
Ok, this is OLD!!!!!
Back when I was a young fur, I tossed around with a guy by the name of Mick Collens. Mick was into music, like in three bands in and around Detroit. I had just gotten into "Filk" and was a big weird Al fan. I wrote these lyrics to the tune of "The Humpty Dance" and sang them over the phone to Mick. He liked it enough to drag me to Detroit and we recorded it in the summer between confurances 4 and 5. Mick picked all the music drops form his extensive 33 and a third collection and we went into Jim Diamond's basement studio for three hours and this is what we came up with.
It's been mixed a bit since then as all I had it on was a cassette tape. Big props to Kysh for helping with the mix and getting it digital.
Hope you like it, most of you may not know of the comics or references in the song. Most of it has fallen to the sands of time.
Back when I was a young fur, I tossed around with a guy by the name of Mick Collens. Mick was into music, like in three bands in and around Detroit. I had just gotten into "Filk" and was a big weird Al fan. I wrote these lyrics to the tune of "The Humpty Dance" and sang them over the phone to Mick. He liked it enough to drag me to Detroit and we recorded it in the summer between confurances 4 and 5. Mick picked all the music drops form his extensive 33 and a third collection and we went into Jim Diamond's basement studio for three hours and this is what we came up with.
It's been mixed a bit since then as all I had it on was a cassette tape. Big props to Kysh for helping with the mix and getting it digital.
Hope you like it, most of you may not know of the comics or references in the song. Most of it has fallen to the sands of time.
Category Music / Rap
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Size 92 x 120px
File Size 9.47 MB
Alright stop what your readin' cuz I'm about to ruin, the image of the comics that your used to.
They look funny, but Yo they make a statement see. So yo world I hope your ready for me.
Now gather round, I'm the new fur in town. And these comics they came up from the underground.
I'll read up all the Gallachi you got on your shelf, so just let me in-tro-duce myself.
My name is Dusty, pronounced with an Usty, Yo ladies! Oh how I'd like to bust the' And all the comics in the top 10, please allow me to Dust the'
I'm steppin' tall y'all, and just like MC Skat-Kat, your gonna dance when the stereo's pump that.
I like to draw, I like my comics furry, I'm burley, I like my French frys curly.
I'm sick with this, super heroes are out. Most times they get ridiculous. I'll burn up all your punisher's and X-Men's, hey there Omaha! Come here are you ticklish?
Yea I read Albedo, look at this I'm thinkin'. It never stopped me from getting women, I'm a freak! I like the girls with the fur.
I once got busy in a convention stairwell. I'm crazy, allow me to amaze the'. They say I'm a furvert but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls pants, and I even got my own dance!
(Chours)
The Fur-La-dance is your chance to do the fur
Do the fur-la-dance, common and do the fur-la-dance
Common, watch me do the fur-la-dance, just watch me do the fur-la dance.
were dowin, dowin, dowin the fur-la-dance y'all
Do the fur-la-dance, haha, do the fur-la-dance.
People say, Yo! Dusty! those comics, there funny lookin' Thats alright cuz they get things cookin'
You stare, you glare, you constantly try to compare them. But you can't get near them.
I'm steppin more, B! and on the floor see! Red Shetland she adores me. Oh yes ladies! I'm really being sincere, cuz my fur runs up your leg and it'll tickle your rear!
My fur is THICK, nu uh I'm not ashamed! Thick like a jacket, I'm still gettin paid. I get laid by the ladies you know I'm in charge. Both how I'm livin and my fur is large.
I get stu-pid, draw a furry like Flahive, I use a word that dont mean nuthin', Like Bang-dive.
I read all of Fusion, and if you missed it. Carz the one who said, Hey! I like your scent baby!
Cuz I'm a furry hey, I like to bite. Oh yea, I guess it's obvious I also like to write.
All you had to do was give Dusty a chance, and now I'm gonna do my dance!
Chours
Awww yea, thats the break, y'all. Lay a little of that bass groove right here..
Aw yea...
Now that I told you a little about myself, let me tell you a little about this dance.
Real easy to do, check it out!
First you stalk and you growl like you wasn't human.
Shaking and twitching kinda like you was mating.
Crazy wack funky! People say you look like a care bear on crack Dusty!
Thats alright cuz my bodies in motion. Spoused to look like a ritual of motion, anyone can play this game. This is my dance Y'all and Dusty's my name.
No two people will do it the same, you got it down, when you appear to have a mane.
Humpin, funkin, jumpin!
Gig around, shakin your tail! and when a fan boy cur, points a finger like a bur! Tell em STEP OFF I'm dowin the FUR!
Chours
Awww yea, I'd like to send it out to the whole world....keep on doing that fur-la-dance.
And to all the ladies, peace and furryness forever.
They look funny, but Yo they make a statement see. So yo world I hope your ready for me.
Now gather round, I'm the new fur in town. And these comics they came up from the underground.
I'll read up all the Gallachi you got on your shelf, so just let me in-tro-duce myself.
My name is Dusty, pronounced with an Usty, Yo ladies! Oh how I'd like to bust the' And all the comics in the top 10, please allow me to Dust the'
I'm steppin' tall y'all, and just like MC Skat-Kat, your gonna dance when the stereo's pump that.
I like to draw, I like my comics furry, I'm burley, I like my French frys curly.
I'm sick with this, super heroes are out. Most times they get ridiculous. I'll burn up all your punisher's and X-Men's, hey there Omaha! Come here are you ticklish?
Yea I read Albedo, look at this I'm thinkin'. It never stopped me from getting women, I'm a freak! I like the girls with the fur.
I once got busy in a convention stairwell. I'm crazy, allow me to amaze the'. They say I'm a furvert but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls pants, and I even got my own dance!
(Chours)
The Fur-La-dance is your chance to do the fur
Do the fur-la-dance, common and do the fur-la-dance
Common, watch me do the fur-la-dance, just watch me do the fur-la dance.
were dowin, dowin, dowin the fur-la-dance y'all
Do the fur-la-dance, haha, do the fur-la-dance.
People say, Yo! Dusty! those comics, there funny lookin' Thats alright cuz they get things cookin'
You stare, you glare, you constantly try to compare them. But you can't get near them.
I'm steppin more, B! and on the floor see! Red Shetland she adores me. Oh yes ladies! I'm really being sincere, cuz my fur runs up your leg and it'll tickle your rear!
My fur is THICK, nu uh I'm not ashamed! Thick like a jacket, I'm still gettin paid. I get laid by the ladies you know I'm in charge. Both how I'm livin and my fur is large.
I get stu-pid, draw a furry like Flahive, I use a word that dont mean nuthin', Like Bang-dive.
I read all of Fusion, and if you missed it. Carz the one who said, Hey! I like your scent baby!
Cuz I'm a furry hey, I like to bite. Oh yea, I guess it's obvious I also like to write.
All you had to do was give Dusty a chance, and now I'm gonna do my dance!
Chours
Awww yea, thats the break, y'all. Lay a little of that bass groove right here..
Aw yea...
Now that I told you a little about myself, let me tell you a little about this dance.
Real easy to do, check it out!
First you stalk and you growl like you wasn't human.
Shaking and twitching kinda like you was mating.
Crazy wack funky! People say you look like a care bear on crack Dusty!
Thats alright cuz my bodies in motion. Spoused to look like a ritual of motion, anyone can play this game. This is my dance Y'all and Dusty's my name.
No two people will do it the same, you got it down, when you appear to have a mane.
Humpin, funkin, jumpin!
Gig around, shakin your tail! and when a fan boy cur, points a finger like a bur! Tell em STEP OFF I'm dowin the FUR!
Chours
Awww yea, I'd like to send it out to the whole world....keep on doing that fur-la-dance.
And to all the ladies, peace and furryness forever.
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