Holy fuck! I hit 500 watchers! Are you guys sure you didn't mean to watch Blotch and you accidentally slipped and hit my account? I guess there's a market on here for snout stretching, shitty comics, and badly drawn bondage acts! Anyway, I figured i better do something extra terrible to commemorate this FA milestone, right?

Before you ask what you're about to, I will just answer it for you: Yes, no, no no, yes yes, no.

(P.S. I do these creepy pics every 100 watchers: )
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