so-called "peaceful" regions are infested with the bastards, and it's common to want to kill them off so that they won't hurt incoming migrants.
Next version should make it possible to actually make your version of the beast o.o Including internal organs, poisons, web-making, etc. In fact I'd like very much to do so, with your permission (unless you want to yourself? o.o) I'd give you credit! It would be epic

  steampossum
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  SEE! I KNEW they spit poison and spun webs, but did anyone want to believe me? No :C

  jupiterjenny
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  this
is
awesome....

  arcticrenegade
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  A hermaphrodite spider-ant unicorn; that's beyond creative lol

  potassium
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  WHAT IS THIS
IM CONFUS

  rippersoul
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  beautiful, disturbing, and random all in one......I LUV IT!!

  rogenuchiha
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  i...i think i love you.

  xywolf
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  i loled


  hoppielove
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  what do we do against robot unicorns?

  stained
 

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

  Bwahahahaha, this is well done, good or you.

  anchors
 

( No Subject ) Posted: a year ago

  Form totally meets function!

  rupa
 

( No Subject ) Posted: a year ago

  it shits sparkles...

  tobiasvale
 

( No Subject ) Posted: a year ago

  I'm frightened and utterly confused

  daealagarto
 

( No Subject ) Posted: a year ago

  This, sir, is epic! P.S. Curse 'dem pingers!

Remember kids, what you didn'tknow about unicorns could one day save your life!