Woo, topical humour! I wrote this on Twitter, hence why each paragraph is so short. I saw a viral post where a guy had done much the same bait and switch with a story about aliens, I and I wanted to do the same thing with a macrofur twist.

For context, this story was written a few days after some big new internet bill got passed (maybe the one that means you have to tell people about your website's cookies?), and all of a sudden every single website had to update their T&Cs to explicitly comply with the new law. It was a weird week, imagine getting the same email from every company you've ever had an account with. Anyway, that's what inspired this.

Hope it got a laugh. As for my other writings progress may pick up again a little now that I'm once more unemployed, but hard to say yet. Hang in there.