
IT IS DELICIOUS!!!
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Letter to New World:
"Dear residents of Mayo-established World.
God Mustard has heard of your blaspheme, and dislikes it greatly. However, Mustard is a merciful condiment, and is willing to give you lowly sufferers a new chance. As this is your last chance at redemption, I suggest you take it, before you end up in the "Sea of Marinara," where mo condiment of worth dares to tread. His demands are simple:
1) Cease this foolish worship of an impotent spread.
2) Return to your rightful place in the world.
3) Beg forgiveness.
I am quite certain that God Mustard shall see you redeemed.
Sincerely,
Me"
"Dear residents of Mayo-established World.
God Mustard has heard of your blaspheme, and dislikes it greatly. However, Mustard is a merciful condiment, and is willing to give you lowly sufferers a new chance. As this is your last chance at redemption, I suggest you take it, before you end up in the "Sea of Marinara," where mo condiment of worth dares to tread. His demands are simple:
1) Cease this foolish worship of an impotent spread.
2) Return to your rightful place in the world.
3) Beg forgiveness.
I am quite certain that God Mustard shall see you redeemed.
Sincerely,
Me"
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