Eric: This is the LAST TIME I ever let HIM try to make a profit.

Rush: So order your Cactus Juice TODAY! Only $49.95 per plant!

Krissie: AHHH! The prickles! My throat! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!

Dun.

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the unseen scene that happeened before

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rush promises eric that he'll be on his best behavoir , eric laughs out loud "OOM-POSSIBLE" , then rush says o.k. I'll be a good boy just take me to the con *rush begs & pleads on bended knees* , eric sighs & give in

rush : *picks up cactus after rush & a stanger have an argument* the hell with it he's getting a cactus in the seat of his pants

eric : he'll never change but god I love him

krissie : ohhh nnoooo my project

Eric: a straw smoking catcus, now I've seen everything.

Rush: I can't believe this works! One drink from this and you become mexican!

Krissie: Nooooo! I no have green card!

From left to right.
Eric. Is that Krissie's plant friend?
Rush. At last from the dredges of final fantasy comes the cactstraw!
Krissie. Philip!!!

The one to the left; "what kind of people are these?!?"
The middle one; "after its filled with whip cream, i shove it up my ASS"
The one to the right; "AAAARRRGghhh!!!"

Left to right

Cactus Juice?!

Cactus Juice!

CACTUS JUICE!?!

"Straw cactus. My one weakness. How did she know?"

"And when I am through with you, I will move on to the WORLD!"

"The atrocity!"

Eric: I BLAME THE MARTIANS >:C

Rush: Look! I have managed to turn Krissie into a CACTUS!

Krissie: But I thought I was right here! D8


It's stupid but OH WE::

OH WE COLON COLON

YOU KNOW I MEANT WELL

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW WELL-MEANING YOU WERE

IT STILL MADE NO SENSE

.... >:C

Me: Typical. He remembers to hold the right part of the cactus, but forgot his damn clothes.

Rush: Look at what Adrian left me for Christmas!!!!!

Krissie: Too close to Eric's face, too close to Eric's face!!!!!

It's a shame you're not eligible, otherwise you would probably win the everything.

Eric: Is that cactus ... staring at me?! >:C

RushEloc: Come on, have a sip! It's 100% refreshing with that mildly natural cacti-juice!

Krissie: Long and pointy pins are aren't my idea of "refreshing" >:

Eric: I thought this kook was dead...

Rush: Crikey, would you look at the size of its straw?

Krissie: He's going to kill himself!
Again!

P.S. I apologize to all Steve Irwin fans. I loved him as much as you did.

So who won?