Bwahahahaha, the title is so amazingly stupid it's funny. Anyway, once upon a time, long, long ago...like, last tuesday, I think, there was a very, very lovely bitc- wolf girl, who was very sweet and kind. She once proclaimed that she would draw pictures of allllll the people she admired, and allll the people who admired her.
Well this wolf girl was actually a lying wench, but she still wanted to draw anyway. So one day, in a Chat room or something, I don't remember, she met this adorable little squirrel named Scooter.
"Hey! I'll draw you!" Said the wolf. "Ok!" Said the extremely naive and gullible squirrel, who had no fucking clue how lazy or seriously unproductive this bitch was. But he smiled happily and she smiled happily. Little did he know that the wolf was plotting fiendishly NEVER to complete his picture, and leave him waiting FOR-EVER.
But as time went on, like, a week later, I think, or something, she totally remembered, even though she tried to forget, and drama built up, and she drew other pictures. But the promise she made to the squirrel echoed in her head and she was all like "...damn it." Cause she was guilty. Guilty bitch was guilty. So, finally, she decided to get up off her lazy keister and actually pretend to be moderately productive. Lo and behold, she stuck too it, and like, fourty five minutes later, she drew a picture that actually didn't suck horse nuts. It was actually almost semi-decent. But she didn't present it to Scooter, cause she wanted to ink it, and some junk, but then she remembered she was lazy, and decided inking was hard work and she would rather eat skittles and play Katimari on her playstation 2. But sadly, she did not own katimari so that wasn't really an option. Which is odd, because she never really liked that game in the first place, so the idea that she wanted to play suddenly for no apparent reason was odd to her. Still, she was happy that she finished the picture, and sat there, happily, listening to DR. STEEL on her computer speakers, cringing when her next door neighboors began to bang on the walls, telling her to turn it down.
"FUCK YOU, IT'S NOT EVEN 9 PM, and NOISE CURVIEW IS AT 10!" The wolf wanted to yell, but in reality she was kind of meek, and wasn't sure if her next door neighbor was the big scary Mexican guy , or the bitchy lady with the ugly pug dog. Neither of which she really wanted to deal with, so she turned down her speakers, quietly grumbling to herself, before reminding herself that tomorrow she was going to hang out with her friend Alexandra, and walk around town pointlessly, making each other laugh and yelling at passerby because that's what they liked to do.
...what was I talking about again?
Um...
This is not the first time this has happened to me...