*hears the sudden shrill* what was that?
Yinglet Boyfriend?: Shhhhhhh, come back to be wizh me ;v
wait how'd you get in here? >:U
Yinglet Boyfriend?: Wait, YOU ARENT MY HUMAN BOYFRIEND!!!
Get out of my house >8U
Yinglet Intruder: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Yinglet Wife: *pokes head out of the covers* What was zhat?
Some random yinglet mistook our house with his boyfriend's :v go back to sleep, dear~
Yinglet Wife: wuv u~ *snoozes*

[MEANWHILE]
Dimmy: zhis experiment is highly unstable dumbdumds...absolute quiet is needed
*shrilling crowd runs by, causing the experiment to explode in a foamy mess*
Dimmy: DAMMIT DUMB DUMBS!
assistants: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *gets bashed with clipboard*

rofl. pore Dimmy, he should know better then to try experiments that need quiet in/near a yinglet conclave. <^\/^>

The fact that the me in that universe, a human, has a wife, whom is a yinglet female, doesn't surprise you?
Dimmy: I was banned from doing dangerous experiments within city limits. Dumb Dumb assistants poured boom boom powder into a birzhday cake. Zhe candles made Zhe cake go BOOM when zhe candles were lit.

Being ball is nice, no? Wait till we score goal!

Yinglet: What happens zhen? EEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I guess you'll find out. <^\/^>