Halloween - Christmas Part 1: The Beginning
Thanksgiving - Christmas Part 2: Impending Doom
Christmas - Christmas Part 3: The Reckoning
New Years' Day- Christmas Part 4: The Aftermath

Happy Thanks-to-our-fore-fathers-who-ate-nicely-with-the-Native-Americans-then stabbed-them-in-the-back-by-almost-killing-off-their-own-race-so-
lets-eat-turkey-so-we-can-forget-everything-and-have-the-
asshole-family-over-who-you-never-see-unless-they-are-
going-to-get-free-food-and-always-give-you-crappy-gifts -like-a-Chia-pet-for-Christmas-and-take-home-all-the-good-
leftovers-Giving-Day everyone!!! *says this while dreaming of juicy turkey ass and potatoes*