I'm the first to admit it.
A fursuit can be creepy.

These poor humans. All they want to do is unwind and have a drink
at the local watering hole. Suddenly, they're standing next to a 6 1/2 tall
dog. The dog is drinking a beer... and it starts to talk to them.

Many folks just can't absorb that much weirdness.
They shut down. They get worried. They doubt their own sanity.
For them, I have a joke at the ready.
It always works. A good laugh puts them at ease.

Be warned. I wrote this joke myself. If you use it, you have to send
me 6 cents in the mail.

Here it is:

A dog walks into a bar and hops up onto a chair.
He gets the bartender's attention and says "I'd like a beer, please."
The bartender is shocked. "Hey, you can talk!" He exclaims.
"Of course I can talk," says the mutt. "I can do lots of things. I can even
tend bar. I make a mean margarita."
The bartender thinks for a minute and says "OK, if you tend bar the rest
of the night you can have all your drinks on the house."
"Deal," says the dog and jumps over the counter.
The bartender stands back and watches as the mutt goes into action.
The dog pours perfect beers and carrys them in his paws without
spilling a drop. He uses his wet nose to press the buttons on the soda
machine, mixing amazing drinks while using his clever curly tail
to hold the bottles.
He makes witty small talk and even sings a few drinking songs.
By the end of the night, the place is packed, there's a line out of the door
and the tip jar is overflowing.
The manager is overjoyed. He puts his arm around the mutt
and says "You've earned your free beer! How would you like to do this
again tomorrow?"
The dog thinks for a moment and shakes his head. "Sorry, I can't."
The manger is dismayed. "Why not?" He cries.
"Well," the dog says, "tomorrow is Thursday and I have to fill in
for my dentist."

Get it? Fill in?
Yes, I know, that's a gawd-awful joke, but it always cracks 'em up.
Maybe it's just funny because of the suit.

Clearly I need new material.
Does anybody have a good dog-walks-into-a-bar joke?
I'll even settle for any animal-in-a-bar joke.
Nothing dirty or racist. I'm G-rated.

It I use it, I'll send you your 6 cents. I promise.