Palpatine/Beezlebrox, All the evil and stupid you've come to expect from politicians but we're honest about it this time.

Seems like they'd be more suited for one of them running for Sheriff, really

I hear you there.

Argh! Right in the punny bone!

Your avatar compliments this post perfectly.

Mission: Complete.

They got my vote!

#makeZootopiagreatagain

Or #FeelTheFur. :P

#ImwithFur

Drat I can't vote, not a Zootopia citizen >.<

Why not? Half the people in this state aren't citizens either; doesn't seem to stop them from voting.

#CarnivoreLivesMatter

"They're the heroes we deserve, but not the ones we need right now."

dont you think you slowly...."going over the top" with it? But who am i to judge....

"How do you respond to the allegations your VP pick has engaged in fraudulent behavior in the past?"

"Is it true you have ties to Mr. Big?"

"How do you feel about the word 'cute'?"

"Do you have anti-naked beliefs?"

"have I been uncomfortable around naturalists in the past? yes. yes I have. But who wouldn't the first time?"

"Mr. Wilde, why haven't you released your tax forms to the public?"

Yes.

We already have a glass ceiling crasher and a con artist in the running... ;P

Oh, if only! A better choice than the loudmouth and criminal who are running now.

Which one is which?

I know right?

A good duo to get both the pred and prey voters!

More relationship comics!!!!!!!

You got it, chief.

"Life isn't some happy fair tail where you sing a song and all your dreams come true. Sometimes you just have to let it go."

Now we need their opponent to be an elephant with a bad comb over named Donald Trunk.

He started his company with a small loan of a million Pawpcsicles

Posts a pic of himself eating a salad on tweeter

"I love rabbits"

his proposal is to build a wall to keep out all the sheep

A meager loan of a million pawpsicles... I wish I could get a meager loan like that...

With the choices we have this time around I'd pick Richard Nixon ... and he's dead.

Your Nicks are definitely getting better. Looking less like Thomas Wolfe and more like ... well, Nick.

Your Judys have always been awesome.

And absolutely loving the commentary on this so far.

Wing

I could vote for these two. Though I have concerns about Mr. Wilde's "Red Wood" policy? I'm pretty sure those are just stained Popsicle sticks.

Better than Trump

Cthullu: Why choose the lesser evil?

Whenever I see a political ad where the candidate is looking upwards like this, I always imagine they're staring at a fleet of UFOs descending upon Washington.

HB

I believe I have found a new write in candidate party.

I'd vote for these two.

Rob Cat: "Based who's really running for public office (in the real world), no matter who wins, I was originally planning to move to Canada. Now, I'm seriously considering moving to Zootopia!"

Donovan Lupus: "Are you crazy?! That's just a Disney movie... It's all make-believe!"

Rob Cat: "And the two humans running for President are not make-believe?!"

Donovan Lupus (after a long pause): "...I see your point!"

They've got my write-in vote!

This is such a demoralizing election for those of us with modest standards of political decency.

They got my vote!

Unfortunately, they're not qualified for office: One has to be 35 years of age or older...Judy's 24 and Nick is probably about 25.

The comments about legitimate qualifications remind me of all those goofy films with lines like "There's nothing in the rule book that says a horse can't play baseball!"

Heh, had that one tonight on Samurai Champloo: "There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't play baseball."

definately...

I am on board with this 100%

Welp, they got my vote!

May as well. Choosing between our current options is like being asked to choose how you'll be executed.

Pleez, PLEEEEZ do a more squarish version of this and offer it for sale on t-shirts. I will buy one!

I'd rather vote for these two rather than any of the cartoon characters that are actually running for office.

I avoid politics and I will never care for the subject, but this right here is awesome^^. They have my vote.

I'd pick 'em!

may I have this as a bumper sticker/window decal?

we need these two. then next term bill and opus. they did wonders with the russians before

Been a month since you posted this, and I keep coming back to it. If you made actual bumperstickers out of this, I'd buy a hundred of 'em and slap them everywhere, until even non-Zootopians knew who these two were.

Wing

Finally. Candidates I can get behind.

AMEN! XD

So are we still gonna ignore how Judy blackmailed Nick into helping her? Why isn't the news talking about this? Why has Judy yet to comment? Get the facts, people!