Kage: <reading the description>

Umi: <looks> That's a wicked-looking Penis....

Kage: <.<? <scrolls back up>

Umi: Oh! It's somebody's arm...

Kage: XD



I couldn't script this stuff, man XD

Which Umi is this? Not our innocent, purple/pink dragon ?

Also penis? His arm? *has to stare back at his own drawing*

Aye; 'tis that same dragoness XD

Whats she got dicks on the brain for?

Also, I was looking at his mainarm, not the hook. Which was she referring to?

The main arm... I believe...

As for 'on the brain'... >.>

I'm sorry, I still don't see it. You may have to red line this 'penis' for me. XD

I didn't see it either XD 's why I laughed XD

((UMI))... Here. Redlined. Remember, my vision has been really bad lately and I only saw part of the image.

http://i786.photobucket.com/albums/.....eiouspenis.jpg

Gotcha. Giant penis arm. I can draw that up if it'll make her happy.

I'll have to check her journal, whats up Umi? I did not know about your vision. That why I haven't seen much of you on here?

I forget your two's relation. Friends, family, dating?

Well; we've been together for over 4 years now... Fiancees...

And she's been not around so much because of the 'Evil Step Monster: "Hyena" ' that's been roaming around here for the past 6 months...

XD "Giant Penis Arm" sounds like Nemesis' Primary Melee weapon from RE3 XD

Cripes, I'm quite oblivious to my friends around here. @_@ I feel I should have known that, and probably did at one time.

Well, hope you two can figure it out around her.

The only thing that would work on the Step Monster is a 25lb Crowbar to the head. Seriously. She's a deluded Narcissist, with huge entitlement and control issues. There is nothing in the world that she cannot somehow relate to herself; and then elevate herself above. Just listening to her talk is sickening.

Case in point; she wants us out of the main house; so she coaxes us to begin moving our stuff out into the garage, under the guise of giving us a special place to go; to hang out and be out of her hair. Then; on a whim, begins 'grounding' us (like we're F***ing 12-years old again) from it. She's a demented; manipulative; backbiting; backstabbing whorebag that throws tantrums like a little kid when the slightest thing doesn't go her way; and then has the unmitigated GALL to call us 'Adult Children'. She's on a power trip so hard she's queen of her own little world; where reality is ignored and she's always right. It's her world; we just live in it.

/rant.

Sorry man; it's very rare that I actually loathe somebody; but there are things I cannot stand:

Outright disrespect
Talking down your nose at me
DEMANDING 'Respect'
Abusing others simply to get your own way
hypocrisy
and utter cowardice...

And she's the epitome of ALL OF THEM... She basically shoved the only local friend I have completely out of the house and has threatened several times to do the same to me; on top of threatening to completely remove me from my own kid's life... >.>

I really, REALLY wanna know if there's some stipulation in the laws where you can freely smack the SH*T out of someone for "Overriding your Parental Authority without any real say so in the first place". I coulda sworn Parents have a F*ckton of rights in that matter; and I believe anyone who's outside that relationship should be able to be reminded it's not 'their place' with a backhand.

<simmers lividly>

Well, she'd have to be to get you fired up.

There are rules, and if she is not a legal guardian, you can enforce the law, but that is the most of my authority.

<nods>

I've basically given her fair warning not to step on my parental authority; lest I enforce it with a boot to the hiney.

Though; I'm on a high note today... ^^ Just found out I won a raffle ^^

Try not to break you're foot off up in hat ass if you can.

Oh?

True dat XD (And quite the excessively ample ass that is...)

And aye ^^ Right here: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3254052/

Congrats man.

Thankies ^^ Totally stoked about it ^^ Came as a total surprise too XD

Innocent??? Are you being sarcastic???
Because of this comment, I had to draw...

Not at all. Did I have the wrong impression of you?

What did you draw? :3

Innocent is not a word i would use to describe Umi.. not even close.. between 1 and 10 if innocent is a 2 then Umi is a 9.. or 9.5..

Hmm. . I guess I'm unfamiliar with the 'real' Umi then.

... Un medicated, I make Labrn look frigid.

That bad, eh? ;P

But, Labrn isn't always a horn dog. He just has various "facets" and it depends on which one you meet him on.

NOT counting children... I was always looking at people wondering how they were in bed. *Shrugs*
I was horrible. Still am every so often.

Well, that could just be a curious quirk of yours. Were you 'acting' on those thoughts each time too? ;P

Not each time, no. But quite often. Whenever I found someone willing.

Well, you're taken now though, right?

Or does that still creep up on you? ;P

I have to fight it every so often. Just out of sheer respect for my mate.

I see. Perhaps an actual account of nymphomania? Or some version there of?

Lord knows. I could go all psycho-analytical on myself if I really wanted... comment on something like something in my childhood affecting how I perceive affection from others aside from my family. How sexual attention affects my sense of self worth.. Mention that Bi-polars are frequently promiscuous. *shrug*
All sorts of factors.

Sounds like you've told that bit before.

And makes me think I'm Bi-polar, as alot of people who are mention these symptoms, and I have 'em all.

That is a discussion better left private my dear. Though I'm no psychiatrist, I can list my symptoms.

No worries. Someday I'll get the results. I just hope its not when I committed.