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And she wants him too, oh god!
Category All / Comics
Species Western Dragon
Size 929 x 616px
File Size 59.2 kB
Zim, gregg and Flare in one pic.
INGENIUS.
I would give anything to be in your position.
Me:"Heya, sexy babe. Why don`t you let the furry meatpack(nothing against you, greggis) go and do it with a real man. A real DRAGON"
*makes some macho poses, then pulls down pant*
Flare:"..." *takes out hammer and slams Busterdrag through the wall*
Me:*coughing*Oh...I...I like shy girls.
And I will get her someday.
INGENIUS.
I would give anything to be in your position.
Me:"Heya, sexy babe. Why don`t you let the furry meatpack(nothing against you, greggis) go and do it with a real man. A real DRAGON"
*makes some macho poses, then pulls down pant*
Flare:"..." *takes out hammer and slams Busterdrag through the wall*
Me:*coughing*Oh...I...I like shy girls.
And I will get her someday.
Okay, next try.
Me: "Hey, Flare. Greggis is my friend, and if you want to fuck him, then..."
Flare: *angry* "What, then?"
Me: "Then you have to fuck me first."
Flare: "..." *casts first Fire3, then Ice3 and smashes him with a bigger hammer than the hammer before*
Me: *slowly getting on his feet* O...Okay, I...I will try again when my bones think they are not broken anymore.
The next try will work, and then you are free, Greggis. I promise.
Me: "Hey, Flare. Greggis is my friend, and if you want to fuck him, then..."
Flare: *angry* "What, then?"
Me: "Then you have to fuck me first."
Flare: "..." *casts first Fire3, then Ice3 and smashes him with a bigger hammer than the hammer before*
Me: *slowly getting on his feet* O...Okay, I...I will try again when my bones think they are not broken anymore.
The next try will work, and then you are free, Greggis. I promise.
Okay, my bones are sorted again (Sort of...), so I'll try again.
This time it will work.
Me: "Ok, what about this deal, Sexy Dwaggie? First we went out on a nice dinner, with candlelight and the whole things, and then we go to you and have some fine Draggy-on-Draggy loving!"
Flare: "..."
Me: "But if you want, we can skip the whole dinner thing and can go directly to the point with the banging!"
Flare: "...!" *takes out a giant club and beat me nearly senseless*
Flare: *out of breath* "You...You really do like me, don't you?"
Me: *full of agony* "Y...yes."
Flare: "Even due to the fact that I'm evil and only will hurt you?"
Me: "Of...course, why not."
Flare: "Thats so sweet. No...Nobody ever said that to me, everyone was always afraid of me and my powers, so they ran away. And now someone really likes me. I don't know what to say..."
*looks around shyly and sees the empty place were Greggis was tied up*
"What, he managed to free himself?"
*turns around with an angry look on her face and shouts*
"That whole talking was only a deception, so that greggis could flee, isn't it so? Ohhh, I'm sooo angry! I'll torture you till you feel pain of an undescribable dimension!!!"
Me: "Does that include that you tied me up on a wall like you did with gregg?"
Flare: "!!!" *beats him senseless and then carrys him away*
Finally, I get on with her. And she even gave me a kiss!!!(And a bite in the tongue)
So I think I'm her new boyfriend.
This time it will work.
Me: "Ok, what about this deal, Sexy Dwaggie? First we went out on a nice dinner, with candlelight and the whole things, and then we go to you and have some fine Draggy-on-Draggy loving!"
Flare: "..."
Me: "But if you want, we can skip the whole dinner thing and can go directly to the point with the banging!"
Flare: "...!" *takes out a giant club and beat me nearly senseless*
Flare: *out of breath* "You...You really do like me, don't you?"
Me: *full of agony* "Y...yes."
Flare: "Even due to the fact that I'm evil and only will hurt you?"
Me: "Of...course, why not."
Flare: "Thats so sweet. No...Nobody ever said that to me, everyone was always afraid of me and my powers, so they ran away. And now someone really likes me. I don't know what to say..."
*looks around shyly and sees the empty place were Greggis was tied up*
"What, he managed to free himself?"
*turns around with an angry look on her face and shouts*
"That whole talking was only a deception, so that greggis could flee, isn't it so? Ohhh, I'm sooo angry! I'll torture you till you feel pain of an undescribable dimension!!!"
Me: "Does that include that you tied me up on a wall like you did with gregg?"
Flare: "!!!" *beats him senseless and then carrys him away*
Finally, I get on with her. And she even gave me a kiss!!!(And a bite in the tongue)
So I think I'm her new boyfriend.
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