dont we all hate alarm clocks?

I hate them too.

You say you hate them. They wake you up in the morning. But how many of you have alarm clocks possesed by a malevolent, demonic force?

Monday: 3 AM. My alarm was set for 7. Goes off, wakes me up. Instead of the normal Da-da-da-da pattern, it is a bloodcurdling, three-toned shriek. The apathetic little nerd I am, I got up and shut it off without so much as opening my eyes. Go to sleep. It goes off normally at 7.

Tuesday: I set it for 6:30 so I can play Morrowind before I go to school. It goes off at 6:30. Sounds normal, right? What about it still going on even for a full 60 seconds after I unplug it?

Wednesday: Set for 6:30. The sound it makes could only be compared to a flaming 18-wheeler screaming down the interstate. So loud, it wakes up our Landlord next-door.

Thursday: 6:45. Instead of an alarm, the radio comes on. I don't have it tuned to any station, but I can distinctly make out voices saying "You're lying to me" and "They took my baby." Not friendly talk show voices either. Screechy, raspy, very low voices.

I left it unplugged Friday.
You say you hate alarm clocks? I have been through the Seventh Circle of alarm clock Hell and back.

One time my alarm went off at 3 am, but it had the normal tone. It freaked the shit out of me, I destroyed it and bought a new one. Never happened again.

*stares at his alarm clock* You opened my eyes to a new fear O.O

my alarm clock sceramed at me and i shot it with my shotgun it was fun then i found out it was my gf outside my window
witch is worse angy gf or demonic alarm clock

Oos captain Hook!