Ok, so originally P.Z. Myers was going to be saying something like "What? Who are these people?" but then I thought, "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if, because he's a squid here, he was looking at tentacle pornography?" So I went with it because that's the way I roll.

NOTE TO ANY PHARYNGULA READERS COMING LATE TO THE PARTY: I am not actually trying to imply that P.Z. Myers reads tentacle pornography! It is a joke! I do not know anything about P.Z. Myers' sexual proclivities, which are entirely his own business whatever they may be! I am not trying to malign him in any way! I think he is a keen fellow! I am sure that he would find this depiction amusing! Perhaps he would find himself won over by its naive charm!

In other news, that speech in the second panel is, of course, from MST3K's "It conquered the World." The porn DVD that P.Z. is watching is entitled "All Hyponome Action." It is TOTALLY HOT.