Ahh, this is more familiar. Only replace what she's saying with something derogatory and you've got the little voice in the back of my head down pat.

Seriously though, this is funny. Nice build up to the punch line. Had me thinking a totally different scenario.

My god, I'm in the same situation. Minus the muse bitchslap ;_;

Good work!

Owww, that's gotta hurt! And it was looking so promising in the first picture too!

Muse's approach seems vaguely familiar, though the dialogue in my case is usually something out of "Back the the Future":

Muse: "Just draw the first thing that comes into your mind."

Me: "Ummm... nothing's coming into my mind."

Muse: "Geez May, it's a wonder I was even born!"

Humm... i don't think it works so well XD...

My, what a 'subtle' approach. Reminds me a lot of what I get at work on some days.

Somehow I didn't see that comin, makes it even funnier!!!

I can appreciate your muse's point of view, as well as your own. Dry spells can be annoying can't they? Especiually when you're waiting for a favorite artist to upload new work. ;)

Wow, I need a myuse like that!

'course if she did that, she'd be over my knees with her paws tied getting her bottom warmed ... so where CAN I get one of those muses again?

I don't think there's some sort of "Neitherworld" agencey that has Anthropomorphic Animal Muses for hire. It's more of being in the right place at the right time. Just start thinking "Muse" and start doodling. See what "Bites" you on the ear.

mine just kind of show up.
the first tiem Aphlita showed up i was half asleep and suddenly i felt like a weight on the edge of my bed. the warmth then scent like cloves and honey then i slipped into adream and there she was next to me leering at me

Heh! "Muse" finding the "Artist" was a bit complicated. I was so frustrated trying to draw "Superhero" comics I thought I'd try something in the Early "Furry" genre. (This was in the early 1980s, mind you.) I settled on a 'morph vixen 'cause I liked foxes, and eventually the world of Artist and Muse, and the city of Mills Harbor grew out of ideas based on "Regular" people living in a world where Anthropomorphic Animals and robots exist.