Because andren said I had to.

Anyway, this is Colonel Reginald Donforst III. He's not a colonel, nor is he the third of anything. He legally had his name changed to that because it "suited" him more, so technically his first name is Colonel. Seeing as that is the case, most people just call him Donforst.

To call him eccentric is an extreme understatement. Though he's a lawyer who works at a firm with his associates, Togetson the Togekiss and Delbont the Delibird, it's doubtful he has an actual law degree. In fact, he loses almost all of his cases, and often has to be escorted away by bailiffs when he gets really passionate about things.

Despite this, nobody has tried to fire him or take him down a peg. He's very forceful and doesn't take "no" for an answer. If he says you're his client, you're his client. If he says he's your boss, he's your boss. The fact he's possibly bonkers and strong enough to tear the firm down by the foundations (with an addition to his love of firearms) is the only reason Togetson and Delbont answer to him.

Though Togetson's tendency to question him means that Delbont is is favorite.

As for his hobbies... eh, don't ask about his hobbies. Just like you don't ask where his other tusk went. It was lost during his (likely illegal) hobby, and if he tells you about that... well, you'll find out what his hobby is really quick.

Don't worry. He can't shoot for beans.