
Pound for pound, puns are your best humor value. Ow! Hey, stop with the throwing stuff!
Set disclaimers to stun and let’s get it on with them green skinned alien chicks!
1. This isn’t my work. Unless I wish reeeeeally hard! *Closes eyes and crosses fingers, then squints* Nope, still not my work.
2. I absolutely and positively have permission to post this from the creating artist. Honest! *Kicks vice grips under the bed* What is this coercion you speak of?
Muscle inflation makes its return! I’d love to claim this was all my instigation and the artist was merely placing my insanity on paper, but that’s not the case this time around. I was chatting with him and kinda moping over my general laziness when it comes to working up something new and perversely perverted when it comes to writing. When prodded on what I wished to try, I confessed to a desire to detail out a day in the life of a furry someone or other who woke up to find themselves puffed to an utterly ridiculous size by some strange means, as well as their difficulties in dealing with it. This made an appearance sometime later as, no doubt, a method to mock me for my inability to get going.
Or something. :)
Set disclaimers to stun and let’s get it on with them green skinned alien chicks!
1. This isn’t my work. Unless I wish reeeeeally hard! *Closes eyes and crosses fingers, then squints* Nope, still not my work.
2. I absolutely and positively have permission to post this from the creating artist. Honest! *Kicks vice grips under the bed* What is this coercion you speak of?
Muscle inflation makes its return! I’d love to claim this was all my instigation and the artist was merely placing my insanity on paper, but that’s not the case this time around. I was chatting with him and kinda moping over my general laziness when it comes to working up something new and perversely perverted when it comes to writing. When prodded on what I wished to try, I confessed to a desire to detail out a day in the life of a furry someone or other who woke up to find themselves puffed to an utterly ridiculous size by some strange means, as well as their difficulties in dealing with it. This made an appearance sometime later as, no doubt, a method to mock me for my inability to get going.
Or something. :)
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Just the driving to work is rife with potential for commentary on 'internal airbag system' and other nerdish amusements that would no doubt get me beat up if she knew where I posted from.
As to Victoria's Secret, two possibilities!
BAD MANAGER
"Cynthia, I'm going to need you to AAAAARGH! Hoooh... heart..." *Twitch* *Thud*
(Store clerk) "Manager's doing the not moving thing again!"
GOOD MANAGER
"Cynthia, I'm going to need you to... woah! Good heavens, girl! How'd you know we were having a Huge and Towering sale this week? I thought that was a secret from everyone! Nevermind, never mind; very proactive of you. Here, put these on and get out front. This'll look excellent on your quarterly report."
:)
As to Victoria's Secret, two possibilities!
BAD MANAGER
"Cynthia, I'm going to need you to AAAAARGH! Hoooh... heart..." *Twitch* *Thud*
(Store clerk) "Manager's doing the not moving thing again!"
GOOD MANAGER
"Cynthia, I'm going to need you to... woah! Good heavens, girl! How'd you know we were having a Huge and Towering sale this week? I thought that was a secret from everyone! Nevermind, never mind; very proactive of you. Here, put these on and get out front. This'll look excellent on your quarterly report."
:)
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