A feline pred who seriously wants to eat her roommate -- but she's worried about high lactose content. Does she snag the easy (and filling) meal and risk getting super sick?
Category Artwork (Digital) / Vore
Species Cow
Size 2400 x 2000px
File Size 399 kB
This is what actually happens when a lactose intolerant person passes the ice cream section. You feel high and fine until about an hour later; then you feel all of your sins and repent fruitlessly. Rinse and repeat on a bi-weekly basis.
It would be funny if the cow actually snarked back after the intolerance kicked in since the intolerance is based on an inability to digest lactose:
Pred: Augh... I regret everything.
Prey: Could we hurry this up? My switch is almost out of power.
It would be funny if the cow actually snarked back after the intolerance kicked in since the intolerance is based on an inability to digest lactose:
Pred: Augh... I regret everything.
Prey: Could we hurry this up? My switch is almost out of power.
If she's willing to cause herself actual, physical sickness so she can indulge in some predatory activity, then she has serious problems. Putting aside the issue that eating her roommate would mean having to handle all the bills by herself, she would also have to keep it hidden from anyone who would do her harm over the predation. It would be healthier and wiser to either seek out other prey or put her predatory desires aside and eat something that isn't a person.
I like to imagine the Cow girl being amused by her roommates hunger for her, and wanting find out herself, if her roommate could swallow her whole. Because lactose intolerance aside, that’s a whole lotta beef. Maybe cow girl should offer to drain some milk so they can both find out if the cat could pull off downing a big beef dinner.
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