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PSA: KNOW YOUR HITLER!

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PSA: KNOW YOUR HITLER! - by technicolor_pie

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     Posted: 2 years ago
     Category: digitalart
     Theme: Comics
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So it's come to my attention that many people on the internet suffer from a common problem: Not knowing the proper situation in which to compare someone to Hitler/The Nazis. I mean geez, that Holocaust mess happened FOREVER ago and it's so bothersome to try and dig out some old dusty history book when you need a good scathing insult that requires little actual thought NOW!

Never fear, my friends! I made up a simple guide to assist you in identifying if you're dealing with der Führer or just someone who's being a jerk.

For people who don't like a lot of bothersome reading, the pro tip at the bottom is the abridged version! Cheers!

User comments

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

lollololloololol

( No Subject ) Posted: a year ago

Whatever Adolf

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Fucking WIN XD

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Pie, this is awesome. But it's also informative. Too many people do Hitler comparisons. Thank you, Pie, for this public service.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

This had to be posted!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

no, it was stalin, stalin banns people!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

ROFLMAO

OH LAWD

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Hmf, Hitler totally stole a lollipop from me when I was a wee babe!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

and now we know!

Thank you. I'm sick of people doing that too...

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

And thus, the masses are educated.

Or they'll just accuse you of being a Nazi for not understanding how everyone who disagrees with them is a fascist.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

yessss
I saw the thumbnail and thought it would be some more ridiculous Hitler-slash, but no! Glorious, glorious mistake.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

ilu.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

the comparsion on *wearing x on their sleeves* is also somewhat soft in the head

yeah showcasing that you care about shit or open about crap means that you are a fascist

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

HEY OBAMA IS HITLER DID YOU KNOW

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

OR GEORGE BUSH IS HITLER

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I forget which one...

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

They're BOTH HITLER. In fact, every president since WW2 has been Hitler (the White House has very good makeup artists)

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!!

( No Subject ) Posted: a year ago

Oh noes

We're a nation of Nazis and we didn't know it.

( No Subject ) Posted: a year ago

Oh crud just realized the date on this *facepalms*

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Win #2!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

STOP ELECTING HITLER AMERICA SERIOUSLY >:[ .

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

BUT WE WERE ASSURED IT WAS A GOOD MOVE!

oh the slander! SHAME!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fhGS0tAcQg

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

THIS

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

THE BEST
THE BEST
THE BEST

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

THANKS.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

oh wait, the people saying that we should tolerate gays or blacks or brown people also being showcased as *nazis*

that's also a good one

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

This should be on the front page of every website with forums.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

And knowing is half the battle. GEEE I JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!111oneone!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

does this make you a hitler?

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

CHECK THE PROTIP.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

what about disagreeing you on a forum regarding fascist crap

"hey perhaps lynching ain't such a bad idea I mean its ok to go to such things where some n- I mean undesirable gets wiped off the Earth for stealing bread or looking at a woman WHAT YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME WELP YOU'RE INTOLERANT OF ME, SHITLERY KKKUNTON"

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

This needs to be on Godwin's Law's Wiki page... or at least, Encyclopedia Dramatica.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

was gonna say this, but you beat me to it.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Hahaha, that's great.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Good old Hitler. Patron saint of "taking the most extreme position possible regarding whatever upsets you."

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I needed some people to see this kind of guide, thank you!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I can't not fave this.

I love you. You're awesome. Did you know that?

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

This is so full of win!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

You know who else made informative visual guides for people to learn from!?

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I dunno, had Taco Bell been around when Hitler was doing his thing, I'm certain he would have cut in line.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

This should be a government pamphlet.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

You know, this now deserves super deformed Hitler.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Doesn't get much more deformed than THIS.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Old~

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Sorry, I didn't realize YouTube videos went bad like grocery products.

[cleans up the smelly, green, fuzzy, partially liquefied remains of the YouTube clip]

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

It was a flash animation with a subcoded video link to a russian website long before you tube.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

So? I wasn't under the impression it was brand spanking new or anything, my point was "Hey, that reminds me of this."

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I dunno.
I, as a german, kinda feel insulted.
I'm going to sue you!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

There needs to be dozens of these stapled everywhere.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

nobody ever picks this game on the david letterman.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

AWESOME!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Hitler totally made me pay for that mailbox I ran over....

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

The sad thing is, this is one that I've seen in real life.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

If Hitler came back from the dead he wouldn't be happy with the way the internet is being done!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

This only reminds me of how many ignorant assholes I know who scream "YOU'RE A NAZIIIIIII" like howling idiots when I tell them I'm mostly German by ancestry.
(I kid you not; they are THAT stupid.)
And the fucking bitter irony is that Hitler was Austrian.
That cunt.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

because he knows we're just that more awesome. Everyone wants to join the club!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Wasn't he also part Jew or something?
And had neither blond hair nor blue eyes? o_o

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Haha, yeah... that was priceless too.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

God damn.

God damn, Pie.

Damn.

<3

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I love you

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Sometimes I find your criticisms of internet behaviour as just feeding the machine and continuing the cycle - but this is actually humorously spot on.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

So, what I'm getting out of this....is that, potentially, people on the Internet may or may not be massively, incredibly stupid.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

That or they let their emotions interfere with everything.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I'm sorry, but I cannot comment on this comment in a timely manner, as I am currently allowing SHYNESS to control my behavior. Later on, however, I will be feeling VERY HORNY and will probably be overly enthusiastic about a picture with some paws in it. I may contact you then.

It will be every bit as awkward as you think it will be, and I will be allowing my emotions to interefere with every bit of it.

.....okay, okay, I know it's not really very fashionable to apologize for your joke, but I just can't let this one go out there without a disclaimer of some sort. I am probably not seriously that creepy. Probably.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

This is made of god and win.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Forgot corporate bean counters. Everyone calls them that. EVERYONE! Even if they're jewish. In fact especially if they're jewish.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

What if the person who bans my art also killed a bunch of people due to their religion?

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Then they're Hitler... Or George W. Bush.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I don't think Bush killed anyoneeeee

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Because, obviously, George W. Bush is THE SECOND MOST EVIL MAN IN HISTORY, and everyone else from Nero to Vlad the Impaler to Joseph Stalin doesn't compare to such horrible crimes as trusting faulty intelligence and mispronouncing "nuclear." XP

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

^this

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

It.
Was.
A.
JOKE!

Jeez, people.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Eh. You just have to realize when you make a joke in a circle where it is usually considered to be serious, that you're going to have a lot of people misunderstand you. Sarcasm can be hard to detect on the internets.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Hitler also didn't kill 6 million furries and strip them of their citizenship and basic human rights, so all you people out there who cry that fursecutioners are as bad as/worse than Hitler, shut the FUCK up (you know who you are <3).

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

what if they banned me from a website AND have a tiny moustache?
this is a serious grey area i think needs to be addressed. :<

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

CONSULT THE PROTIP.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Tiny mustache = either Hitler, Charlie Chaplin or Ron Mael. Check the guy's filmography/discography.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

*raises hand*

The other day I saw a guy kick a puppy. Was that Hitler? D: I AM SO LOST.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Nope, that's just an asshole.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

WHEW, ok.

Can you explain this birds and bees thing next? It's so damn confusing :<

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Cocks fall.

Everyone's pregnant.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

<SNORT>

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

*diiieeeesss* XD XD XD

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

no. Hitler loved dogs.

Unless it was a Jew in disguise.
Was it a Jew puppy?
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

The puppy was hindu.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

You're right. He DID love dogs. In fact according to Wikipedia, he has a pet German shepherd named "Blondie".

Also I've been playing Wolfenstein, where you get to shoot the HELL outta those nazis..including nazi German shepherd guard dogs who keep biting my face and my ass. ^_~

I'm not into animal cruelty but that's just a game, I did what I had to do. That dog was diseased with nazism and should be put to sleep.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

MADAME I SHALL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE WRONG. When I went back in time, Hitler totally banned me from the Nazi website because I posted spoilers about the end of WW2. And then he made me clean someone's room.

Did that make him Super-Hitler?

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

lol super hitler. I wonder if someone drew a picture of that yet.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

wow

you make Hitler look cute!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I have little doubt that some will still find this too confusing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....amwell/cow.jpg

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

you forgot that he didn't correct correct your sentences while you slept then said you were incompetent.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

there should only be one correct, you incompetent fool D:<

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

SEE
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| I'MMA FIRIN MA LAZOR BLAAAAAAAARGG!!!
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( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I always thought that the fat lady across the street was Hitler, guess the mustache confused me.:3

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

from: dasfuher[at]hotmail.com
to: phelix[at]pacbell.net

ur faggot

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Hitler totally butted in front of me in line in the taco bell in Germany, back in 1939. I was all like "wtf no!" and he was like "I'm important!"

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Now I know.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

He also painted, don'tcha know?

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

so all painters are hitler, is what you're saying... of course!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

He was also a vegetarian!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

the list of hitlers grow!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

He also did fanart of Disney characters.

I'm not even making that up! He painted pictures of the Seven Dwarfs and signed them A.H.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Yep. And it wasn't half bad.

Oh shi- Did I just complement him?

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

And he liked doggies!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

and most of the nazis loved kittens.
did anyone mention how good he was with kids?

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Yes. Just yes. I'm going to find a way to make this into a poster.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Don't forget political beliefs!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

You know what you are!

You're as bad as Fredrick Ludwig Jahn!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

YES
thanks!!!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

i'm pretty sure that guy that bumped me on the bus was hitler he had the freaky little mustache AND HE TOLD ME MY ART WAS DUMB DDDDDD:

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I STILL THINK YOUR HITLER >.>

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I thought he outsourced the killing? Its a bit hard to personally kill and dispose of the evidence on your own.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

This goes straight to my fav list so I can always post it when people do this tiny little mistake that could surely happen to everyone!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

"dealing with dem Führer"
der Führer (the leader (as acting person of the sentence)
des Führers (of the leader; the leader's)
dem Führer (to the leader, on the leader (location), with the leader, from, exept for, by, near, after, since, for, opposing to)
den Führer (on the leader (target),all other cases when not the acting person of the sentence)

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Grammar Nazi...
oh wait!

(It's correct, all joking aside.)

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

It's a shame that he'll only be remembered for his greatest mistake and not for the other things he did for Germany :/

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

People call me a nazi and I've never killed a man

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

missing italics

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

You forgot the "Subject of your sexual desires" under what he didn't do.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

What about space nazis?

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Wait so Taco Bell did NOT exterminate the entire European branch of my ancestral tree for being French partisans?

And this guy didn't fuck up my Chalupa?

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I actually wrote a short rant on this once... let me see if I can't dig it up.

Ah, here it is.

http://elka-woof.livejournal.com/65976.html

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

When someone compares me with hitler I say "Relax the inquisition killed a lot more ^^" and by the way, I have an idea for a popular vehicle for the masses!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

BECAUSE COMPARING FURRIES TO A GENOCIDE IT CORRECT AND ACCURATE AND IS A VALID ARGUMENT AGAINST THE ADMINS FOR REMOVING MY SONIC SPRITE SHEET RECOLORS

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I caused mass genocide to a colony of gypsy moth caterpillars.....does that make me Hitler?

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

mention Hitler or Nazis in an argument and you automatically lose

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

He also brought himself back to life as clones to fight Superman!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Things Hitler did not do
-Remove your work that brakes TOS from an online art site.

No that's what happens to Hitler

- Hitler has sumited "Bismark"
- "Bismark" brakes Washington treaty TOS
- British has removed "Bismark"

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

As stated by Oscar Wylde (I think...)

"Society has degraded to the point where it is now considered the duty of the intellectuals to state the blatantly obvious."

Your capacity for common sense may yet help to restore my faith in humanity.
Thank you.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

So then Stalin = Hitler too?

*Mind Explodes*

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Godwin's Law for Dummies

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I very much like you.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Godwin's Law for dummies.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Have I mentioned that I love you lately?

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

insta fav

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

What a fun piece of perspective C:

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

That makes me feel better after that painful past at DA. People think I'm a hypocrite and I rant about stuff and I like German things But I'm no nazi though! Glad someone read my mind. ^___^

Besides, I AM a wolfgirl, wolves are SUPPOSED TO BE STRICT!

*singy songy voice* But that doesn't mean I can't have fun though. ^_~

Also, Hitler may not like smoking and neither do I but that doesn't mean I'm Hitler.......I just don't wanna die from smoking AND 2nd hand smoking that's all. What's wrong with that? ^_~

So anyways, a damn good job! Bravo!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Another thing I notice why Hitler was a crazy hypocritical fucknut is that well I read that he had a HELLEVA lot of medical problems! I mean a WHOLE lot, that if any of you think you have very bad medical problems, think again. ^_~

Anyways, these are the health issues that Hitler has: irritable bowel syndrome, skin lesions, irregular heartbeat, Parkinson's disease, an STD disease called syphilis(which we got a cure for it now.^_~), and he's sooooooooooooo fucking addicted to methamphetamine.

Yep! This man is fucked up! And not only that, my brother told me that Hitler was actually born with only ONE testicle instead of 2! Just ONE ball in his pants!
LMFAO!! What a loser! No wonder one of his girlfriends killed themselves. XD

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

And also did you see his hairstyle. It makes him look more like an emo-wannabe faggot! :P I bet he even cuts himself too(To all of the emos: I apologize but this is just a joke. Please don't take it too seriously. Thank you.

).

Also, HA! Hitler's not even a bona fide German himself as well! He's actually born in Austria which is close to Germany! LMFAO!! Whatta fucking idiot!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I äm veri amjuzd^^ (I am very amused :P )

Traveling to USA - at Passport controll: "Where're you from?" - "Germany." - "So you're a Nazi?" - "Yea, all of us Germans are Nazis, even the black jews... geez...."
Ah yea^^

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Win

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Nah, my mother is Hitler. She has that weird ass mustache.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Drive by faving this because more people need to see it.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

But...but Hitler makes such a good answer to all the questions you encounter in life!

"Who was the twentieth president of the United States?" "Hitler."
"What would you like to order today?" "Hitler!"
"Why does the sky appear blue?" "HITLER."
"Who derailed the thread?" "HITLER!"
"Who wrote Mein Kampf?" "...I don't know!"

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

You lie! Hitler is like Elvis. Only Hitler is living in a concrete bunker in Germany. Any mayhem on the internet is all Hitlers doing.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Thank you.
My god, someone actually gets it!

(!!!) Posted: 2 years ago

Well, I can now carry this around with me and say: "You think your teacher/parent/admin/company is a nazi? Please identify the subject."
Just don't discriminate against the moustache. It can't choose what face to grow on.
This also reminds me of the whole 'Furry Mafia' thing, lol.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

I can really understand this piece. Some people take offense to some things when at the end of the day It's a word ya know? Anyway.. some things that have been seen just make you not take life for granted.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

its all clear to me now.

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

Hahahaha. Awesome!

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

THIS

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 years ago

This is EPIC WIN. XD

And oh goody, I can still classify Sarah Palin as Hitler!

( No Subject ) Posted: a year ago

How did I miss this? I mean... Wow.

( No Subject ) Posted: a year ago

Every computer on Earth needs to have this displayed above the monitor.

( No Subject ) Posted: a year ago

Whatever Adolf

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